https://old.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/qm8og1/i_am_13_and_pregnant
The father of the baby is ignoring her and she canβt tell her parents. Sheβs 4 months along.
If I am elected student body president, I will kick this girl in the stomach and solve her problem. ππ»
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https://reveddit.com/v/teenagers/comments/qnd97b/update_also_dont_get_pregnant/
She didn't even tell her baby daddy and she is 4 MONTHS PREGNANT
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Maybe she plans on "taking the kids to soccer practice"
If you know what I mean 
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Maybe to the dry cleaners afterwards if they're not tuckered out after soccer.
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I don't know what you mean
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That's what girls called it when I was in high school. Would lie down and kick each other in the stomach lol
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either a landwhale or just r-slurred
maybe both
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Or, consider this, a kid.
(so latter)
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a 13 year old? r-slurred? nah that can't be it
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Clearly r-slurred if it's real but it seems fake
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I donβt know, she writes like a real 13 year old (unlike the libertarians that normally post there)
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oh, but I submit to you this:
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Pregnant at 13. You know she's both.
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Vote carp for class president. I will kick foids even harder, but I will do so without endangering innocent babies.
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What's your stance on nut allergies and students bringing in peanut butter sandwiches for lunch?
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Iβm allergic to peanuts and it makes me violently angry when people sperg out about peanuts being in the area because theyβre allergic. Shut the frick up and let people eat.
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Are you also allergic to
DEEZ NUTZ LMFAO GOT 'EM
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Would you also take a stance on banning epi-pens?
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On principle, yes. A show of force is required. All medication will be banned.
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Looks like a toss up between you and
@FrozenChosen. Guess I'll have to wait for the debates to find out your stances on Trans-rights and wether or not we put in foot washing station I'm the bathrooms for the Muslim students.
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very brave
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Muslims are supposed to wash their feet before the five daily prayers and up till now all the Muslim kids have been washing their feet in the urinals.
They pray so often all the urinals are always occupied and everyone's resorted to pissing in the drinking fountains. It's become a big problem.
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Pebble Beach now has βPlease No Foot Washingβ signs above the drinking fountains.
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Most religious rituals have practical reason. I'm of the opinion that the people who invented them were Machiavellian and just using religion as a means to the end of making people do the right thing.
That said, somebody must've really hated stinky feet.
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thats najaas lol
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das rite cracka, kiss muh muhfuggin feet
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Isn't the peanut issue because some tarded kid bully took his peanut butter sandwich and forced the allergic kid to eat it and then the kid died and the bully couldn't be held accountable for murder coz nobody normally thinks of peanut butter as a murder weapon.
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It is my belief that humans are born full of sin, therefore we should throw the babies in the wood chipper.
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C*nt punt
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Clam slam
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Upherc*nt uppercut
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I briefly dated a single mother in high school (shut up she was super hot). Her parents raised the kid as their own and I got to berate the father for being a deadbeat in Spanish class.
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I donβt get it. Is that some kind of sexy Indian dudeism?
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That's a Bong cuckoo.
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Still not understanding. Hey we did a book sale in elementary school to send you guys pottys. Did you get that figured out yet?
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Look you're a mutt, if you said you did a fried chicken sale I might still have believed you. Why lie this blatantly?
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We didnβt have fried foods at my Montessori.
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Hey are you one of those disgusting fat bongs who act all superior when your people are literally sweaty bloated island toads?
There are way more people like this on your tiny inbred Island than there are average sized people.
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I love this lad, definitely the best bong.
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when the yellow man started speakikng with what I assume is scrottish accent and not sexy Indian dude I laugh but also sad for assuming
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Ale8>IrnBru
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Winchester swamp water is something I never grew a taste for bubby. Sorry.
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Uh no sweaty, I'm not mayo.
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Oh so youre a sexy Indian dude who is acting all superior about your food which literally looks like diarrhea?
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Maximum keks.
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Ooooh I get it now! You were calling 15-year-old me a cuck. Those crazy cuckold 15 year old kids, man.
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Hey at least you knew she'd frick.
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You became a cuck in high school? Darn that's rough. I just ate lunch by myself and didn't have any friends but I think you had it worse
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Fricking a single mom with teenage levels of no responsibility is the opposite of cucking. I got to have fun with her while two sets of parents took care of the kid I never had to see and the other kid in my class' parents had to pay for it.
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Another teenagers fanfic
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Maybe, but fanfics tend to be more verbose and have excessively detailed prose.
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This is why abortions should be available in convenience stores and kiosks everywhere
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they need abortion stamps, once you collect 5 you get a free meal at your choice of mcdonalds or kfc (or wherever it is burgers eat)
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Idk if you've ever lived around poors, but women would start getting pregnant just to get free mcdonalds.
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yes? what's more based than killing babies for fast food?
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Cannibalism
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