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EFFORTPOST Communist attempts to inspire her fellow comrades to start working out for the revolution :marseybuff:. Her comrades quickly collectivise to remind her that we're in a pandemic and that working out is for chuds

https://x.com/kiranfatimaopal/status/1755628057912603092

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https://files.catbox.moe/6ec4re.jpg


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:marseyidio3: The time for nihilism, self pity, and excuses is over. We are living in a fascist country - whichever country you're living in in the west. Our vulnerable neighbors and people of the global south, e.g. in Palestine, need us to step up.

:marseychonkerfoid: If this is the kind of solidarity y'all think the global south needs from us you are either purposefully or sorely mistaken, eugenics is not going to help our neighbors

Dude really said you know how we fight against fascism? Ab crunches of course!

Are you going to CrossFit your way out of a right wingers AK47? Please be frickin serious right now

:#marseyhesright:

:marseyidio3: Yes there's a lot you cannot control in the world. What you can control is what food, drink, smoke etc. you put inside your body, and you can control for the most part, how you move your body and when and to what end.Use that. Focus on what you can control.

Leftism growing increasingly indistinguishable from rightism at one second per second, pt wev: this thread

:marseyakshually: Just putting this out there on behalf of the billions of people who in fact cannot control what they put inside their bodies. For fricks sake

B I L L I O N S

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:marseyidio3: Find things you love to do. They don't have to be what others love to do and they can change over time too. Some things I love: boxing, muay thai, weight lifting (for muscle growth), racquetball, basketball, jogging, walking, calisthenics, dancing. Move something every day.

:marseytwerking: I danced yesterday and my city is still overfunding cops, what now

:marseydisabled: I used to work out daily and walk miles after for funsies. Then a virus struck me down. Over the years I learned anyone telling me I have to fight is saying this b/c they have no intention of being around after I fall. Disabled people don't exist in their leftist future.

The commie actually makes a good point with her final remarks

:marseyidio3: If you are still making excuses it's because you want somebody else to carry you. Instead, you could grow the frick up and do what you can do to help others. Stop acting like you are the center of the universe and you don't owe anybody anything. If you're a leftist, act like it.

:soyreddit: "If you're a leftist, act like it"???? Idk maybe we have different ideas of what constitutes a leftist because referring to disabled people as a burden to be carried is straight-up right out of the fascist playbook.

:marseyschizotwitch: saying this in a country where eugenics is so ingrained that disabled schoolchildren are STILL left abandoned at the top of the stairs during fire drills, waiting for someone to literally carry them to safety, is a truly bizarre mischaracterization of what fascism looks like

Neighbor how are you left behind just walk down the stairs r-slur lmao

:soycry: this is fascist rhetoric. full stop. those of us with the capability to do more to strengthen our bodies absolutely should be doing so BECAUSE there are always going to be others who NEED us to carry them. if your leftist ideology isn't based in empathy it's fricking worthless.

>if your leftist ideology isn't based in empathy it's fricking worthless.

Yeah that's what makes it worthless

:#marseyclueless:


:capygigabrain: Idk, not everyone needs to be athletic, just like not everyone needs to be hacker imo.I'm in decent shape but I've always and will always be a a scrawny intellectual

:marseyidio3: That's fine i'm not going to join the olympics either. My point is, there is a culture of lethargy and wallowing in misery and nihilism in the western left that needs to go. If anything will change here it will change after we take some responsibility personally AND collectively.

:marseyvaxmaxx: Because Covid is airborne. It's damaging your immune system Don't raw dog the virus anymore, use a respirator indoors, get some quality air purifiers Stop ignoring this.

>"Intellectual" cant figure out a way to get big

It is unironically better to be strong and r-slurred than weak and "smart"

:#marseyretardchad:


:marseytrans2: i already workout 5 days a week, which exercises would you recommend i start performing to make my body more resistant to teargas, skunk spray, and rubber bullets?

:marseyidio3: When did I say that's what you need to do?? Do you understand what community defense means or no?

