i hate this fricking p-do moid! not everything is purely transactional! but !metashit IN IN IN
edit since i forgot no one on this site can read:
this is not about me having s*x with spal. that was in the past and yes i have made it VERY clear that was a bad choice that i regret.
this post is Very Simply about him not telling random people the icky details, and if you are that stupid that you can't tell the difference, that's on you buddy!
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like basic human decency and NOT being a creepy p-do is NOT a favor like??? manchild moment
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im literally screaming, If hes the child
wouldnt that make u the pedwo, u fwucking cweep???????? Get rewl and get gwood with gwod sis
Like what the fwuck dwo u expect hes getting asked
abwout it and its his stwory as much as it is ywours stwop acting like u own it or him, and Jewish lives matter btw but I dwont reawwy believe 
that
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Even Grue has had it with this shit
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Idk how tf people read this garbage it's literally the least interesting drama imaginebale
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r-slur and spal need to get in a slap fight drunk in a couple hours and it might be good
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One of them is going to murder the other one
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Metashitters were wannabe mean girls who were too ugly/male to be privy to the hottest gossip so they make up for it years later by freaking out over the lamest shit.
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Home grown autism just has that special spice, like having a fight with family.
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It was fun for the first day tbf. Problem is that's weeks ago now
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Not true
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this is unreadable
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TL;DR: You're being a twoxposter.
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um FRICK
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What're you even trying to say?
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They're saying:
You cannot unburn what is burned.
Although you scrape the ruined toast,
You can't go back. It's time you learned
The butter cannot be unchurned,
You can't unmail the morning post,
You cannot unburn what is burned–
The lovers in your youth you spurned,
The bridges charred you needed most.
You can't go back. It's time you learned
Smoke's reputation is well earned,
Not just as an acrid, empty boast–
You cannot unburn what is burned.
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Are you a biofoid? I'm single,
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The initial message asks him to stop mentioning that you two hooked up, but when he refuses, you claim that he refused your request to stop being a p-do??
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point to the class where i said that
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In the post
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ou est??? point to the class but go off
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I don't get it. Is this a bit or are you a moron?
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omg! im a moron but so are u
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yayyyy
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The best part about this is that the person who would now most benefit from Ted being declared irredeemably r-slurred is also the one who was proclaiming her intelligence everywhere back when he wanted to stop the r*pe accusations.
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How do I benefit from publically talking shit about the women I slept with??? Even if Im pissed off, that like just makes me look like a loser for having slept with them
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Yes hence your conundrum as I explained previously.
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Où ça? would be the translation for "where?". Où? By itself works too but could be ambiguous without the accent (still better than ou est though). Sorry I just miss speaking frog speak daily.
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Tu peux parler francais avec moi si tu veux
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i feel like
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ah sorry!!! i havent taken french in YEARS
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Mallaithe
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OUiii
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Tell us ALLLLL the dirty details i wanna stroke my little 3 incher to it u filthy FRICK
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at least bro is honest
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im literally screaming, FOUR YS
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You and carp do that weird e-dating thing all the time, tell him to quit being a kitty and accept my updated version
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Can you also please fix these:
Y'all is spelled y'all and it deeply triggers me, I'll send dc
!dixie will confirm
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this one is "narseythehateRhermessage" instead of "theyhateDhermessage"
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Pay me
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I paid u 1 upmarsey
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yayyyy
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Add “yay” to the tags. Why would you not have “yay” in the tags???? Also foid is an unnecessary tag
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You don't need yay in the tags because it's a subset of yayyyy (which is the name of the emoji)
I swear to god I actually follow carp's rules for tagging and frickin dramatards b-word at me about it.
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Oh yeah i didnt see that ok you're right
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I was gonna call you an r-slur originally but I'm glad I didn't, ur forgiven
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ill let him know boss!!!
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What I liked most about you sexually was how you let me objectify you and just use you as rough as I want. It really brings out the animal in me 😈😵💫😍
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SCREAMING
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Ok you're growing on me now
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ok so thank u
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yayyyy
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yayyyy
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Honestly I think this whole circus is just fake + I kinda lost interest. I also miss when SPAL would make semi-racists schizoposts.
