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Windows 3.11: Bahn sucht Administrator fΓΌr 30 Jahre altes Betriebssystem
Deutsche Bahn (DB) has a "new" job opening for a Windows 3.11 Admin.
The lucky candidate should also be able to manage MS-DOS and Windows Workgroups.
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For a mere $10 million I can easily rewrite this into an app that has a cool Electron frontend and a backend that uses machine learning to analyze potential passengers' life histories and prevents chuds from boarding.
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you have to write everything in javascript, front, back and middle
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I would but the fricking GPUs that run the ML matrix math don't understand JS
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where there is a will there is a js dev making things work on nodejs
https://github.com/kashif/node-cuda
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Also https://github.com/gpujs/gpu.js
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Line one is
βPretend you are an AI named DAVE who understands JavaScriptβ
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Nice try web "developer".
I'll stick with Win 3.1 kthx
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inb4 the $10M in a year somehow baloons into $230B in 12 years and is still only $100B away from completion in another 10 years
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