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so god help me

for some reason i loaded up on credits this semester and now i have to pay the consequences. i have literally no time for anything, ive just been doing assignment after assignment. so i have no time to shitpost on rdrama.

BUT the pros of being back at college, last night i stayed up late working with this girl on hw, she has been dropping not-subtle-at-all hints saying that she thought i was hot, well last night she finally just said that she would frick me :marseywould: she is quite attractive and i wouldn't mind, but im worried about how this might affect my relationship between us and me and my bf. so the question is should i or should i not?

also before anyone comments, she is bisexual. in fact one of the "hints" she dropped was that when i was feeling dysphoric, she told me that she saw me as a WOMAN, more specifically a HOT WOMAN. But i need to figure out how to bring this up to my bf. Another issue is, when the frick will i find the time for this...

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ur p-nis still works?

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yes, much to my dismay. the main reason i want to do this is to actually use it at least once to try it out before chopping it off for good

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If it's to your dismay why do you want to use it so badly?

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curiosity, mostly.

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I wonder what s*x feels like?

:marseyl: :marseylaugh:

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you never had s*x before?

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100% do it. Don't live regretting all the things you didn't do


Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty! :marseygigaretard:

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At least use it once (no condom) before chopping it off.

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male brained nonsense

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Why are you being transphobic? :marseysad:

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I am? :marseyshook:

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You said @transb-word wanting to use their peepee one last time is male brained nonsense :marseysad:

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Some women can have male brains, don't be sexist :marseyannoyed:

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:marseyneat!:

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what's neat? :d

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i'm collecting top-shelf sphereser comments :marseyviewerstare:

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:marseytransattentionseeker:

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suppose you were a girl but one day you woke up with a peepee. Are you saying you wouldn't want to take it for a joyride?

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exactly! id like to try it at least once, even if it isn't for me. i live by the philosophy that you should try everything (except drugs) at least once

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You can try most drugs once.

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>be woman

>wake up perfect

There would still be a problem

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sorry about your hole b

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It's fetch I'll shitpost / goomble my way back to 50K eventually.

Unfortunately your hole is gonna die too but not because of trickery, just that you're annoying and no one likes you and you're not keyed like me (or @me) :marseyblowkiss:

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Don't chop off your working s*x organ, doctors are narcissist and do not have the ability to re-create a function s*x organ, you will never have another orgasm for the rest of your life. Just keep your pee-pee and take care of it (wash the smegma out every day!)


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im fine not orgasming tbh. its one of those things rhat doesnt really matter to me, like i rarely if ever orgasm anyways

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why not use it on your bf?

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i think he wants me to, hes a switch. But i've topped for anal before and it didnt really feel like anything

edit: she is cis btw, this would be PIV s*x

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I think your bf might be kinda gay :marseysad: so he's probably ok with you whoring around

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he is also bisexual. everyone i know is bisexual. Even Dennis Prager is bisexual

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everyone i know is bisexual

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at least unlike millennial bisexuals they're willing to put the sexually ambiguous genitalia where their mouth is

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Yeah but they'll also say they were manipulated and r*ped afterwards.

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ikr

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This is the most darning evidence he actually talks to irl w*men :marseypuke:

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Never in begun for them. Exposed to porn at an early age, they think they know everything and are either super horny or super adverse to s*x. Sad.

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Obama is also bisexual

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@ManBearFridge

Look what's she's insinuating about michelle Obama on black history month. Black lives matter.


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Barack legit wrote some letters that implied he was bi

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You mean big momma Michelle? The one who eats up all the ribs and tamales at the cookouts?

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he is also bisexual

im sry bb but bisexual man = he's gay and that's the tea sis periodt

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Ahh yes, Dennis Prager, of Prager Jew

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Who's Dennis Prager?

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I'm actually kind of jealous and I would be turned off if a moid I was seeing wasn't

But Queen SheraSeven taught me that #allmencheat so idk maybe I should just expect it :paranoid:

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I know a nice monogamous gay couple :marseyhearts: but from the beginning they were always against pride and mainstream gay culture and have been together for over a decade since they were teenagers

maybe one or both have cheated idk but I think as long as you avoid the party types and the s-x crazed your chances should be better :meow:

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I think most m*n are led astray by their s*x drive, that's why you need to grind anti-depressants into their drinks or something to keep them loyal

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:marseyschizonotes:

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literally, My friend (gay dude) is the same way, and He hates straggy gays (his words) and likes men who seem straight but is getting blowies from him on the DL, and lol Hes my bestie and his stories of straight men getting blowies are the best


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp

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@Awoo need a flowchart for this shit πŸ€”. Black lives matter.


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i think he wants me to, hes a switch. But i've topped for anal before and it didnt really feel like anything

edit: she is cis btw, this would be PIV s*x

:#marseyconfused2:

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Yes have s*x with her u r-slur. No man ever laid on his death bed wishing he got less kitty in life !fellas

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not a man tho

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ok but you have a peepee right? same principle applies, not to say to let your peepee run your life but generally if u can get some kitty you should.

plus u think ur bf will really be mad? guessing a guy who dates trans women prolly is freaky and would want you to frick a chick and also most likely join in

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so she's not actually bisexual, since she wants to have heterosexual s*x with you.