:marseytrans2: historically it means armed & violent confrontation with state security & their deputized blackshirt paramilitaries, telling people that the petty bourgeois individualism & aestheticism of workout culture will help prepare them for fascism is misguided at best, dangerous at worst

:marseyidio3: That is not what I said. So if you want to read that into that that's up to you. It's a simple concept: workout get disciplined get healthy. You want to make a bigger deal out of it? Do it with somebody else. I don't have time for western leftist narcissist bullshit.

:marseytrans2: thinking that your personal fitness goals are protecting your community from fascism is the epitome of western leftist narcissism, actually

:marseymad: Then do absolutely nothing, surely that's much better

You don't have to try if you immediately give up

:#marseyantiwork2:


:soyjakanimeglasses: You sound rich

:marseyidio3: You sound white.

:marseychud: It's ok to be white

:soyjakanimeglasses: Why are you engaging with me on an uncontested point and not with the hundreds of people pointing out your ableism? You still haven't addressed the fact we are living through a mass disabling event which masks and vaccines can mitigate against.

:marseycomradecry: Dog look at my socialists we never having a revolution

>You sound white

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17075080185830505.webp :!#marseysquint:


:strongsoymarsey: If you're leftism doesn't include disabled people then it's not leftism.

:marseysmug2:All leftists are disabled so makes sense

So true

:#boxdog:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1707508018678575.webp


The revolution will only occur after we're DONE with the pandemic

:#marseyindignant:


The irony is that once people start getting stronger and fitter and improving their bodies and learning self defense and getting armed and self sufficient they generally stop being leftists because they see how weak and pathetic the ideology is. Just some food for thought

:#marseygem:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17075080188324332.webp

Sauce


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I'd really suggest wearing an N95 regularly and making spaces COVID-safe again if you believe this because many millions of people have Long COVID and can't do any of this now. Millions more are dead. If you want a physically strong movement, wear a mask.

the people most affected by Long COVID are Black, Native, trans, poor, disabled, and workers making under $45K per year.

Two ways to prevent coof:

1. Vaccines

2. Make above 45k a year

:#marseynotes:


https://files.catbox.moe/xx9fgm.jpg

Better make it 6 months to play it safe


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telling leftists to grow up

:#marseysmug2:

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You can't effectively spread a message if you don't understand your audience :marseydisagree:. Most of them probably can read because of long coof

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coooooof

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ARGH IM GONNA-

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There is no communism without disabled people, Palestine, and queer folks. Didn't you read Marx???

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The bit that always bugged me about this image is Hitler smiling, as if modern day Nazis are any better

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He also has the support of many latinx kings and Ian miles cheong

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Brazilianegma

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!chuds do I have to remind what a real nazi looks like?

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No theyre Ukrainian i dont want to see that

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what is an ukrainian?

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A Nazi

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Don't worry I am a destroyer of nazis, sleep easily. :marseygoodnight:

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I really hope those two became good friends in heaven. :marseywholesome:

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Didn't you read Marx???

Most leftists haven't read marx lol

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They'd probably get upset by the whole “homosexuality being a decadent byproduct of bourgeoisie conditions” or whatever.

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>tfw when people don't applaud you for willingly giving yourself poopdick

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sup


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FrotGODs just can't stop winning.

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When life is good people become gay

What did he mean by this?

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Hence why communism actively works into keeping people miserable. Theyre our biggest wall against Globohomo

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!jannies got one

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Wtf I hate Marx now :marseysjw:

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Leftists don't read Marx and Engels. They read the Bible looking for "contradictions" and transcripts of Trump's speeches looking for things to nitpick.

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We are living in a fascist country - whichever country you're living in in the west.

LMFAO

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Fascists really fell off. From killing political dissenters to allowing open conversation internationally. :marseysad:

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Dont forget importing BIPOCs and samdBIPOCs in unprecedented numbers

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WHITE PEOPLE BAD

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Are you going to CrossFit your way out of a right wingers AK47?

:#marseyagreesuperspeed:

Rightoids are not terminators and you can escape gunmen on foot

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It's true, soldiers don't do any physical training and just learn to shoot. Physical conditioning has never mattered in war because everyone shoots a gun or swings a sword.

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Remember that leftoids all assume the army will be on their side, and it'll just be obese magats slaughtering them like cattle before they are, in turn, vaporized by airstrikes

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This is such a dumb thing to say.

