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My last mutual simp has unfortunately retired. Taking applications for new #1 mutual simp. Benefits include:
Up to 5,000 truescore and DramaCoin
I'll pick your side in comment chains more often
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How about me, you sexy anon?
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did you lose your virginity since you've been gone?
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I'm not a real virgin, but do you mean my CONDOM virginity? Because if so, the answer is no, but if you're offering...
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Werent you married?
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Yes, I always used a condom, even when fricking my (now ex) wife. In hindsight, this was a very wise move, since she turned out to be cheating on me. And even if she hadn't been, it would have been smart anyway, since you only need to rawdog a woman once in order to be on the hook for 18 years of child support
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Don't you mean "yayyy"?
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Yayyy
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yayyyy
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If you had mentioned that you never once rawdogged your wife during the divorce proceedings they would have annulled the marriage
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Really? I'd like to think so, but that kinda sounds like Reddit Law: divorce courts simply aren't very nice to men in Current Year
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No, it'd actually be used against you in court as you were withholding s*x.
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It's pretty fricked up that not wanting to endanger myself by rawdogging a bugchasing whore is something that courts would use to claim I was the bad guy here
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I would have made him pay more if I was the judge!
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Speechless...
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My truth bombs often have that effect on people
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I explained this to you King, if you've never gone raw you're still a virgin. You'll see what I mean when you do it!
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too scary
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If Ted Simp survived, so can you!
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Just 1 left? Oof
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Until you've had a peepee up your bussy you're a virgin my man
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have you?
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I was r4ped by a bear a few months ago, but it doesn't count (so no)
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least you got some action tho
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did it look like this?
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based nihei poster
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Hey I might be a bit hairy but there's no need to dehumanise me
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The return of the king
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a king wouldn't screenshot those "underwear pics" SO POORLY
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A true King respects his Queen.
E2->E4
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lol he posted the pics here bro
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Whivh one?
Pink lingerie one or the white?
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the one under some dark blue light
i think it was white
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Harsh but fair. I'm genuinely sorry for sharing those, BTW. But it was literally less revealing than a swimsuit
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the people who saw it hyped it up so much
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Wtf, where is it chiobro?
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Awww, shucks
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yayyyy
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You have my attention. Glad to see you back (again (again))
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I have your attention but do I have your mutual simpery?
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Are you actually that goofy looking, pale mayo bald frick? Cause lol
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This could describe SO many people on rdrama
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That's a yes. No wonder you got the
Yayyy
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I also got a request for another peepeeing, so that trumps the "yayyy"
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Did you give her this other peepeeing? Or did it blow up in beautifully r-slurred meta drama for everyone to laugh at?
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The second one, but that's because I consciously chose not to be her emotional tampon. I could have simped for her (like she wanted) and I would have been able to hit that again, but I chose the path of integrity instead.
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Witness the cope of the century
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It's literally in the chat history I shared which got me banned. I don't see how something can be cope if I brought receipts
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She would flirt but anytime he tried to meet her again she'd say literally anything but "yes" for like six months. Then she blocked him when he tried to apologize for pedoposting
Cope of the century.
ALSO,LMAO
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yayyyy
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yayyyy
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yayyyy
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You're back!
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I missed you too
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Welcome back, sirscrotesalot!
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I bet Grue is a good girl who can get pretty bad when she wants to, though this is just idle speculation
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