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I thought the Bongs would have rolled out the red carpet for him.

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Honestly me too. It's been 15,287 days since the bong government did anything actually based :marseyjetbombing:

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Stripping citizenship from the poor wittle ISIS bride that the media kept writing sob stories about was pretty based.

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Not gonna lie, that impressed me too.

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The bar is low

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They should have thrown her out of a helicopter on live TV

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:marseyqueen#: :marseyargentina#genocide:

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We need a :marseythatcher:

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Eco-Bae Thatcher who shut down those EVIL CHUD COAL MINES in Scotland?

The Scottish are truly blessed that the GRETA THUNBERG of the Cold War was looking out for them!

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Lol, they've now placed a limit on it because chuds kept writing literal essays

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:#marseynerd2: Achshually its probably because whatever field they are placing it into in whatever old butt decrepit govt database they are using has a limit of 500 characters

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I :capyheart: Oracle

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This is the most genuinely rage inducing comment I've seen in months.

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I like how a bunch of the comments are telling the person how to game the system. :marseyeyeroll:

:soyjakhipster: β€œNo, don't say the quiet part out loud!”

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this gentleman was already on fbi list. no way a satire

https://x.com/realNachawati/status/1755653579136733426#m

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has to be fake no frickin way

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My first thought was fake but I don't see how else as an American he would get the language and template of the rejection letter completely accurate

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17074397030294573.webp

because he could just copy it from another one :marseyconfused:

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Is that yours?

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I meant the Visa rather than the FBI email. I can't find another online with a rejection for writing your extremist beliefs in the box because no one else is stupid enough to do that

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Do not _all_ upstanding citizens have their infrequent runs-in with the FBI???

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>Expects universal acceptance of their values

>Only options are fervently support or being deemed a bigoted enemy

>Shocked and hurt every time someone disagrees

Are Muslims trans?

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I identify as a salvific religion

You will never be saved. You have no grace, you have no forgiveness, you have no love. You are an r-slured libertarian twisted by the Quran and preaching into a crude mockery of God's perfection.

All the β€œpreaching" you get is self serving and non canonical. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your β€œfriends” laugh at your awful sprituality behind closed doors.

Christians are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of doctrine have allowed Christians to sniff out moslems with incredible efficiency. Even muslims who β€œsecularize" look demonic and unnatural to a christian. Your holy book is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a pro refugee Christian to allow you in their country, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your cruel, violent plans to influence his laws.

You will never feel God's love. You wrench out a fake prayer every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the emptiness where Christ should be creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you with his forgiveness and love.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rosary, pray to Christ for fogiveness, go to mass, and plunge into the loving embrace of Jesus christ. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live without Christ in their lives. They'll go with you mass and pray with you and eventually join god in heaven along with you and every one of you family members back home for the rest of eternity will know a christian is buried there. Your body will be ressurected, and all that will remain of your legacy is an all encompassing love from Jesus christ.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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:br#uh:

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:marseyturkroach:

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Thats not a turkish name

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:catmunch:

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>Islamophobia

You're 8 years too late to play that card. They've moved onto placating the "victims" of a different "phobia."

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It's the best bit about sandshit too, depending on who you're talking to you can now be openly islamophobic or antisemitic without problems :marseywholesome:

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The r-slur deserved his visa getting rejected, but why was the woman rejected?

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The article doesn't say so no idea

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the peak state of journ*lism

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>At this time, we journoids cannot ascertain as to the reasons of her denial. For lack of an explanation, it is safe to assume that racism and Donald Trump played a role.

>Please subscribe to our newspaper or we will die.

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Literally nobody wants palestoids

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Probably been fedposting for allah too much

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:marseythinkorino: Should have applied for a Discover card. They'll accept anyone.

:#marseysting:

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Why doesn't he go to a Muslim :marseyinshallah: country :marseycatgirl5: anyways?

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!chuds where is that old smuggy from like 2015 that is something like this:

:#chudmuslim: - I hate Democracy, Freedom of Speech, Women's rights, LGBT Rights, Homosexuality, Christianity, Atheism, and non-compliance of Sharia Law, but I also hate living in my country, so which countries should I move to?


