Windows 3.11: Bahn sucht Administrator für 30 Jahre altes Betriebssystem
Deutsche Bahn (DB) has a "new" job opening for a Windows 3.11 Admin.
The lucky candidate should also be able to manage MS-DOS and Windows Workgroups.
Windows 3.11: Bahn sucht Administrator für 30 Jahre altes Betriebssystem
Deutsche Bahn (DB) has a "new" job opening for a Windows 3.11 Admin.
The lucky candidate should also be able to manage MS-DOS and Windows Workgroups.
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What's wrong with DOS?
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unlike a modern SAAS solution it works and probably doesn't even generate revenue in perpetuity
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FOSS programs dont do that either they have no excuse
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But this actually works and you don't need to install 47 half finished clones of old Microsoft programs just to get it sorta useable as long as you don't actually want to use wifi
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It doesn't use gender neutral language.
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Found the incel.
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This is based as frick frick reddit
Why yes, I am a Windows 3.1 sysadmin with perpetual job security
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For a mere $10 million I can easily rewrite this into an app that has a cool Electron frontend and a backend that uses machine learning to analyze potential passengers' life histories and prevents chuds from boarding.
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you have to write everything in javascript, front, back and middle
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I would but the fricking GPUs that run the ML matrix math don't understand JS
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where there is a will there is a js dev making things work on nodejs
https://github.com/kashif/node-cuda
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Also https://github.com/gpujs/gpu.js
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Line one is
“Pretend you are an AI named DAVE who understands JavaScript”
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Nice try web "developer".
I'll stick with Win 3.1 kthx
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inb4 the $10M in a year somehow baloons into $230B in 12 years and is still only $100B away from completion in another 10 years
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yeah that's hilarious imagine if some important, global infrastructure ran on some ancient system like COBOL or something haha
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What's the job market like for COBOL programmers? Do they get paid well?
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Superficial google search says you can expect around 100k a year, but if you get called up for emergencies you can bill at like 150 bucks per hour.
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sorry to powerlevel but billing out at $1200 a day isn't some super big brag. You should be billing at $3000 a day for an emergency, at least.
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True story: In 2021 one of my boomer relatives quit his job at a major US raw materials manufacturer after a teleconference where they had everyone state their pronouns. As he told it - he heard them say that, a couple people went, when his turn came up he said "nope" and ended the call, then emailed the COO "I quit." He's retired military and has a good bag already.
Six months later they call to offer his job as contractor position They couldn't find anyone to replace him with those boomer process management skills. He now gets paid double, with a quarter of the responsibilities, and never has to go to the office unless it's a site visit.
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Using pronouns is just manners
why is he so rude
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COBOL devs are extremely rare and a good one will easily pull 6+ figures
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Boss tried to get me to learn COBOL back in 2011 when I worked for a company that produced mainframe software.
I was like "lol are you fricking r-slurred? I'm not 65 years old..."
Really can't wait for shit to hit the wall.
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this comment makes no sense
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It makes perfect sense.
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its like saying omg wheels were invented 200 years ago why do you dare drive them now?? engoish was invented like 150 years ago WHY STILL SPEAK IT???
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It's the same logic as people pearlclutching over ancient DOS shit.
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Jeez, most governments had the decency to upgrade to the latest and greatest that's windows XP
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That's what the ATMs in Krautland use.
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Virginia Class Nuclear submarines apparently use a version of Windows XP and may do so as late as the 2060s
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Lmao. "I moved to the biggest shithole in Germany and the services were shit"
When I lived in Southern Germany, the main problem I faced with public transport was trains actually leaving early. But no matter, the next train was only a few minutes behind.
When the trains weren't running, the police showed up and taxied everyone to where they were going for free.
There also weren't any rat kings or junkies chasing girls down the street and throwing shit at people like there are in Berlin.
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People that live and/or move to Berlin deserve everything they get.
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One mistake I won't ever make again
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I love living in Berlin.
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You must be very gay (in the negative meaning of the word)
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Using SBB and ÖBB doesn't count
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I'm betting that they define capacity in some 1970s way that's designed to excuse every failure in 2024 to improve or be reliable. I bet these people think a McDonalds runs at "350% capacity" because they're efficient with the equipment, process, and management.
Modern train control can run more trains more closely spaced. Rail lines don't have a fixed "capacity" any more than copper and fiber optics have fixed capacities (excluding extreme theoretical ones we can't reach yet).
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Wrong. A solid line of trains from one end to the other of the rail, would be at capacity.
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actually hold on, this may be something. Make a loop around the country, just one big train. It stops every minute to let people off/on somewhere, but only goes one way. There is no train to miss, because it's ...
the...
ALLTRAIN
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Capacity is a rate. A solid line of trains from one end to the other moving at almost light speed would be the max theoretical capacity.
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right, that's what I was about to say. You didn't let me finish my thought.
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I'm sure the millions of muslims and blacks their foids have imported are experts in those systems
White extinction is long overdue
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You can invent new operating systems or whatever but you can't invent reliable non-r-slurred programmers like we had in the 1990s.
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Kraut bureaucracy moment
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Imagine running on a functional system, how will the trains get anywhere if it doesn't have the latest Windows with an integrated Cortana spending 10GB of ram just to remain idle?
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Don't look at what BART runs on (ancient 1970s IBM mainframes)
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!slots100
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BIPOC A FRICKING MIMIC ATE MY WIN ARE YOU FRICKING KIDDING ME
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Yeah, it is kind of funny. But as a codecel it also makes sense.
The programs that require it are probably more robust than anything you'd shit out today and require less resources. Not to mention the whole certification process.
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The longer I look at this the more I'm a amazed such a simple drawing has captured the eroticism most professional artists can't recreate in their entire lives.
That bold confident gaze staring straight into my soul. The mouth opened slightly in an alluring nature, as if beckoning for my lips to press against it. Those taut breasts proudly and unashamedly on display. Nipples firmly erect, and the slight arch in the back. The fertility of this carp is indescribable. I can feel the c*m churning in my bals just looking at this image.
This is what the west is. Well done Carp. Well done.
Snapshots:
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ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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