GUYS GUYS shut up I found the photographer.
— hyperbolic deak (@hermitdeak) December 28, 2023
He's been a professional photographer for years, well before AI, and he took this photo in early 2022, before AI could even produce in image like this. https://t.co/xmH7k3DCr5 pic.twitter.com/mGL06tUV9L
Background
If you haven't already, definitely read the thread by @ProterozoicBussy , "Sandshit's collective brain power comes together to fight against the IDF's AI photo" as it covers most of the intro information and it's a good read! (This is not a repost this is separate drama involving the same subject!!)
In this thread, we'll be covering about twitter user "hermitdeak" and his quest to prove that it is a real image to stubborn twitter users who are also probably r-slurred to some degree.
Recently, AI Generated artwork has become good enough to where it can be hard to distinguish from real photos.
This is especially prevalent after Bing Chat allowed it's users access to Dalle-3, which is better than pretty much every other one on the market (and for free! ) (I made some badass images of goku smoking cigarettes in the dark )
AI artwork is one of the main enemies of Twitter right now, because it is harder for small artists to charge insane prices for dumb stuff, when now you can get it for free. Things are not looking up for Israel either.
Intro: The Offending Photo
If you already read @ProterozoicBussy 's thread, this section will be re-treading most of it. Feel free to skim this or jump to the next section!
It all started when Israel fan Hillel posted a photo of two IDF soldiers kissing.
: I have no idea who they are or what the back story is, but I love this photo.
To a normal person like us, this may look like any other photo. But to the trained twitter eye, this photo is CLEARLY AI Generated. And we HATE AI
: The extra finger helps her count all the children she's murdered
: "I never saw this optic mount in Call of Duty so it isn't real"
Lot's of people smugpost about how they know it's AI and "they can always tell" (sounds like anyone we know? )
Hillel was confused. There's no way this could be AI! so he reached out to the photographer for an answer...
: To all those who replied that this pic is AI, you are wrong. Just spoke to the photographer.
That was all the info he offered, so it's kinda his fault he got clowned on.
Loads of twitterers smugpost about how obvious it is that it's AI:
: Bait used to be believable, this is the most obviously AI-generated image I've seen in my life
Some people dial it back and say maybe it wasn't AI, but an edit of an old photo to change the location
: Turns out it's actually not AI, but instead an absolutely shit Photoshop job.
Obviously he's right. This photographer took an old grainy photo, used photoshop to somehow magically upscale it, change the background, and then slightly modify the poses.
This is the dumbest take I've ever seen in my life. How stupid do you have to be to think that is remotely possible or even worth the effort?? Now I'm the one raging
Our hero: hermitdeak
After a long and brutal day if getting clowned on, it's discovered that the photo was REAL??? But it was so confidently AI??
One Twitter user, Hermitdeak, found the Instagram of the photographer, and the image was posted early 2022, way before AI could get anywhere near as close to real as it is now.
Frick Israel and free Palestine, but we really didn't need to argue about this for 6 hours
Some people don't believe him though
And this is when we get to the fun part:
Hermitdeak losing his sanity trying to argue with morons
Fight Fight Fight
Yeah because if there's one thing that photoshop is good at, it's upscaling images and preserving the details
That's right, professional photographers NEVER edit their photos after taking them. That would be FAKE.
: explain this (he links to a now deleted tweet claiming the picture was a photoshop of the under the tree pic (which as I've said is STUPID)
: People really shocked to discover a professional photographer reuses a pose
Now that the photo is definitively real, Hermitdeak links it to some more people. But they won't listen to his evidence!!
: Here is the origional. Lies and lies and lies and lies... The stupid FRICKING accusation that it's a DARN photoshop of a CRUSTY IMAGE
This gives us hermitdeaks new nemisis... kamipon...
Kamipon is terminally online and won't stop posting. And is also stubborn and won't listen to Mr hermitdeak
Doing silly ancestry videos with a base photo is JUST as hard as making an image from scratch guys!!
Kamipon then blocks him...
If you want to see more of Hermitdeak arguing, here's the link to the quote tweets of his debunking thread: https://x.com/hermitdeak/status/1740216922808229896/quotes
Conclusion
That was my post I hoped you likes it
Do YOU think the photo is AI? Do YOU think it's Photoshop? Discuss down below
(And also go read @ProterozoicBussy 's thread if you haven't!!!
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It begins. Soon nobody will be able to trust photos. The AI-induced crisis of factuality has only just begun.
!mottezans
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We already lived in a post-truth society, AI just balances the scales so that anyone can do it rather than only someone with years of editing skills and creative writing.
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Image evidence showing your side did something bad or you were wrong = AI
Everything else = Real
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This guy gets it
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Carp nudes will be legit in my heart
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Based I say.
We were once free because nobody could track shit.
We will be free once again because nobody can confirm shit.
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Truth. Blackmail Inflation is Victory.
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He's literally me
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I don't get it?
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its a green text. golems are traditional monsters/constructs of jewish folklore. the ai picture is mushy hence all the bio-punk jargon in service of the fact the idf created golem's sole purpose is to murder palestinian children, a common charge against idf soldiers. the ai soldier is smiling hence "my face when" all of his implants show him the locations of a child,
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Yes but why are the outlines red, black, white, green, specifically?
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palestine colors
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oh now I get it.
Thank you!
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What stalker mod is this?
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Everyone with an IQ under 100 should be banned from the internet, for their own safety.
