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so god help me

for some reason i loaded up on credits this semester and now i have to pay the consequences. i have literally no time for anything, ive just been doing assignment after assignment. so i have no time to shitpost on rdrama.

BUT the pros of being back at college, last night i stayed up late working with this girl on hw, she has been dropping not-subtle-at-all hints saying that she thought i was hot, well last night she finally just said that she would frick me :marseywould: she is quite attractive and i wouldn't mind, but im worried about how this might affect my relationship between us and me and my bf. so the question is should i or should i not?

also before anyone comments, she is bisexual. in fact one of the "hints" she dropped was that when i was feeling dysphoric, she told me that she saw me as a WOMAN, more specifically a HOT WOMAN. But i need to figure out how to bring this up to my bf. Another issue is, when the frick will i find the time for this...

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:#marseymiku:

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ur p-nis still works?

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yes, much to my dismay. the main reason i want to do this is to actually use it at least once to try it out before chopping it off for good

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If it's to your dismay why do you want to use it so badly?

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curiosity, mostly.

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you never had s*x before?

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100% do it. Don't live regretting all the things you didn't do


Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty! :marseygigaretard:

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I wonder what s*x feels like?

:marseyl: :marseylaugh:

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At least use it once (no condom) before chopping it off.

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male brained nonsense

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suppose you were a girl but one day you woke up with a peepee. Are you saying you wouldn't want to take it for a joyride?

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>be woman

>wake up perfect

There would still be a problem

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sorry about your hole b

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It's fetch I'll shitpost / goomble my way back to 50K eventually.

Unfortunately your hole is gonna die too but not because of trickery, just that you're annoying and no one likes you and you're not keyed like me (or @me) :marseyblowkiss:

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exactly! id like to try it at least once, even if it isn't for me. i live by the philosophy that you should try everything (except drugs) at least once

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You can try most drugs once.

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why not use it on your bf?

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i think he wants me to, hes a switch. But i've topped for anal before and it didnt really feel like anything

edit: she is cis btw, this would be PIV s*x

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I think your bf might be kinda gay :marseysad: so he's probably ok with you whoring around

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he is also bisexual. everyone i know is bisexual. Even Dennis Prager is bisexual

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Obama is also bisexual

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@ManBearFridge

Look what's she's insinuating about michelle Obama on black history month. Black lives matter.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17121718107069042.webp

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Barack legit wrote some letters that implied he was bi

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You mean big momma Michelle? The one who eats up all the ribs and tamales at the cookouts?

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everyone i know is bisexual

average zoomer

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at least unlike millennial bisexuals they're willing to put the sexually ambiguous genitalia where their mouth is

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ikr

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This is the most darning evidence he actually talks to irl w*men :marseypuke:

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Never in begun for them. Exposed to porn at an early age, they think they know everything and are either super horny or super adverse to s*x. Sad.

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he is also bisexual

im sry bb but bisexual man = he's gay and that's the tea sis periodt

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Who's Dennis Prager?

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I'm actually kind of jealous and I would be turned off if a moid I was seeing wasn't

But Queen SheraSeven taught me that #allmencheat so idk maybe I should just expect it :paranoid:

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I know a nice monogamous gay couple :marseyhearts: but from the beginning they were always against pride and mainstream gay culture and have been together for over a decade since they were teenagers

maybe one or both have cheated idk but I think as long as you avoid the party types and the s-x crazed your chances should be better :meow:

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I think most m*n are led astray by their s*x drive, that's why you need to grind anti-depressants into their drinks or something to keep them loyal

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:marseyschizonotes:

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literally, My friend (gay dude) is the same way, and He hates straggy gays (his words) and likes men who seem straight but is getting blowies from him on the DL, and lol Hes my bestie and his stories of straight men getting blowies are the best


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp

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@Awoo need a flowchart for this shit 🤔. Black lives matter.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17121718107069042.webp

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i think he wants me to, hes a switch. But i've topped for anal before and it didnt really feel like anything

edit: she is cis btw, this would be PIV s*x

:#marseyconfused2:

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Don't chop off your working s*x organ, doctors are narcissist and do not have the ability to re-create a function s*x organ, you will never have another orgasm for the rest of your life. Just keep your pee-pee and take care of it (wash the smegma out every day!)


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im fine not orgasming tbh. its one of those things rhat doesnt really matter to me, like i rarely if ever orgasm anyways

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Yes have s*x with her u r-slur. No man ever laid on his death bed wishing he got less kitty in life !fellas

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not a man tho

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so she's not actually bisexual, since she wants to have heterosexual s*x with you.

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She's clearly homogenderual

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would be gay s*x

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so it's peepee + peepee?

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:marseydisagree:

https://media.giphy.com/media/13J0oQQmaxxB8Q/giphy.webp

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:#marseysick: :#marseypuke: :#marseybeansick:

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It would be dramatic to cheat on your bf but it would also be mean.

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i would ask him first. he's so head over heels for me i think i could get him to agree

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:marseygig!atitty: :marseybikecuc!k:

Cucked

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:marsey#itneverbegan:

it never began for him :(

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Do you really want to date some beta cuck that let's you whore around? :darkwhy:

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I dunno about that but being in college makes me want to kill myself.

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not being in college makes me wanna kms. grad school anyone?

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I'm taking a year off before grad school, I wanna work :taypray:

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:marseyrealwork:

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No one wants to pay to see a physics nerd nude :marseydarkxd:

It will be something a lot more boring than that

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Oh you're a physicscel? Name three physics

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Quantum, Nuclear, Electromagnetism? :marseypikachu2:

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Wrong, wrong and wrong. Better to not go back to grad school than drop out being humiliated.

The three physics are Geometric physics (Manifold and Topological), Algebraic Physics (noether and shit) and Discrete/Probabilistic Physics (Statistical and whatever else)

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:marseydunce:

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Idk the rise of OF/egirls has given a rise to the "attainable" hoe.

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Pooner tease or something? Like the inverse of that Finnster r-slur where the tomboy-lovers are teased at whether I'll take testosterone or something lmao

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You're leaning harder into this pooner thing than I am but sure that's one viable strategy. I was more so think of the girlnextdoor/girlinclass is actually a degen play.

Then again no idea what the average OF hoe actually makes.

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Being a physics nerd doesn't stop you from having a nice butt

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No one wants to pay to see a physics :marseysphericalcow: nerd nude

https://youtube.com/@acollierastro

Yes we do


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Do it and post his meltdown here for dramatic purposes.

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