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  • Mello_luvr : Groomercord user
  • 2DBussy : tldr jannies buttmad this guy fricked ted and they didn't like the redditor they are
  • Urboros : Antisemitism
  • JohnDevereaux : I dont regret tirelessly campaigning for this nut to come back
  • bung : rule 4
  • Marz : Rampant Islamophobia
  • 1378 : okay i think we can ban him now
  • GabrielMartinelli : do not ban the lolcows we knew half the dox anyway

SIR PINGSALOT REDEEMED

If any of you have been following the recent Metadrama, some really bad accusations have been made about me recently. Lots of screenshots have been dropped put of context to demonize me and make me seem like a much worse person than I am. Here is a summary of the accusations against me.

1. @R-slur_but_spooky implied that I "exploited Ted's mental illness by sleeping with her while she was in a manic state."

2. Uno (not sure of his rdrama name) pretended to be a woman (who never disclosed her age), started flirting with me on Groomercord, and then used the fact that I flirted back without asking "her" age as proof that I was a p-do.

3. Uno (and several other people here) also claimed that I was "pressuring" Ted into seeing me, using advanced Pick Up Artist techniques from a time long forgotten.

4. @TED_SIMP then went on to say that I was "creepy"

5. She also told me that I was a jerk for referring to one of her past r*pes as "prior sexual history"

In this Metadrama post I intend to post screenshots to prove that out of all these accusations, only the last one is true. I freely admit to being a jerk sometimes. However, I am not a p-do or a creeper, I did not pressure @TED_SIMP into s*x (in fact she approached me for it) and I knew Uno was a man the whole time and was just playing along to frick with him.

In this Metadrama screenshot compilation (which is hopefully the only one I will ever have to give) I would like to clear my name and give all of you a chance to ask any lingering questions you may have about this incident so that we can all finally put it behind us. Also, I would like it very much if I could receive apologies from all the people who made accusations, as well as all the Dramatards who slandered my good name without even giving me a chance to present my side of the story.

I have edited the screenshots to remove all dox. If you see something thay looks like dox here, it is accidental - please let me know and I'll remove it.

The Start of our Convo

Here Ted reaches out to me after an argument we had.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17015276528184252.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17015300876277888.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/170153008808888.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17015276533094668.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1701527654216381.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17015276547652571.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17015276552353418.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17015276557647915.webp

Here we can see that Ted is approaching me for s*x a SECOND time. Let's parse this.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17015276561739373.webp

This is interesting because I got accused of taking advantage of Ted during a "manic episode." But here we see that she enjoyed herself quite a lot during our first s*x romp and in fact SHE is approaching ME for round two. If she really had a bad time and is "traumatized by my creepiness" then why was she telling me how much fun she had and actively seeking me out to do it to her again?

:#marseyhmmm: :#marseyhmm: :#marseythonk:

Anyway, let's continue.

I can only upload 20 files at a time, so I'll continue posting the thread below in the comments later on today. However, before I continue the thread and dish the REAL truth about what happened, I'm going to leave this up for a couple of hours so that the mods can review it for dox. The first time these false accusations were made against me I lost my temper and posted receipts without removing dox, which I regret. I still want to defend myself so that I can BTFO all the haters, but I want to do it by the book.

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did you also offer her a bowl of eggs you turbo autist? :marseyxd:

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How likely are you to recommend me to a friend?

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This but unironically

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Remember that a Growth Mindset lets us develop into natural leaders and engage in continuous personal improvement

:marseyreading#:

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Inspiring

:#marseynotes:

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5/7 times with rice. (My friend is a rice BIPOC aka Chinese)

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Saaar, please rate me 5 stars.

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a long s*x session

3 thrusts and blowing my load all over her thighs because i wasn't fast enougj to hit the tiddies

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Most sexually capable dramastrag

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:#marseyme:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17015702980982294.webp

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Just the tip

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>how couldve i been better at s*x?

:#marseygigachad:

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this reads like a conversation between bots, how is this real :marseyfacepeel:

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HOW IS IT INTERESTING OR SEXY?? HOW?

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w rizz you wouldn't get it :marseyindignant:

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true :marseyrain:

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Why are you a mentalcel when Ted exists

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I'm genuinely really s-xually awkward and talking about it makes me uncomfortable, most men who aren't creepy male feminists aren't willing to put up with such cute twinkry

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oh, that's interesting and sexy

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I feel you. I was so anti-being-touched as a youth holding hands made me feel skeevy

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:#marseyautism:

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lmao pretty much. To this day I still don't like touching people, I only tolerate touching women because 1. moid s*x drive and 2. no foid would or should accept a relationship with no physical contact

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Most men are creepy male feminists.

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wrong

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Reported by:

… all?

