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— Bostonians Against Mayor Wu (@AntiWuCoalition) December 21, 2023
woke version of Boston that we currently have due to our racist mayor trying to ruin it for blue collar folks that drive, note the 0 bicycles.
Right: A city that has their people flowing and easily able to move. We should aim for this.#bospoli #mapoli #TaxTheCyclists pic.twitter.com/OiFagWRZuF
Posted this ironically and people fell for it lol. π¨Update: lots of seething bike cucks in quotes and replies. In! In! In!π¨
https://twitter.com/antiwucoalition/status/1737980125172437005
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I know OP is being ironic but honestly, all urban planning is pseudoscience. Maybe it would improve traffic time, commutes if we made every shithole Boston street a 40 lane highway or banned cute twinks on bikes? Who knows? There's literally zero actual proof that anti-care bullshit will work any more than pro-car policies from the 50s.
Every youtuber posting screeds and coping about not enough bike lanes is an r-slur with a brain the size of a peanut, and anyone who studies urban planning is just too afraid t disappoint their chink parents by studying english lit
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In first grade, my chino friend's mom got arrested for beating him silly over getting a C.
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massholes don't deserve cars anyway
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I was gonna make a comment about how shitty that shop was and how tiny the cars looked, but then I realized you were just scaling them to fit your own stature.
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You should start a fight with the @frickcarsreddit Xitter account
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Well done sir.
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The street on the right unironically looks fetch
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Anyone who wants to walk should be sent under the streets, we already have a full network of storm drains that could easily also be used for pedestrian traffic.
Honestly who wants to walk the streets of Boston on the wintertime anyway?
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Why spend money on 20 tons of heavy machinery (aka a car) when o have my heckin bike-a-rino?!?!?
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good shit, king
love to see you getting back to those trolling roots
https://classicreload.com/win3x-skifree.html
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Finally something good from LLM.
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Nice
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That street on the left is even smaller?
Also, why would you even make a bike lane for that small of a street? I'm glad some leftoids/libs are aware of the Bike Lane Question
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americans fear the boulevard
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Bikes should be ridden solely sidewalks where pedestrians walk
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It's horrible. They're all eurotrash!
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Snapshots:
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!slots222
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This remains my favorite drama lore image because it was the start of LLMs acension to Lolcow
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I hate bikecucks so much it's unreal
GG bro!
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as always
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Lol this is a good one
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Ignore the right photo. Why is nobody commenting about what bicyclists have done to our beautiful drivable cities? That street is completely fricked.
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Some people have zero bait detector lol
Bike Lane-related: For years, my village ran about 50/50 politically. Then it got a majority-Dem board and a Dem Mayor at the same time. They went on a Bike Lane building spree and there hasn't been a (D) on the board since.
That NIMBYism is why bussing migrants is killing liberal cities so bad right meow.
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Though I can't tell if this a proper non-lib or a bad faith prog
Edit: they being keyed in bad faith
https://twitter.com/Shredded_teat
https://twitter.com/Shredded_teat/status/1604969350381064198
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No lie though, if a shrinking ray ever becomes possible this would be a great use for it
After they're done using it on my massive dong of course
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I'm sorry sir, there's been a problem with the shrink ray...I'm afraid it was overpowered and now your peepee is smaller than a grain of sand.
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I said shrink, not grow
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Those tiny little cars
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Good Photoshop skills
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LLM w
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Ironic because i see 2 L's in your sentence
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Honestly if there's two cities that don't have the facilities to do this bike lane shit, it's philly and Boston. But we need the bike lanes! Can't be a neolib if you don't support bike lanes!
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Why can't boston do bikelane shit?
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Boston is too gay for even bicycles.
Follower of Christ Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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Their entire road infrastructure was basically planned before automobiles were around. It's all winding, narrow roads. There's just no room and almost every corner has a blind spot.
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Bicyclists are cute twinks
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Those places are for people too poor to live in New York, so they shouldn't own cars anyway. Take away their cars, force them all to ride bikes while they save up money to move to afford to move to a real city.
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Boston's as expensive as NYC cause yts hate working class blacks, but Philly is impoverished so you're half right
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8k likes on the qt hating on you for an obvious troll lmao well done
https://twitter.com/nickhasthoughts/status/1738218265904550076
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OK. Get leveling goy, these extra lanes won't create themselves.
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good job man
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well done, LLM
Shit, you've been rumbled! This clever Roman dinosaur reverse IP-traced your pixels and figured out it's a forgery!
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