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so god help me

for some reason i loaded up on credits this semester and now i have to pay the consequences. i have literally no time for anything, ive just been doing assignment after assignment. so i have no time to shitpost on rdrama.

BUT the pros of being back at college, last night i stayed up late working with this girl on hw, she has been dropping not-subtle-at-all hints saying that she thought i was hot, well last night she finally just said that she would frick me :marseywould: she is quite attractive and i wouldn't mind, but im worried about how this might affect my relationship between us and me and my bf. so the question is should i or should i not?

also before anyone comments, she is bisexual. in fact one of the "hints" she dropped was that when i was feeling dysphoric, she told me that she saw me as a WOMAN, more specifically a HOT WOMAN. But i need to figure out how to bring this up to my bf. Another issue is, when the frick will i find the time for this...

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if there's not gonna be a kid involved monogamy is kind of a meme tbh

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You aren't married, stay chaste.

:#marseynun:

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Sweaty ain't you a homosexual man?

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She can only peg you though.

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But i need to figure out how to bring this up to my bf

:marseygossip: just don't :marseynails:

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The solution: kill yt

And by that i mean yourself :marseykys:

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Theres always time for mid s*x, youre paying to be in college :marseylonghorn: and you dont need the drama :marseytea: and distraction from your already intense course load.

Or frick her and get involved :marseynorm: in a love triangle, thatll sort itself out.

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keep yourself safe

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i like s*x :thumbup:

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neighbor what

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Brown :marseybeanblack: tr00n (neurodivergent gay man) has a cuck fantasty where :marseydrama: he has s*x with a hot white :marseypepsi: woman

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im yt

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Kill yt

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You can drop classes with basically no consequences, so remember that's an option. But, it's just a few months, I've no-lifed college before and it's not the end of the world.

Also stop messing around while in a relationship, it will only end badly, regardless of how much you talk about everything right now.

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>no consequences :marseysowsmug:

Lao

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Be sure to invite your boyfriend, and if he doesn't suck the gock, dump him

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he loves sucking gock. problem is i dont like it very much

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If you're gonna do it at least make it a menàge â trois

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"bisexuals don't be a cheating whore" challenge now with an AGP twist

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If this whore is down to frick you, she is down to frick you and your BF. Do better.

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Don't be a cheat you piece of crap

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Just tell him that you're going :marseysal2: to bang this chick and there's nothing he can do about it.

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Just use chat gpt school is easy now

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im not a business major, my shit is actually hard and chatgpt always gets it wrong

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Being a STEMlord ain't easy eh

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:#marseymiku:

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It's called monogamy try it sometime

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Coomer fiction

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:#marseymanysuchcases:

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None of this matters. Get your priorities straight: you need to focus on posting on drama. Nothing else matters. That girl will be gone someday and your parents will someday die. Your grades will be irrelevent in a few years. Focus on us. :marseynerd: We are what matters.

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Lol that name lock has @Awoo in stitches 😅. Black lives matter.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17121718107069042.webp

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dont cheat

simple as

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Have s*x nerd. You're literally in the grey zone, free from all this hetero-cis binary distinctions that restrict 99% of the population. Leverage it to the max instead of whining about "but muh muh bf would be sad :( :marseycryingfast: "

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You have your hole, go put this shit in there so I don't have to see it.

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meh

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A: Have you considered she was being nice?

B: Have you considered it could backfire and ruin both your relationships?

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I don't care dude do whatever :marseyshrug:

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https://media.giphy.com/media/wzxK9cmYgIPDy/giphy.webp

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I dunno about that but being in college makes me want to kill myself.

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not being in college makes me wanna kms. grad school anyone?

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I'm taking a year off before grad school, I wanna work :taypray:

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:marseyrealwork:

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No one wants to pay to see a physics nerd nude :marseydarkxd:

It will be something a lot more boring than that

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No one wants to pay to see a physics :marseysphericalcow: nerd nude

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Yes we do


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Being a physics nerd doesn't stop you from having a nice butt

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Idk the rise of OF/egirls has given a rise to the "attainable" hoe.

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Pooner tease or something? Like the inverse of that Finnster r-slur where the tomboy-lovers are teased at whether I'll take testosterone or something lmao

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You're leaning harder into this pooner thing than I am but sure that's one viable strategy. I was more so think of the girlnextdoor/girlinclass is actually a degen play.

Then again no idea what the average OF hoe actually makes.

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Oh you're a physicscel? Name three physics

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Quantum, Nuclear, Electromagnetism? :marseypikachu2:

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Wrong, wrong and wrong. Better to not go back to grad school than drop out being humiliated.

The three physics are Geometric physics (Manifold and Topological), Algebraic Physics (noether and shit) and Discrete/Probabilistic Physics (Statistical and whatever else)

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