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would be gay s*x

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so it's peepee + peepee?

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She's clearly homogenderual

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:marseydisagree:

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:#marseysick: :#marseypuke: :#marseybeansick:

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What's the matter, are you envious that a real dramafoid has a better social and sexual life than you?

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:#marseyseethe:

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Didn't take you too be the sort too own up too you're L's like that

@Grue stand with israel

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:#soyjakanimeglassestalking:

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Upvote @Grue back, whore

@Grue stand with israel

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Done, xing

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Submit this i beg

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But i did it wrong lol, and The mask shouldnt have clown makeup, it should have a proper smug girl appearance PERIODT

Hard to do literally anything with the mask without covering up the marsey but go off

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No, I think it works

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If this bearded lady really wanted victim points xer would cut off xers arm

Trans lives matter

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One of the :!marseytrain:s in :lizfongjones:'s harem LARPs as a snake

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There goes xers lesbian fisting ability

Trans lives matter

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You can see an arm there. I think its arms are just behind its back. Possibly making boobs.

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Yeah, he has arms. It's a weird LARP

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Xhe just slithers into the bussyhole head first

:marseyonemediumsnekvibing:

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Was this the one slithering around the Google offices?

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I'm not sure if the snake guy worked at Google, but Liz Fong Jones did

:lizfongjones:

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>Goomble

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you should be in a commited relationship with one person, the fact that you're thinking of cheating is very concerning.

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You're talking too someone that would frick a couch cushion if that was all that was available. You think she's gonna turn down irl peepee and vagina under any condition? Black lives matter.


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i wouldnt frick a couch cuahion lmao what are you on??

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Or the bisexual strongly resembles this Marsey

:#marseychonkerbutch:

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Even if it's not fiction it's still cuck

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If my foid came to me and asked if she had permission to frick some other guy the relationship would be over then and there.

If you're at the point where you're asking your partner if you can frick someone else, then you've already crossed huge boundaries and it shows that you're a piece of shit.

If this has been discussed somewhat before then idk

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If my foid came to me and asked

Probably should report a talking dog to a news network or something

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If I ever meet a talking dog it has to die. I'm not going back to jail

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:#taylaugh:

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Would :marseymid: you still be mad if she wanted permission to frick an animal :marseybadger: :marseyraccoontrouble:

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Animals are no different than fleshlights (except calorically)

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:#marseydeterminedgun:

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give

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!slots300 get r*ped b-word

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:marseylaugh:

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:#marseycry:

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What if your foid wanted permission to frick another woman though


:#marseyklennycross:

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Slightly less offensive but still no

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In my generation, you accept the men have their women on the side. There's a quiet dignity in that compared to openly asking your partner that seems to be in vogue today. Hillary wasn't upset Bill cheated. She was upset he made it public and open.

The irony is the generation so focused on harm and hair trigger definitions of abuse doesn't see the imbalance of power simply asking your partner if you (cheat) be open.

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Fricking Rightoid cute twink moment

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Sir, do you have a mirror?

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Stfu p-dophile child male feminist B-WORD

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Nah, there's no dignity in cheating. Just because it's common and some people live with it doesn't make it not scummy.

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Cheating is awful, but I'm saying I judge the man (or trans woman in this case) more who thinks agreeing about it beforehand is a progressive ideal versus indulging your narcissistic tendencies in private and giving your partner some benefit of ignorance. It's another layer of manipulation I find despicable, and that's where I see a difference in dignity.

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I have a foid friend in another city who used to have the hots for me and wants me to come and visit, and I never will because I know how it will end.

But if I do you can bet I'm orchestrating the situation to machine precision to eliminate any trace of me having done so.

!biofoids have some respect for yourself and accept nothing less from your men. If he cheats he better put some thought into it, and do some legwork like booking an extra plane connection on his way back from that trade show / conference so that you don't pick him up at the airport getting off a flight from the city you know that b-word lives in because he's told you multiple times to make you feel bad.

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I mostly agree, I just don't see ignorance as a benefit. It's avoiding the pain now, only to have it build over time for when they eventually do find out. And, you're becoming accustomed to lying to the one person who chose to trust you, which will degrade the relationship anyway. Even if they don't recognize it immediately, and even if they never find out, you're still hurting them.

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For sure. I think ideally it would be better in giving people the perfect information to abort the relationship early. In reality though, and this is anecdotal, I've seen too many young women (and gay men) compromise by agreeing to open relationships with their partners as a way to hold on to them, and the damage long-term was devastating. I'm not going to say worse than those who suddenly discover their partner was cheating, but it has a different, self-pitying quality that they "agreed" to the outcome.

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>suddenly discover their partner was cheating

>agreeing to open relationships with their partners as a way to hold on to them

Having gone through both of these was an extremely slow, painful lesson in growing a spine

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I'm so sorry.

:#!marseyshy3love::#!marseyshy3love::#!marseyshy3love:

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TB has an explicitly open relationship. It takes the infidelity out of the realm of evil and into the realm of tragically naive

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Fricking zoomers man

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I think :marseymindblown: allah :marseyhijab: should :marseynorm: hit them with an asteroid

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It's still evil, but one party is suffering while putting on a fake facade.

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