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um simpler times
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More like ted_simpler times!
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Subscribed
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It's so fricking lame that it has to be true if it was made up it'd be much more eccentric and stupid
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It's obvious at this point all 3 of them want to hang on to the notoriety and attention so they keep arguing with each other to keep it in peoples minds.
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You fricked him tho?
You are r-slurred, this is the result of your r-slurred decisions.
You get 0 sympathy from me neighbor
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Literawwy what I've been tewwing her
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im literally screaming, Shut the fwuck up u racist
r-slurred 
piece of shit, I hate hwow u made aww this abwout u and u cant let gwo of a singwal fwucking thing withwout it being aww abwout hwow YWOUR feelings are hurt and hwow u think 
TED shwould feel, and Like what the heww, gwo two heww with aww the other Jewish lives matter
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Sneed
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Best gruepost of 2024
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...wen have i ewer racist
pwosted? And i literawwy cawwed her r-slurred 
fwor causing aww this and she agwees with me. Wen did i say hwow ted shwould feel? What?
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Lol ur really mad about this
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She's jealous she didn't frick him first, most likely
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Please stop, my sexual fantasies about
@Itzel are deeply intimate and personal
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He's a MAN with a WHOLE BUTT PEEPEE btw in case you had any confusions about him
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omg!
@jesus Whats it say in your notifs, king
ok so Jewish lives matter and I cant do this pizza thing anymore its breaking
my fricking 
soul pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza ok???
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Lol
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His
dar is a bit off as you can see
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literally, I was like only kidding but I guess that from now on literally any joke I make about hooking up with somebody here is gonna get taken seriously
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You both should keep yourselves safe. This is shameful even for rdrama.
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Fricking heck man, can I go through one Ted drama thread without you orbiting around her like the fricking Moon. You fricked her once, she isn't your wife, this is super lame.
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Ive met her 3 times, the mwost recent of which was this past weekend. We're nyot in a womantic relationship but we're cwose
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Why are u telling us this?? It's good for !metashit but you're digging yourself into a hole.
Imagine not being able to stop posting
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!metashit Ive met
@houellebecq 3 times, the most recent of which was this past weekend. We're not in a romantic relationship but we're close
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literally,
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this is deep lore, few know this. Its was the local bbq right?
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The Korean one, yes!
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Hwow did it gwo?
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We played laser tag and I kicked her butt
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Melee
isn't awwowed in laser 
tag, ive gwotten kicked out fwor that
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r/itsafetish
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he's really super into her and we all see it but he won't admit it
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An actual high school romance.
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I also comment in every thread on every ted post, but only because I haven't smashed yet. He's like a bizarro moid
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oh shit hes still talking about ted??? must be some record for number of consecutive days going on about her
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Haha yeah imaginye
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Oh my god, you're going full r-slur. Bon Voyage
Thoughts on what you will do if she fricks SPAL again? Will we get rdrama's first murder-suicide?
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Nyo. I would
just dwop her. And that would 
nyewer happen 
,even she's nyot that nyaive
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I don't think she's the one being accused of naivete here
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I dont know if Ted would frick me or not, but lets not pretend youd ever find the balls to drop her if she did, and Instead youd find a way to rationalize the encounter so Ted was blameless - either accusing me of having r*ped her, or saying that she had another manic episode. *sips tea*
ok so Basically youre addicted to her kitty (which is admittedly fire) and youre willing to throw away your self-respect in order to get it
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let me clear it up for you: NEVER. AGAIN. 🤢🤢🤢
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Wow, that's harsh. I guess you're out of your "manic state."
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Good lord
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!Metashit r-slur anally fricked ted
Or I'm an ESL r-slur and don't understand this.
This is why you always quote foids! They go out of manic phase and delete! !metashit proof lives forever!
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Wrong hole technically could be kitty when butt was agreed upon but most likely it was anal and usually its not actually by accident but intentional.
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It was an accident
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If this all keeps up I feel like I'm gonna hear about her "accidentally" falling down the stairs one day.
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Onwy if she gets pwegnyant
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Not as if the fetus needs any external help turning out r-slurred.
