Batman is already silly and unrealistic. He is a masked crime fighter who lets everybody see the lower half of his face and somehow manages to either avoid detection by three-letter agencies or manages to convince them to let him operate for years without the collusion leaking even though he is a loose cannon who can't be trusted to do anything except what he feels is right.
But bodybuilder Batman just pushes it too far into silliness for me somehow 
How the frick does an agile ninja also have the build of a 1980s Mr. Olympia winner?
Plus oh yeah, how hard is it to figure out that the one billionaire in the world who is insanely jacked, and lives in the same city where Batman operates, and had his parents killed by criminals, is probably Batman?
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i think batman would be much more epic if he smoked weed
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based and bussypilled
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You know how like on rdrama.net where everyone is a suspected I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALL well imagine Carp is Batman and then there's all these wild accusations that Batman is this person or that person. Yes, one of them is eventually going to be true such as Carp is
@transb-word, but no one listens because the amount of noise obscures the actual signal.
Hiding in plain sight
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Bearmode Batfleck is hot
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Batman v Superman was a terrible film. But I really liked Ben Affleck's portrayal of the caped crusader. It's a shame he didn't get his own solo movie.
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We'll never be able to identify this 6'8" 350 lb monster. He's just too good at concealing his face.
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Why is his peepee shaped like an orange?
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The mass monster era didn't really start until the late 80s at the earliest. Even Lee Haney was only 230lbs at 5'11β. I don't know why he gets credit for being the first mass monster when he really wasn't unusually large.
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not even natty
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God those veins
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Look you r-slurs, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay butt drama buzzwords. I don't get how the circlejerk of regulars don't get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say βdude bussy lmaoβ without wanted to blow your brains out?
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