WELCOME
ONE AND ALL
TO THE FIRST SESSION
OF
IMPASSIONATA CONGRESS
Esteemed colleagues,
Fellow citizens of the Vulgate,
Happy chewers of dewy sewers
And other neat stuff like that;
I COME TO YOU BECAUSE THE REPUBLIC IS IN PERIL
FAITH IN OUR CIVIC RELIGION IS FALLING SHORT
and some, in their desperation, turn to failed methods of the past in order to seek the
CHANGE
WHICH
MUST
ARRIVE
Thus do I bind a circle on those collected here,
The Registry of Impassionatas!
~ keep it light
because it's heavy ~
THESE VOLUNTEERS SHALL NOW DELIBERATE ON SUBJECTS OF GREAT IMPORTANCE.
As presiding Impassionata, I hereby open the floor. Any citizen may submit their public comment to the body politic.
@Impassionata3 will please ring the gong. It is also appropriate at this time to thank @Impassionata4 for the image above.
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hecko bimothy!
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THIS IS A INSURRECTION EVERYONE GET THE FRICK DOWN
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EMERGENCY MOTION TO CREATE A HOLE FOR IMPASSIONATA CONGRESS
SO WE CAN EXILE BIMOTHY
AND OTHER ASSORTED VANDALS
LMAO
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Let there not be an insurrection (there is enough fascism as it is) but rather a resurrection (the power of Christ compels you). All who read these words are hereby bound by grace.
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For today's gong, I have chosen:
ACCORD
INGΓNUE
PERSPIRATION
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Shitty car.
I was once one of those.
I got the meat sweats today.
discuss
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For they all came of their own accord
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Accord - of my own accord - of my own free will - free will - freedom - consciousness - ability to π€rock outπ€
Ingenue - Not a young woman. Can't relate. Or can I? Nope. Not in this lifetime. I'm tough. π€I'm buff. πͺ I kill people. Or, I could. Probably. Don't test me. You gotta watch out for these guns. πͺ π
Perspiration - sometimes you gotta sweat it out. Economy is bad, gotta sweat that shit out. Heck yeah.
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"Accord" symbolizes harmony and agreement, foundational principles of our congress.
"IngΓ©nue," representing innocence and sincerity, reflects the purity of our quest for knowledge and truth.
"Perspiration" acknowledges the dedication and effort required in our intellectual pursuits.
May these words guide our discussions, inspiring us to uphold harmony, sincerity and diligence in all that we do.
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@GeraIt_of_Uganda
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I think you've struck a chord
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WYMMYN FIRST IN LINE WITH THEIR PUBLIC COMMENT
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I would like to filibuster this session with the following:
inhale
inhale
!edgelords
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brb
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brb
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Desist from cursing the world and your curses will soon lift.
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Sorry I hadn't finished
inhale
inhale
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Continue to curse the world and your curses will multiply.
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Sorry just give me a second
inhale
inhale
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deep breath
inhale
inhale
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copy pasting is for the weak
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let me just have a sip of water
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I vote to adjourn
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There is not even a motion to adjourn, and as you are not on the registry of Impassionatas, you may neither vote nor make such a motion.
Thanks for your participation, citizen!
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I second this motion. And I also declare a six month recess.
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As you are not on the registry of Impassionatas, you may neither vote nor make such a motion.
Thanks for your participation, citizen!
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Can you check the registry to see if I'm on there?
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The frick are you doing?
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Convening a citizen's assembly writing project.
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As far as I can tell is the plan is to convene a two-chambered legislature with an appointed, handpicked "Senate" and an anyone-can-speak-at-any-time "House" but I don't think it will go anywhere.
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I'd like to bring up the issue of homosexual frogs in the lakes. What will congress do about this?
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Motion denied.
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Will there be a discussion on the sugma incident?
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Given that I am not familiar with the topic of the "sugma incident," I hereby propose that we allocate a meeting to examine this matter in detail.
Members wishing to speak on this topic are encouraged to signify their intent. Let us endeavor to maintain the spirit of impassioned inquiry within the framework of respectful and orderly debate, as befits the distinguished nature of this congress. ππβ¨
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I will second this nomination, but I will ask, who shall post it? It would be best to have a full plan before we call a vote of the Impassionatas.
Bearing in mind, we're down 1 Impassionata with the Chief Impassionata overtaken by Bimothy. Yes this is real these are real words I'm typing right now. We still have a quorum but it's best to vote by clear majority.
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Hmm, it seems that for sugmatic logistic purposes having a ping group would be ideal. Perhaps we should levy a tax on the citizens.
@Impassionata3
@Impassionata7
@Impassionata2
You all have numbers in your name so I trust you. What is your take on this?
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(It goes without saying that my 3000 or so coins are available.)
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Well bearing in mind that currently that Impassionata is Bimothy so the second of their nomination is null!
This is fine, though, this is really what the public comment period is for anyway.
(Thus does the Committee operate without the need for its Head.)
I agree that some dispensation of funds will be necessary. There are problematic aspects of "The Treasury":
They require the position of: The Treasurer.
And no one can ever trust
The Treasurer.
So what do we do? Public treasury?
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uh yes hi I would like to make a motion
Ooh yeah
Move it move it move it
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