https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1721295186112778678
Good evening, World.
— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) November 5, 2023
Allow me first to apologize for this interruption.
I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of everyday routine β the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition.
I enjoy them as much as any bloke.
But in the spirit of commemoration,β¦ pic.twitter.com/xuq3nFjaar
wew
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You know how some rslurs don't understand how paragraph breaks work and just dump an unreadable blob of text? This neighbor has the opposite problem where he writes gibberish with a line break after every sentence like he thinks they're all bangers.
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Back in my day we'd just put each sentence on a single line
Sometimes you'd even like
Break thoughts up into multiple lines
And that was it
This is your post
And it was simple and elegant and beautiful
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And then on forums you'd multipost several times in succession like it was nothing
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Just reply to yourself a few times constantly
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It doesn't work on nuforums at all because gay nested shit and notifs
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Smartphones ruined the internet
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Soo true bestie. Replying to yourself should shit up an entire thread.
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Thread
should 
suicide 
and delete itself after any 3 consecutive replies to oneself.
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You used to have to commit to being a stay inside loser to post on forums, so it was our own world and then smartphones opened it up to every r-slur to shit everything up.
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that's updoot
whoring
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Back in the day... when I was really-makes-you-thinkposting... I used ellipses... just like mother nature intended.
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Ellipses in lieu of all other punctuation in giant butt paragraphs was always the hallmark of the boomer and neither of us has a right to it
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I prefer ellipses,,, but with commas like a schizo boomer
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- JOHN
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In schools they teach us that this is a form of high quality poetry without a rhyme scheme.
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In less than an hour aircraft from here will join others from around the world and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind.
We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.
We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July and you will once again be fighting for our freedom not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution
but from annihilation.
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Poetry or autism
or both.
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He writes like he's on LinkedIn
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Man now I'm gonna have to quit doing this
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kino screed
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I honestly think being a door dasher would be preferableβ¦
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Do a lot of Tate paypigs live in places like India or am I misremrmbering something?
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Do the needful and get on Fiverr
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That's a whole lot of words this dude is posting.
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No he's a man of action. In this case, the action of charging your credit card.
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i wish incels would give me money
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Make an OF?
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why is this bald supposed 'alpha male' worshipped by incels?
He walks like a stereotypical cute twink
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He has s*x with foids who don't want to have s*x with him. You can see why this is an accomplishment they might appreciate.
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π€£π€£π€£
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he's not gay he's just european
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He's half British, half military brat from Indiana, and 100% dresses and acts like a southern European cute twink.
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Lots of uk white males lean into being eurotrash I don't get it
Probably just the electronic music fans
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I know absolutely nothing about him besides what I just read on his Wikipedia page (he's actually very very good at kickboxing) and that he's a lib boogeyman
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He strikes fear in women, and empowers down trodden men to stop letting society use them as door mats. The man is powerful. You don't need me to tell you this as you can see the elites are trying to silence him anyway they can.
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ππ
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This but unironically
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He really does make women afraid. Almost every woman I know has asked me at least once if I listened to Andrew Tate during his peak. They also complained about little kids listening to him.
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Unless they are closeted, I don't know a single moid who cares about Tate. But I mostly know white collar professionals. Maybe poorcels like him?
They do like that other podcast guy who looks like a thumb, though. I forget his name. Interviewy McMMA or whatever.
Edit: Joe Ronstadt? I tried to listen to it once with a guy who liked it and I couldn't take more than 5 minutes and it lowered my opinion of that guy for enjoying it.
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Isn't that gif of Bottom G, the gay Andrew Tate impersonator?
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It was guy fawkes day in bongland
He wanted you to make sure you knew he was English by dropping βblokesβ
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Ah, a true bard after bardfinn's own heart.
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
Best friend is ACA with 105 mentions
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Andrew Tate is a constant reminder that you do not have to be smarter than the people you fool.
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im not reading all that. what is he waffling on about
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Refresh, I added a screenshot of what happens if you click the link at the end that directs you to Join The Real World.
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Its an ad for his new matrix-themed masterclass on fricking bitches getting money
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He's kinoposting about that Natalie portman movie.
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the one where she has a lez scene with Mila Kunis?
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Do not mention Black Swan or I will ban you
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To be honest I only watched it once with a group of friends and I was pretty disinterested throughout the entire thing, I only really paid attention to that one scene
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darren aronofsky is a goddarn genius and i will not stand for this slander
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"butt to butt"
also peak schizo movie:
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He is but Black Swan was indulgent garbage and Natalie Portman faces is annoying to look at when nothing is going on
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No I think he means the professional where the r-slurred old guy assassin tries to teach a little girl portman how to kill people in exchange for her teaching him to read and also he's a p-do or something
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No V is Vendetta
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Faces
of MGTOW when
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CarpathianFlorist
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SCD
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What a fricking cute twink
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Why
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if you're asking you're a brokie
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Nobody cared that I was a brokie when I put on the mask which is why I put on the mask, and then someone sold those masks and now I know who is wearing the mask and they're not anonymous or poor and I no longer have a mask
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Get your money up and then maybe you won't have enough time to type bullshit like this
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I'm waiting for a good man who will step up and raise muh chilluns
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Starting now, the only countryclub initiative we should focus our efforts on is how to get El Rocketo Papi to force the three code chuds and 87 indians who still work at X to deploy longpostbot as a global feature
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Guy Fawkes did nothing wrong
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Frick off cavalier.
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It is the 41st Millennium.
For more than a hundred centuries The Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth.
He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies.
He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology.
He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.
Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance.
Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will.
Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds.
Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors.
Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever vigilant Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name only a few.
But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aliens, heretics, mutants - and worse.
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions.
It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable.
These are the tales of those times.
Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned.
Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war.
There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.
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New Target Grift Audience Acquired
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I can't decide if allowing tweeters to post giant screeds is bad enough to outweigh the additional drama generated by community notes. I think not but I'm just not certain. Thoughts?
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darn he targeted r-slurs!?!!
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Snapshots:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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