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Everyone with an iq over 120 should be banned from the internet and forced to go outside. Everyone under 120 should be surgically attached to a tiktok feed with their thoughts instantly generating comments with no filter.
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We should just blow up the internet.
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Replace internet with social media (incl. networking) and we have an accord.
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How can the photo be real if jews aren't real
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This deep insight really makes me see all this in a new light.
Thank you Juden Smith.
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Tbh it does look kinda AI-y. I think a lot of the AI tells are not strictly things "wrong" with an image. It's more that the models overdo stuff that makes the lizard brain light up. Any real photo that's too touched up, too neat, too smooth, too glow-y might start to trip people's AI flags even if it doesn't break rules of perspective, anatomy, etc.
Instagram photography and AI art are both unreality, even if the methods of composition are different.
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Yeah the photographer def went to town in post production it seems really touched up
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It does, but it's just the blurry background and the razor-sharp object, nothing more. It's all in the lens (I think long lenses do this but I'm not sure).
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So, photography?
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If they think this is the most obvious AI then how do they rank my girlfriend
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Blows my mind that plastic doll toys from the 80's became a weird fetish for adult men who weren't born when the dolls were originally introduced
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Blows my mind that we haven't done something about it yet
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Crazy thing is they re-release a new generation every once in a while, so zoomers are actually buying/masturbating newly released ponies. If you ever scroll thru /mlp/ they apparently hate the generation after the Brony cartoons.
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Sorry I don't speak dweebish
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There's always newer ponies. Newest ponies bad.
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I wonder why they picked MLP and not Care Bears. I don't remember anyone in my school being into MLP back in those days, but Care Bears were yuuuuuge with the girls and had all of the same simple "friendship is magic" kind of crap.
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I think MLP has the occasional adult joke/reference
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MLP is a better show. Still only a better kid's show, so that's not a high bar, but it means it's easier to watch than the Care Bears.
Still don't understand bronies, or just why it became such a thing, but it's definitely more well-made than most other kid's shows.
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That is the realest photo ive seen in my life
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3/10 would not fap to the extreme
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Rainbow Gash amirite
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I may have been wrong about this, the hospital bombing and the ethnic cleansing thing but im still right that my enemies are iredeemably evil
I literally dont get how the photographer can be talentless other than that he took pictures of an israeli couple and twitter hates jews i mean israelis i mean zionists i mean jews
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I like how he associates online prostitutes with being correct about anything, what a fricking spastic
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I don't understand why it would even matter that much if this photo were AI.
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Fr they can just not like the photo but i guess they need a "good reason" to do it lol
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I really don't understand why they are so mad over this.
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Because Israelis are chronic liars, unlike the Palestinians
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That girl with “💕OF top 14%💕” in her profile 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Made a whole 4.99 one month putting her there
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dude, jews don't exist, stop trying to convince me otherwise
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@Geralt_of_Android16
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Imagine not staging your shot before the actual shoot lol.
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Can someone explain why it's so important that the photo is fake, AI, photoshopped, edited or otherwise bad?
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Jews
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Idk even if it's real it's obviously propaganda
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All media is propaganda if you want to play it that way.
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Propoganda for what?
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Making the idf look cool
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and that's a good thing
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using cosmic power to make pro s develop
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Why is it important whether the photo is real?
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I don't even know where they found this sixth finger they're talking about. There's some little muscle next to the pinky knuckle and that's all I can see. It's what you hit people with if you're doing a karate chop. Next to that is just a fold in his shirt.
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It's not hard: Jews are all inhuman monsters incapable of being attractive or feeling love. This is simply a case of terminal social media brainrot.
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Is that supposed to be a recreation of the VJ Day Times Square photo? But the war is still going on? Wtf is it supposed to mean?
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It's from before the war.
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It boggles me they think they really couldn't have found two IDF jewies for a kissy photo op for propaganda. Like are they mad zionist jews are hot or something?
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Thank you for the shoutout king
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No prob boss always happy to link a sick post
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Just me and my carpy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes carpy happyso it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm carpy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!
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I have no idea who they are or what the back story is, but I love this photo.:
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Any particular reason as to why she has six fingers?:
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The extra finger helps her count all the children she's murdered:
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She doesn't that extra one you're seeing is just the other side of her pinky finger's knuckle We're so fricked if people think this is AI generated already:
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Look at the gun. Simple.:
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"I never saw this optic mount in Call of Duty so it isn't real":
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No one shot this photo, it's AI. And bad AI at that.:
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To all those who replied that this pic is AI, you are wrong. Just spoke to the photographer.:
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Jewish girls are famous for having 6 fingers:
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Bait used to be believable, this is the most obviously AI-generated image I've seen in my life:
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Turns out it's actually not AI, but instead an absolutely shit Photoshop job.:
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Frick Israel and free Palestine, but we really didn't need to argue about this for 6 hours:
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It's just a bad photoshop of a different image. The picture was originly taken under a tree, he took them out and put them on a city street and gave her a nonexistant gun to hold:
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It's not a nonexistent gun and besides the poses, which aren't even the exact same, there is nothing similar about the 2 pictures when it comes to their outfits and folds of their clothes and whatnot. Occam's Razor, a photographer took a picture:
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No gun looks like that. The strap is locked to an iron sight and it has a scope mounted on it crooked. Again, photoshop, clothing folds. Image editing programs have used algorithms to fill in and upscale details like that for years. Unedited photos don't look like this:
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Hideo Kojima did nothing wrong
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