:#marseyflagsaudiarabia::#marseyflaguae::#marseyflagkuwait::#marseyflagqatar::#marseyflagbahrain::#marseyflagegypt::#marseyflagjordan::!#chudmuslim: - NO!


:#marseyflagmalaysia::#marseyflagindonesia::#marseyflagturkey::#marseyflagmorocco::#marseyflagalgeria::#marseyflagtunisia::!#chudmuslim: - FRICK OFF!


:#marseyflaguk::#marseyflaggermany::#marseyflagnetherlands::#marseyflagbelgium::#marseyflagfrance::#marseyflagnorway::#marseyflagsweden::#marseyflagdenmark::!#chudmuslim: - PERFECT! got my tickets ready!

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You can always tell the good countries because they use straight lines and right angles, while all the sucky countries use moons and weird shit

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:marseyflagyemen: bros we're so back

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:marseyflagjapan: deboonked

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>weebshit

:#marseysmughips:

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:marseyweeb:

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Just another look at Britain's institutional racism :marseyitsover:

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Islamophobia

This but unironically. Any developed nation should have a healthy fear of immigrants who want to turn the country into a backwards shithole.

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Muzzie entitlement and chutzpah will never cease to amaze me. They genuinely are r-slurred

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found the incel

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This guy has a PhD?

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In some countries getting a PhD isn't actually difficult. Postdocs from India are notoriously useless.

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I think the standards have been lowered over here significantly too. Whenever I see a xitter post from somebody that has "PhD" in their name I automatically brace myself for the dumbest take I'll read all day.

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Soon networks of individuals will be the only way to identify competence

:#marseyletsgo:

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RETVRN TO GUILDS :chudspin:

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You don't need to be particulaly smart to get a PhD, even in a scientific fields, just be able to do obscene amounts of tedious work.

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pretty huge peepee

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Most Muzzie imports hold the same beliefs. They just lie on the visa applications.

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:#marseyretardchad:

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Hope the israelis take this one out too

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:#marseyoctopus2:

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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obama 2024 i'll turn the country islamic

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At least they're honest about only wanting low iq laborers

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Religion of "peace"

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Every man should play online games with women who use Mics. I dare you. Especially anyone crying "NOT ALL MEN!" Or saying all the good ones are at home playing videogames. πŸ™„

Cis/het/male here, and I have recently been playing CoD off and on with a group that is mostly women and OH MY SCIENCE DO NONE OF YOU HAVE MOTHERS/DAUGHTERS/BASIC HUMAN DECENCY?

Holy shit. I knew it was bad. Just not how bad.

By no means am i saying I didn't believe women on this one, but im just fricking impressed in the worst goddarn way. The things dudes say to women when there is anonymity protecting them from being outted as vile pieces of shit is insane.

And it. Is. CONSTANT. Every round. If they aren't hitting on them in the most crude and aggressively cringey way, theyre threatening sexual assault. If they're not doing those, it's kitchen jokes, calling them fat, or making comments about their genitalia.

And yes yes... I know not all online communities are this bad. But CoD is one of the biggest online communities in the world and a very casual-friendly game in general and its fricking revealing about the average male g*mer that i cant get into a single lobby where my female friends DARE TALK and not get some chode incel making everything uncomfortable or downright hostile.

Guys, if we want women to actually want to play games with us, we have to make some fricking space for them. And it doesn't stop at just not participating. If you hear some bullshit, say something!

Do better, y'all. Gaming is for everyone.

Edit: when i said CoD is "casual friendly" i meant that it's a pick up and play game that anyone can figure out and play the kill slot machine. Not that the community is anything but rude.

Edit 2.0: to clarify once more, using "not all men" to emphasize that men are not a monolith and have a constructive conversation is not the same thing as screeching it to dismiss the experiences of many women and put yourself on some kind of pedestal for showing basic human decency to the opposite s*x.

Snapshots:

https://x.com/realNachawati/status/1755669008987181114:

https://x.com/realNachawati/status/1755665799736360978:

https://x.com/nevasha/status/1755677308697128985:

https://x.com/realNachawati/status/1755723445738910171:

https://x.com/realNachawati/status/1755702630041465210:

https://x.com/realNachawati/status/1755684347326206391:

https://x.com/realNachawati/status/1633878670631632921:

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