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:marseyaustralian: REFERENDUM DAY THREAD:!platyaboriginal: [Current status- 6/6 STATES +60% NO TOTAL CHUD VICTORY :chudspin::chudspin::chudspin::chudspin:]

!strayans !strayans !strayans IN IN IN

I've timed this to go out at midday AEDT and I'll try keep it active until the referendum is called sometime tonight.

Carp aevann pls pin, but if they don't I'm gonna use my limited coins to pin it myself when something happens.

  • Sneed- Marcia Langton says reconciliation is dead

https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/177al7z/the_referendum_campaign_has_cemented_racism_into?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/AustralianPolitics/comments/1779l8f/marcia_langton_whatever_the_outcome?sort=controversial

  • News- last minute Newspoll shows Yes gain by 3 points (still losing tho)

https://old.reddit.com/r/AustralianPolitics/comments/177bsfg/australians_make_an_11th_hour_swing_towards_yes?sort=controversial

  • Sneed- Dutton is literally drumpfh

https://old.reddit.com/r/AustralianPolitics/comments/1772vqc/peter_dutton_is_australias_figurehead_of_fear_and?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/1774esn/peter_dutton_is_australias_figurehead_of_fear_and?sort=controversial

  • Sneed- "Once again, it seems only white men know what's best for Aboriginal peoples"

https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/177c35i/once_again_it_seems_only_white_men_know_best_for?sort=controversial

Anyway, how was voting (if you're doing it on the day)? What result are you expecting? What result do you want?

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First results are coming in now. Follow counting here

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Also make sure to watch the ABC news coverage to watch the incoming meltdown.

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it's only counting the Yes golden states so far and it's over 62% No :marseyxd:

No will get nearly triple votes at this rate. Maybe it will.

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:unicorn: Nonfiction = Fiction :mummy: Fiction = Nonfiction :!unicorn:

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Mayo devastated

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Aww is the literal union mobster crony sad that he couldn't brow beat to get the outcome he wanted this time?

Tragic.

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Whelp, better do what unions do best and strike

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Tales from the voting booth:

Hello dramasisters, behold the tales from my middle to upper-middle class suburb in Victoria. Nothing too crazy but had a few fun ones.

  • A known r-slur in our neighbourhood got his ballot and walked straight out with it.

  • Multiple people asking what a constitution is.

  • A couple people started filling in the ballot in front of me thinking that i was gonna tell them what to write.

  • One dude came in and found out his brother had come in and voted for him earlier in the day.

  • Someone else wrote c*nt all over the booth and the booth had to be taken down.

  • Lots of old/middle-aged wogs subtly chudding out to me ("Common sense to vote no", "nah frick em", "when my papou+yia yia, came over..." etc.)

  • Had to tell voters that if they made a mistake they could come back to get a new ballot. One voter replied "how do you frick up one word?" Had a bit of a laugh with him.

  • The No campaign scrutineer initially looked worried as the Yes stack was quite big, in the end our area went for No 51% to 48%. Yes lady looked dejected especially with the flood of results from their campaign chat.

  • Didn't find the marsey vote :marseyitsover:

  • Snags cost $3.5, absolutely mental. At least the lines went quickly for the voting.

That mostly covers it. I'll try and think of any others but mostly comfy day chilling and getting some coin.

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One dude came in and found out his brother had come in and voted for him earlier in the day.

You have been permanently banned from Reddit for suggesting that vote fraud is possible

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Yeah it's not widespread at all (1 guy out of 1500 people), but still concerning that there's not really a check against it. If we didn't have mandatory voting it would be very easy to brute force a result. At least with the current system, it's harder to not raise a red flag (if you were systematically double voting)

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mandatory voting seems like it has enough benefits that it removes the real incentive to deal with shit like voter fraud.

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Dont you have to present your ID when voting?

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there's some schizo who messages one of my friends often. Apparently he voted Yes and then voted Yes again on his mum's ballot.

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"how do you frick up one word?

The vote of a man who can frick up a single word counts the same as your vote.

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Appreciate the write up

This kind of local insight is what makes /h/mnn the number one name in news

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Our next referendum should be that all democracy sausages are provided free of charge.

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Not one single person is gonna read all that

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I did :marseyreading:

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Inb4 [losing side] calls the referendum rigged

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:marseyitsrigged#:

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The YESsisters can't because even the most biased polls have been leaning towards them losing. NOchuds would have an absolute meltdown though, especially the bettors.

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there have been a lot of yessisters saying that "akshually polling is inaccurate and it's only boomers answering and basically yes will get 100% of votes and states". that said, they're probably not gonna say the referendum is rigged, they're probably gonna go for the angle that 60-70% of the population is racist

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Are they really trying to say that polls lean rightoid? :marseysmug2:

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Bettors?

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Lol even ABC has given up reporting on this and has gone back to sandshit

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Our impartial Government national broadcaster everyone - chucking a sook because they didn't get their outcome and just deciding to not report.

THAT should be sanctionable and I'll be writing a letter to the communications minister asking why that's okay?

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Settle down chud

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I wanna twist the knife.

