Posted this ironically and people fell for it lol. 🚨Update: lots of seething bike cucks in quotes and replies. In! In! In!🚨

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8k likes on the qt hating on you for an obvious troll lmao well done

https://twitter.com/nickhasthoughts/status/1738218265904550076

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Wow @Landlord_Messiah didn't even see that one lmao

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I didnt even search it via QT but saw it organically lmao

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:marseyderp: well done, LLM

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Shit, you've been rumbled! :marseyshutitdown: This clever Roman dinosaur reverse IP-traced your pixels and figured out it's a forgery!

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β€œβ€Just one more lane bro, please one more lane bro” Ha, totally owned those KKKar lobbyists!”

:#marseyseethetalking:

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Just a little wider bro PLEASE widen the bike lane just one more foot bro

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This desu. Hate it when someone's going slow but the gay protected bike lanes make it impossible to pull into the car lane and pass them.

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I don't get why underground or raised :marseycheers: bike lanes arent the answer :marseyconfuseddead: tbh

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You think we should spend billions on grade separated paths specifically for bikes, whose one weakness is going up hills? You think after taking decades to realize that raised highways for cars, whose forte is going long distances, are not cost effective, we should instead use them for bikes, which are best on short, direct trips? You think that since people repeatedly complain about bike lanes being under used, and plannners trying their best to only build subways unerground when they have absolutely no other choice, we should dig random tunnels for bikes to go in?

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Yes

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And collaps the entrance and exit during the busiest time

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if you pulled this shit w me I'd ban/chud you you're lucky @gerudo is merciful

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bro its honestly a good point. No matter how many lanes there are buttholes and r-slurs frick it up and cause traffic

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:marseyxd: good job man

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The people that use words like carbrain found this post lol @Landlord_Messiah expected it too go viral from the first second

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Carbrain? More like CarpBrain

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:carpwholesome:

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That's not a carp :marseyannoyed:

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Peepee sucking lips like a broken buck.

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>You know the right image is not possible right?

>You would have to level either side of the street.

OK. Get leveling goy, these extra lanes won't create themselves.

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LLM w

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Ironic because i see 2 L's in your sentence

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I hate bikecucks so much it's unreal :marseyrage:

GG bro!

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>every street in boston should have 6 lanes minimum

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Though I can't tell if this a proper non-lib or a bad faith prog:marseyshiftyeyes:

Edit: they being keyed in bad faith :marseyitsover:

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Honestly if there's two cities that don't have the facilities to do this bike lane shit, it's philly and Boston. But we need the bike lanes! Can't be a neolib if you don't support bike lanes!


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Those places are for people too poor to live in New York, so they shouldn't own cars anyway. Take away their cars, force them all to ride bikes while they save up money to move to afford to move to a real city.

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Boston's as expensive as NYC cause yts hate working class blacks, but Philly is impoverished so you're half right

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Bicyclists are cute twinks

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Why can't boston do bikelane shit?

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It's been doing it. That's the problem

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Their entire road infrastructure was basically planned before automobiles were around. It's all winding, narrow roads. There's just no room and almost every corner has a blind spot.


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Boston is too gay for even bicycles. :marseyrain:


Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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Good Photoshop skills

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Thanks @Landlord_Messiah stole it from some Boston rightoid page

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Those tiny little cars :#marseyxd:

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No lie though, if a shrinking ray ever becomes possible this would be a great use for it

After they're done using it on my massive dong of course

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I'm sorry sir, there's been a problem with the shrink ray...I'm afraid it was overpowered and now your peepee is smaller than a grain of sand.

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I said shrink, not grow

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!followers get in here

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:#marseyoctopus2:

as always

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Some people have zero bait detector lol

Bike Lane-related: For years, my village ran about 50/50 politically. Then it got a majority-Dem board and a Dem Mayor at the same time. They went on a Bike Lane building spree and there hasn't been a (D) on the board since.

That NIMBYism is why bussing migrants is killing liberal cities so bad right meow.

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Ignore the right photo. Why is nobody commenting about what bicyclists have done to our beautiful drivable cities? That street is completely fricked.

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Lol this is a good one

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Snapshots:

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This remains my favorite drama lore image because it was the start of LLMs acension to Lolcow

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The lolcow phase has been great for the drama race

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I can't believe our very own @Landscape_Mastodon met the Laura Bailey, famous voice actor of Critical Roll! Renowned for her voice work playing bitchy BIPOCs, FTMTF transgendereds, and having group s*x with affluent fans at burning man!

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That street on the left is even smaller? :marseysick:

Also, why would you even make a bike lane for that small of a street? I'm glad some leftoids/libs are aware of the Bike Lane Question

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I'm glad some leftoids/libs are aware of the Bike Lane Question

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americans fear the boulevard

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It's horrible. They're all eurotrash!

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Bikes should be ridden solely sidewalks where pedestrians walk

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good shit, king

love to see you getting back to those trolling roots

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The street on the right unironically looks fetch :marseyexcited:

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Finally something good from LLM.

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@Landlord_Messiah was enjoying @Landlord_Messiah's drama retirement

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Carp / !jannies pls pin this post. It's our current most dramatic happening. Getting quote RT'd heavily by bike cucks and leftoids :marseybegging:

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This man wants his twitter dollars!

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Anyone who wants to walk should be sent under the streets, we already have a full network of storm drains that could easily also be used for pedestrian traffic.

Honestly who wants to walk the streets of Boston on the wintertime anyway?


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Why spend money on 20 tons of heavy machinery (aka a car) when o have my heckin bike-a-rino?!?!?

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Nice :marseyderp:


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I know OP is being ironic but honestly, all urban planning is pseudoscience. Maybe it would improve traffic time, commutes if we made every shithole Boston street a 40 lane highway or banned cute twinks on bikes? Who knows? There's literally zero actual proof that anti-care bullshit will work any more than pro-car policies from the 50s.

Every youtuber posting screeds and coping about not enough bike lanes is an r-slur with a brain the size of a peanut, and anyone who studies urban planning is just too afraid t disappoint their chink parents by studying english lit

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In first grade, my chino friend's mom got arrested for beating him silly over getting a C.

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massholes don't deserve cars anyway

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I was gonna make a comment about how shitty that shop was and how tiny the cars looked, but then I realized you were just scaling them to fit your own stature.

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You should start a fight with the @frickcarsreddit Xitter account

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Well done sir.

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