Are you jealous of me cause my girlfriend is super cute and was a virgin when we got together?

Nothing says "I had great s*x" like virgin s*x.

You believed her 🤣🤣🤣

Who?

Post her tits fgt

Literally who?

Who the heck cares? Seriously? What the frick does Shrek have to do with anything aside from being a movie that's been memed to death because of unfunny people making the same 4 or 5 jokes because they won't find (or better yet make) any new ones. I'm not exactly sure why this is the case, but no matter the reason, it's just fricking stupid. Do you think this is funny? Are you just some troll who simply abuses mod powers to sticky shitposts simply because you can? Did you lose a bet or something? Are you trying to make material for r/subredditdramadrama ? Where has all the creativity gone? Has the internet killed it? Am I the only person left who would rather create something instead of going 'ill just make memes about some old movie that everybody else makes memes about in the hope that my creation will become viral if only for a moment and then people will pay attention to me so I don't have to go vandalizing subreddits where people just want to see certain subreddits have meltdowns and fights over God knows what? (Assuming that's even your motive to begin with). Or maybe you are actually convinced that this is some burning question because you're so single mindedly obsessed with s*x that you simply can't go more than 5 seconds without thinking about it.

You know what? What even matters anymore? What the heck am I even doing here, screaming at a really stupid mod on a place dedicated to stupid fights and endless stupidity? What even is the purpose of this comment? Is there one? Hopefully the other mods will just put you in your place and stop sticking the stupidest fricking questions on the internet. But if they don't, then I shall return to typing whatever the heck this is. Now if you excuse me, I need some nice popcorny drama that I came to this subreddit for.