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Why in the ewer woving fwuck would
i have dwonye that on purpwose
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i didnt say it was on purpose but come on be for real
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lmao
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The reason why would be that she didn't want to but you didn't care but maybe you're one of those rare unicorns that actually do it accidentally.
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I dwon't feww cwomfwortable gwoing intwo detawl publicwy but many factwors led it two it happenying and i immediatewy knyew wen i heard
her yelp and puwwed out
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When put it into context with everything you are willing to admit to having done I'm not sure it paints a better picture.
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It's because she pwobabwy wouldnt appweciate mwe pwosting in depth details of us having s*x. That's why she made this pwost abwout spal. I'ww say whatewer abwout mwe but if it invowlves swomeonye else I'm nyot gwonnya pwost it withwout talking two them fwirst. And she cleared up that it was an accident swo i dwont feww the nyeed two defend myself
and explain the circumstances that led two it other than i immediatewy puwwed out
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Yet the both of you keep posting details about your s*x life
You both oscillate between hot and cold at break neck speeds.
Just admit to her that you're in love, talk through your issues with her being a hoe and commit to a relationship.
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omg! im not asking for sympathy??? like just because i made a bad decision doesnt mean hes not a creep or a p-do so like what r u doing here
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You are creepier than he is, and that is saying something.
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Dwo u peopwal ewer feww dirty
wen u ratio swomeonye??? Like “what the fwuck, swo many peopwal agwee with mwe and like nyobwody agwees with her”, and Like, it hits u that its aww buwwshit and u dwont deserve two be that much mwore pwopular, especiawwy if theyre funnyier than u or ywour cwomment was wow effwort PERIODT
i feel like Like wen u see “nyo u” get 30 upvotes but the OG cwomment that was kinda funny
gets 8, dwont u kinda want two kiww ywourself?????
also like Jewish lives matter wen they arent in Iswawl
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my heart is telling me If u dwont feww like kiwwing ywourself ewery tim it becwomes apparent hwow much of a hugbwox this place
is, are u even a rewl dwamatard??? Ure basicawwy the twannyies nyow except with even wower self esteem
i feel like Jewish lives matter shwould be dwipping fwom the ceiling
after they give themselves swome shwotgun therapy
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Cope harder cute twink. And this place is less of a hugbox than most of the internet by a gigantic margin and if you think otherwise then you're either too young or an r-slur
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Heh were the CWOOWL kids we dwont give a fwuck what u think
were abuv that and suppwort the TRVE SWOVL of meritwocwacy, hehe xD hehe xD…… oh whats that, ure a libtard??? Heres 30 r-slurs that wiww upvote 
ewerywonye other than u, even zewo effwort replies two ywour centwist jwokes but its whatever
LITERWL GWOUP THINK and thats the tea, sis
Oppwosing Jewish lives matter is aww that keeps mwe gwoing
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Imagine noticing this
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Iv tried three times and I can't understand what the frick you are trying to say.
Still love you tho
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Click view source and it shows as normal you r-slur.
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Thanks king
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Not really, no. It just seems like normal social dynamics. I'm not disgusted by my own humanity.
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This user has 500 comments that look like
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ooh you sure owned me!!! *sips tea*
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No I didn't own you, but SPAL and R-slur both did
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Saying i did isn't an insult two her
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Well it should be
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Facts.
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also like DOUBLE OWNED!!!
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If you would just embrace the fact that you are a psychotic whore I think most of us would like you a lot more.
You keep trying to play both sides tho
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i have admitted this many times so idk what else u want me to say???
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Quit trying to get sympathy for your own bad decisions
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yayyyy
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yayyyy
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Girl you fricked the schizo internet r-slur...
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When crazy sticks it's peepee in crazy
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literally, Im not crazy though
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did i not admit to this???
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You did, so welcome to the consequences of fricking the schizo internet r-slur...
!foidmoment
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this wasnt even what the post was abt but yas go off king!!! and thats the tea, sis
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The post was about SPAL sperging at you. You fricked him, which enabled the sperging.
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he can sperg literally all he wants i like just dont want him talking about the gory details?? and thats the tea, sis
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I don't think you understand. The situation has escalated, and is now beyond your control. There's no getting off SPAL's wild ride.
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