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i hope this was an ironic comment ok it's a chud being sarcastic

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How in science's name could this have happen? All my heckin celebrities said to vote yeserino

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

pls give the link I need to look through this neighbour's account

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ABC boonga foid- "we need to stop engaging the radical centre, which is pretty much the far right" (verbatim btw)

Dramatards = :marseyreich: confirmed

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:marseyletsfuckinggo2: :marseyletsfuckinggo2: :marseyletsfuckinggo2:

After you've been edging me for months I'm really excited for this. Looking forward to the seethe tomorrow (even if the polls are wrong and it's dramatards seething)

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It's the good thing about all this imo, literally every result is dramatic. No landslide? Yessisters decide they hate Australia. It's close? Seethe from all corners. Yes victory? Total dramatard death.

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No matter who wins we can all laugh at Australia.

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:#soysnooseethe: :#marseyrofl!:

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This is ridiculously pathetic even for reddit mods lmfao :marseydicklet:

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^dude posts in /r/anarchism all day

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He can always frick off. We're full.

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fo/wf pronouns would go hard

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Elections don't work, yes I am very progressive

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:#marseyleftoidschizo:

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He isnt wrong about democracy, thats why we need intelligence tests before you are allowed to vote.

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yt ppl thinking that everyone is just so nice and welcoming :marseygigaretard:

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white privilege

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I had a nice chat with an old lady handing out 'Yes' pamphlets. She said I was nice to talk to after all the _mean_ things 'No' voters said to her. I didn't tell her I was going to vote 'No'.

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that was very nice of you to not crush her spirit after being polite :marseybow:

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You should have very politely told her that you respect her position and her fighting for it but you've still got to go no.

I'm really good at this when I'm at exactly the right blood alcohol level to be bold but not enough that I have to be too honest.

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from local uni facebook group. not as much seethe as i expected tbh :impishchud:

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Lmao Harrison Robertson is seething

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Nobros I'll CU in the NT

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80% aboriginal support btw

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There's like five of them in the whole country, even at the electorate level they're outweighed by the hordes of yt farmers :marseyreapangry:

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All the Australians I've met are great and absolute goons. How did you manage to hide the massive population of r-slurs you have?

I guess American politics poisons all former Commonwealth countries

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R-slurs in which direction? Some of it is newly internet-rotted brains, some of it is workers who should've never been introduced to complete sentences, some of it is the hordes of β€œNew Australians” who have been integrated a little too effectively. This recent quote from respected elder politician Bob Katter (Lebanese) captures some of the national spirit:

Are we racist? Well we're Australians – I don't know if that's racist or not but we're not apologising for it to anyone.

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R-slurred as in burger-brained American style progressive.

Australian military and drunk/tweaking tourists I've met were great guys. I'm jealous of the accent's effect on our :chudtantrum: women.

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R-slurred as in burger-brained AmeriKKKan style progressive.

This has spread all over the western world, and you can thank the zucc and other social media satans for it

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Queensland called for No

Who could've guessed

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Yes is much stronger than I thought. Unless the remaining votes hew hard to No, you're looking right on point with the 58% No prediction.

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western Sydney voting solidly No

Hahahahaha mutlicultural chuddism wins again

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:#asianchud: https://i.rdrama.net/images/169416946586231.webp

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why is asian female chud not an emoji

aka the neon needles emoji

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I voted last week. Have fun standing in line, chumps!

My predictions:

1. 40-60 split in favour of NO

2. Tassie is the only state to vote YES, everyone else votes NO (Victoria is a MAYBE).

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The white guilt in Tasmania must be insane considering what happened to all the aboriginals there.

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Or maybe it's lessened by not having any of them around to remind them? I mean, I doubt it but it would be convenient.

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There was a very long queue when I went, but only for out of electorate voters so I got to skip it.

More No people than Yes people outside, which surprised me. Also a pair of fully costumed goths, at cosplay levels with completely painted faces even.

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Tasmania possibly being the only Yes state

Didn't Tasmania delete all their aboriginals as well?

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Yeah, it's pretty much the most successful genocide in history. The only "Tasmanian Aboriginals" around are generally mayos like Bruce Pascoe who claim it because it's impossible to disprove

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>Bruce Pascoe

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:marseyxd: that's an extremely white looking guy

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VICTORIA CALLED FOR NO :chudspin::chudspin::chudspin:

ANTI-VICTORIACELS IN SHAMBLES

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but they have penguins :cryingatcuteness:

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I've been to Phillip Island and seen the penguins

They are indeed adorable :marseybow:

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Does that mean every state went no?

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16972798936680462.webp WA has only 1% of the votes counted but will almost certainly vote no.

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Hooooly shit that's a blowout. They needed a majority overall and a majority in each state, right? Not even remotely close haha

I've been reading some seethe on reddit, it's been fun.

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needed the majority vote nationwide, and majority vote in 4/6 states (territories excluded)

there was always a risk of a couple of states (mostly victoria and tasmania) going yes, but seeing vic peaking the yes vote and still ending with a majority no is :marseychefkiss:

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They haven't called WA yet but they are 100% voting No so

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I wonder if he'll change his tune now that NT is chudding out.

!strayans if anyone has a functioning reddit account, please point this kind redditor to the current live results for his beloved Northern Territory.

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