Words fail me.

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Not as much as your legs will when you try to outrun a speeding bullet, superman. You may not like it, but walmart landwhales on mopeds are the ideal infantryman.

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I've actually served in a military and you are being incredibly r-slurred.

You have to be able to carry heavy loads for kilometers, sprint to get to cover under gunfire and then not be out of breath so that you can shoot straight.

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Are you literally neurodivergent? Howtf you not read the sarcasm that post? :marseyxd:

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He's baiting you guys by pretending to have missed the sarcasm.

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its irony all the way down

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*autism

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No I was actually r-slurred sorry to disappoint.

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Yeah you would say that because you can't stop baiting. Not gonna fool me!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17075741841106439.webp

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:#marseyoctopus2:

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Uhm, can't you read sweaty? Our communist xister JUST said that working out is fascism-adjacent and that physical fitness literally doesn't matter in a war because guns, uh, exist or something.

Please educate yourself

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Wtf r-slur, here let me help you

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You have to have been a crayon muncher then to miss this level of obvious sarcasm. Or an Air Force neurodivergent.

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I'm just used to people giving r-slurred defense takes on this site.

Like that one george floyd thread after his killer was convicted

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Well, considering you weren't able to detect this, and it's extremely obvious, I wonder how many other satire takes you took at face value. Going forward assume at least 85% of chud takes on this site are satire/larps.

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I'm usually not this r-slurred I swear.

I was just coming off of arguing with some guy for days about the Israel-Hamas was so my brain just saw everything like an argument to refute.

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Anyone who talks about

>Muh social collapse

>Muh riots

>Muh revolution

>Muh prepping

>Muh self defense

>Muh militia

And cannot run 6 miles in an hour, sprint 400m wearing 25lbs of gear and carrying a rifle, or walk 20 miles on a day with 40lbs of gear is a pathetic larper and deserves mockery

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I can do everything you listed

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Congratulations, the next step is to prepare a bug-out bag and subscribe to an extremist ideology/religion of your choice.

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Also...

>AK47

Isn't that the commie gun? :marseydarkcomrade: A better analogy would at least be an AR-15 (since that's the big scary "fully semi-auto" rifle that chuds may use...

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They're being realistic as to what gun will be pointed at them in a revolution.

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sometimes the vanguard points its guns at its dissident factions :marseyshrug:

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Schrodinger's Rightiod

Only when he points a gun at you will you know if he is a terminator or a meat eating lard butt in a rascal scooter

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right wingers AK47

Rightoids are famous for their love of Soviet weaponry.

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But reddit told me all rightoids love Putin?

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This is just a reason for commies to start arming themselves and going to a shooting range


:#marseyklennycross:

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They won't do that either since they're 1) felons, 2) more likely to kill themselves than any aggressor. :marsey57:

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Some of them do, but they get these meme guns from Russia which they can't shoot, carry or find ammo/parts for.

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where the heck is the felon-lefty crossover lmao i have never seen that

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People here like to imagine people that don't exist so they can get mad at them.

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I vaguely remember some Twitter thread a while back that was like, what's stopping you from arming yourself to support the revolution, and there were multiple (n > 2) replies to that effect (being felons)

I've only seen screenshots though and will not be doing the work to locate them

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teleports behind you nothing personnel chud

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Simply not being 4 feet wide could help your chances too.

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These r-slurs really think Islamic countries give any frick about communism.

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Baathism is much closer to fascism than socialism lol.

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So is socialism with chinese characteristics

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No one will openly admit it but China is a third-way, ethnocentric nation with a focus on infrastructure, safety, and 0 immigration. They put minorities in camps, do not allow party competition, but DO allow corporate competition.

China is Nazi. That is the platform of the National Socialist party.

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Submit to the lion of damascus

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:#worship:

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>arab socialism

Do people really believe Hafez Al Assad and Saddam Hussein were “socialists”?

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Doing even one socialist thing would

make them more socialist than the vast majority of socialists today.

