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no u

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I'm not going to pull a Bardfinn here your thesis is that he did it a lot or that he somehow deserved it.

mine is that he didn't

You cant prove a negative all i can say is that one iffy comment once doesnt deprive you of your right to trial by jury (no he didnt have a trial by jury he was ruled guilty without trial. They only did the damages portion by jury)

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one iffy comment

Lmao he was still defaming them during the trial. I guess that r-slur viva didn't play that part.

deprive you of your right to trial by jury

He wasn't deprived of that. He waved it by refusing to participate in discovery. He literally got caught on the stand with holding information. Anyways, I have better things to do today than argue with somebody who doesn't even know the basic facts of the case and is just screaming the equivalent of "state lines" like some shitlib.

I'm going to go paddleboarding and enjoy the fact that Alex Jones will be paying for his actions for the rest of his life and all your coping and seething can't do a thing about it :marseyembrace:


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His was the most extensive Discovery in history. Whether or not he withheld Discovery does not deprive you of your jury rights. Juries are allowed to infer in that case. A judge should not have the right to deprive you of a jury trial no matter what.

Are you saying alex is less than :brookscringe:

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His was the most extensive Discovery in history.

:#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist:

Whether or not he withheld Discovery does not deprive you of your jury rights.

Lmao I'm so glad I caught this before I hit the water. @AlcoholicAttorney you have to see this.

Sloppy, please stop getting your legal analysis from r-slurs I'm begging you


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Lmao I'm so glad I caught this before I hit the water

Wdym by that? :marseyconfused:

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I went paddleboarding. I'm taking a beer break rn


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Are you straight?

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No


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Was it fun?

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Are you in Florida?

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Was the water clear?

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I'm not sure the discovery was the most intensive, but it was definitely a shit fest all around

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a shit fest

I don't know if you know just how much of a shitfest it was but just in case you missed this, I have to share. So to set up this video: This is the deposition of Daria Karpova in Heslin v. Jones. She was hired to represent Free Speech Systems as their corporate rep after the first two (Rob Dew and Brittney Paz) showed up to their depos completely unprepared. I don't want to spoil what happened next because it's hilarious.

The whole depo is amazing (as are all the depos in this case) but this is definitely my favorite moment.


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I have not seen this one yet, but I know what Sunday movie night is going to be :marseypopcorntime:

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Another great part is when the reps claim that FSS doesn't track sales numbers :surejan:

Of course that was proven to be a lie.

I've watched all of the depos and they're amazing. That's why I can't help but laugh at the tards saying the default judgment wasn't fair. Like dude, if you tell the court to frick off for for years even though they give you every chance to cure and stop being an butthole, you don't get to act all indignant that the court gets sick of your shit and defaults you.


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You're siding against @The_Christmasocracy? :marseygasp:

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>when did you stop beating your wife?

This energy right here

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I <3 these sort of deposition traps.

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I don't get it :marseysad:

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Traditionally the trap is around the question "have you stopped beating your wife recently?" There's no way to answer it yes/no I without creating a negative inference. If you say yes, it implies you recently beat your wife. If you say no, it implies you still are beating her :marseydomesticabuse:

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