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Good evening, World.
— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) November 5, 2023
Allow me first to apologize for this interruption.
I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of everyday routine β the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition.
I enjoy them as much as any bloke.
But in the spirit of commemoration,β¦ pic.twitter.com/xuq3nFjaar
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You know how some rslurs don't understand how paragraph breaks work and just dump an unreadable blob of text? This neighbor has the opposite problem where he writes gibberish with a line break after every sentence like he thinks they're all bangers.
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Back in my day we'd just put each sentence on a single line
Sometimes you'd even like
Break thoughts up into multiple lines
And that was it
This is your post
And it was simple and elegant and beautiful
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And then on forums you'd multipost several times in succession like it was nothing
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Just reply to yourself a few times constantly
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It doesn't work on nuforums at all because gay nested shit and notifs
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Smartphones ruined the internet
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Soo true bestie. Replying to yourself should shit up an entire thread.
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Thread
should 
suicide 
and delete itself after any 3 consecutive replies to oneself.
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You used to have to commit to being a stay inside loser to post on forums, so it was our own world and then smartphones opened it up to every r-slur to shit everything up.
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that's updoot
whoring
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Back in the day... when I was really-makes-you-thinkposting... I used ellipses... just like mother nature intended.
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Ellipses in lieu of all other punctuation in giant butt paragraphs was always the hallmark of the boomer and neither of us has a right to it
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I prefer ellipses,,, but with commas like a schizo boomer
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- JOHN
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In schools they teach us that this is a form of high quality poetry without a rhyme scheme.
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In less than an hour aircraft from here will join others from around the world and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind.
We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.
We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July and you will once again be fighting for our freedom not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution
but from annihilation.
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Poetry or autism
or both.
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He writes like he's on LinkedIn
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Man now I'm gonna have to quit doing this
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