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:#marseysad:

I hope I'm your favorite creepy male feminist

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that's part of what makes it difficult:marseysigh:

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I'd put up with it babe

:#marseysunglasseson:

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>men who aren't creepy male feminists

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Oof

:#marsey808s:

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I'm a virgin waiting for marriage :marseyshy2: just so you know :marseyshy3:

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:marseylove::marseylove::marseylove:

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I'm still skeptical.

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hahahahahha

lmao @sirpingsalot please answer how the frick "im high" is "interesting and sexy"??

"mmmm yeah b-word eat that weed gummy YES YES YES" fricking lol

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Some people get horny when they're high

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When she picks up the bong

https://media.giphy.com/media/QynMX1WxnYFbb2OHnJ/giphy.webp

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:#marseyxd:

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Dramatards have the flirting skills of 12 year olds.

:#marseynorm:

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Hmmmm how are you so familiar with 12 yo flirting skills? :hansen:

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I was once twelve with AOL Messenger.

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He also posted her name, pics and job. Tbf though he did also post a selfie of himself that he sent her :taylaugh:

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@sirpingsalot since you consented to your own selfies, please repost them? i need to know what you look like lmaoo

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I literally have a fricking pic in my post history

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In this thread? I thought sirping cleared the dox? :marseyconfused:

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No it was jannied

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Separate thread?

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Yeah

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Scrote sexuality is the root of all evil

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Andrea Dworkin pilled

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It's interesting because it presents an opportunity to get into her pants and sexy for the same reason, he's saying the quiet part out loud

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It's because he's hot.

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>she doesn't know

:marseysmug2:

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dude hahaha :marseysickos: :marseyxd:

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holy frick you're like 45 or some shit neighbor stop typing on a gossip forum and go build a deck or something, grill some meat

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Hey, r*pe and pedophilia are vwry serious accusations. I would be an idiot if I let blatant lies like that go unchallenged.

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>I would be an idiot if

Yeah you look so smart right now

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Nobody accuses him of being intelligent, for sure

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But he does think he's the smartest guy in any room

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It's easy to make that mistake on a site like rdrama

https://rdrama.net/images/16591957764738426.webp

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taking accusations made on are drama dot net seriously

ok krayon (sister toucher) lmao

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It's all the makings of a good lolcow :marseymetokur: yessir :#marseytexan:

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Krayon (sister toucher) is sirpingsalot? :marseygasp:

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no. i can tell because his comments are not essays

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:#marseymaid:

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Every time you come out to defend yourself, you dig the hole deeper. If you just said "yeah I banged her lol" and left it at that you would have looked like a legend.

The website itself would have laughed at anyone saying dumb shit like "she can't consent because she gets angry sometimes 😡"


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You could just ignore it r-slur? No one would even know who you are IRL if you weren't such a sperg lmao.

@robotron2084 love sucking peepee

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2 of your screenshots are still not showing up

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lmao

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:#marseybooba:

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:#marseyrofl:

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:#marseywut2:

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>Tfw you had a good father-daughter relationship growing up so you're happy with vanilla s*x

:#marseyitneverbegan:

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Vanilla s*x is cool and all but I just really want to kick the shit out of someone soft and annoying.

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I'm hard.

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This can be remedied

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Whore.

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With a meat tenderizing hammer.

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:#marseyconfusedboner:

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Hope you're good at wrastlin' then

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God I wish my wife could wrassle me

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Need me a Gina Carano butt hoe :#marseybiting:

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Me n who???

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You and @YALLAHblessYoTraplord with some mud

:marseyneat: :!carppunch: :carppunch:

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Then you better bet on me, b-word :#tayflex: cus I'll make you rich :#platyrich:

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YOU WILL BURN IN HECK FOR THIS.

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I was already heading there anyway :marseytwirl:

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See you there!

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That can be done non-sexually

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Yes. These are unrelated concepts.

I love my little Jew rat though. Mushy ribs girl

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Wait what? :marseyworried:

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What?

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Wdym but “my little Jew rat?” :marseyworried:

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A Jewish friend I beat up every month or so.

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:#marseyshapiro:

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:#marseywave2:

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if ur a foid hmu

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Both Ted and Frozen have massive daddy issues, explains a lot really.

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Frozen seems pretty well-adjusted.

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Compared to ted yeah

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Such a genuinely neurodivergent interaction

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Did they end up together?

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dear FEMALE I enjoy the act of copulation with you. The forced action patterns resulting in insemination are very pleasurable and appeal to my base instincts. Please leave a 5 star review of my performance when you recieve the hyperlink.

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Impossible. Everypony knows women hate being objectified and getting roughed-up.

Foidal and trans lives matter.

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Reminder: he willingly posted these to prove he wasn't a p-do when accused of grooming a totally different groomercord catfish

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:#marseycringe2:

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Wait ted is fat?

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