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When I'm using them to strengthen my point they're socialist and when someone uses them to undermine my point it wasn't real socialism :hmph:

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They'll take anything that would hate Israel and at least somewhat disguise any sort of jihadi/caliphate vibe the country would have on them, really :marseysipping:

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Lol the leftists in Romania just copy the ones from the West. We even have 2 streamers that are copies of Hasan and they are popular among teenage girls.

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I heard you have a fashion show that causes insane drama over there

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Yeah, it's called "Bravo, ai stil" ("Bravo, you have style). Never watched an episode of it because I'm a straight man.

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!nooticers :marseygiveup: Zero Romanian effortposts :marseyflagromania:

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romanian is a cool language, it sounds like an italian trying to speak russian

I'd be down to read some romanian drama. The last time I heard anything about Romania was when they were harboring known chuds Tate brothers

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My favorite part about Romania is how they killed their communist president at the end of the Cold War and now I have 3 AKs from Cugir.

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My favorite part about Romania is how they killed their communist president at the end of the Cold War

That's also my favourite fact about us. Every commie deserves the same fate :marseyfluffy:

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romanian is a cool language, it sounds like an italian trying to speak russian

The reverse is more accurate

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:marseyakshually: Romanian is like 70% Latin and 30% Slavic, so he's right.

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:marseyantiwork2:

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The western left wing is the only group that isn't fascist

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Reading this made me go out and spend valuable time just to show you all this one meme I was reminded of:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17075097908119445.webp

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Reminder that this commie LARPer cow who keeps getting posted whenever the "lazy Twitter communist" stereotype comes in, is Phil AKA Australatinx Defense Force (ADF), one of the earliest internet lolcows who was discovered by 4chan around the same time as Chris, Nov 2007 I think, he also had his own Megan saga, used the term "Love Quest" unironically, created his own CWCville (Australatinx), shits himself, was suspected of having autism at the age of one, assaulted his paraplegic mother because she would not buy him a Sasuke cosplay costume, literally wanted to become Sasuke in real life, is a pure blooded Italianx yet inconsistently claimed to be Jewish then Chinese then Latinx, got a bike tattoo and neurodivergentally paraded for cyclist rights while being unable to ride a bike, and after a deluge of changing neurodivergent hyperfixations over and over, zxe is now an Anarcho-Maoist Antifa Satanist who still unironically uses fricking Facebook :marseydarkxd:

I have written three semi effortposts on this cow here !ranchers, sadly Phils lolmilk has long since dried, but it is still an interesting cautionary tale as to why !r-slurs need proper parenting and no internet access.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873865888953393.webp https://i.redd.it/jqohjocqkcu41.jpg https://i.redd.it/n0hku9r66ry91.png https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E3U7B3wXEAIn1yb.jpg https://i.rdrama.net/images/1684128821264956.webp https://preview.redd.it/89yghjvegue51.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=45759754f230efeca13b0a9fa5a5e17213141779

https://rdrama.net/post/169599/commie-makes-crayon-drawings-of-what/4133092#context

https://rdrama.net/post/169599/commie-makes-crayon-drawings-of-what/4133424#context

https://rdrama.net/post/180878/stepson-of-the-submarine-billionaire-is/4407392#context

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average member of !edgelords

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This tards neck looks like the thumb neighbors from Spy Kids :marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17075329803405602.webp https://i.pinimg.com/736x/77/fb/ad/77fbad103be52db387a09ddabe01391e.jpg !kino !r-slurs

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17075189550012407.webp

I always laugh at how Phil makes his way into so many anti-commie memes, in many cases the meme maker having no idea who Phil is, and is represented (at least) twice in this one!

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I remember those days. EncyclopediaDramatica's article on him became very lengthy because he was a very prolific attention whore.

I remember the part sticking out to me was his making 'queer transgender rights for palestine' posters in like 2008/09, very ahead of the curve.

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average member of !edgelords

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>reposting same post from 7 minutes ago

:#marseymeds:

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Third world wifi moment

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Same here bro :marseybrasileiro: :marseysadge: from which third-world brownoidistan are you?

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Burgerland lol

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:!#marseykneel::#muttscooter::#vegetakneel:

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He was immortalized by being depicted twice in this classic meme

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17075188791272686.webp

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incredible

@Bookers stand with israel

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