Working on IT stuff in various overseas locations. Soliciting a prostitute, marrying a foreign stripper, some debt, and being evasive about this stuff:
This guy watched a buddy in the airforce overdose on "cocaine" and lied about it. Guy was previously discharged from the airforce for hard drugs:
This 23 year old was working as an IT manager but seems to have been moonlighting. He had a criminal record in his youth and was busted with marijuana and illegal firearms:
Married manager is an alcoholic. An interesting vignette but nothing unheard of. Beverage consumption quantities in document seem unreasonably low. Goes to AA and gets clearance:
Boomer making $168K can't be bothered to pay taxes or bills:
I'll give credit to the reddit post I found this site from. Apparently one of Kim Jong Un's relatives who has fled to the US is working in defense:
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Veteran aircraft mechanic has secret wife in Peru:
"[M]y use of recreational drugs on my personal time in no way reflects upon my trustworthiness as a keeper of national secrets. I do not plan to change my lifestyle because that would be absurd, and directly contradictory to the first sentence of this statement. If the DOD wants a dog who has no personal principles, they can find one elsewhere.":
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There are many more of these and a decent fraction are worth the read. Most common thing in these is debt. Sometimes it's sympathetic but sometimes its hardcore trailer park vibes.
This is a goldmine. If you guys upvote some jannies bickering or shitty drawings over this I will lose any respect I had for this site.
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DENIED
Had no idea this could impact clearance
edit: going to add some more fun ones as I find them. warning: a diaperfur was approved
GRANTED
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APPROVED
what the FRICK
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I think I'm done for the night. Haven't found anything else particularly juicy - lots of dudes being chomos or soliciting foreign prostitutes and then getting scammed though.
Thank you for entertaining my lawtism
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Reading her case I can tell you right now as a clearance holder that torrenting ALONE will not impact you getting a clearance. Reading further into the application, who is 49 years old. She has never married and has one child, she literally steals shit from anyone and everyone she either works with or works for.
You can torrent pirated shit before as long as you admit it and come clean and tell them you've stopped because you're a gainfully employed citizen and no longer have to resort to that.
It's the other clearly high risk behaviors this single mom does that absolutely impacted her from getting her Top Secret. (Secret does not require a poly).
Yes and its unfortunate because their logic is that if its not some terrible secret that if someone found it and will use it to compromise you, it's not a problem.
You can literally be a furstrag baby fricker, but as long as you're a PATRIOTIC furstrag baby fricker, THEY WILL CLEAR YOU
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Yeah, I didn't read too deeply into that first piracy one. I've seen it pop up and not cause issues with obtaining clearance as long as it's been a long enough time + remorse/explanation was given.
That diaperfur one though…
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yeah its fuggin gross and honestly it makes me if the governments attempts to also join in "the message" of pride in degeneracy is so that none of their cleared employees have any shame they would compromise secrets.
Almost makes sense because they know their employees are all secret degenerates anyway.
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So... one of the problems that comes up during security clearance investigations, particularly when you require a CI or Lifestyle polygraph, isn't whether or not you have participated in certain activities. It's whether you're open about it.
Like they don't care if you're an ABDL fetishist - they care if you're explicitly hiding it from the government or loved ones because that could make you vulnerable to blackmail.
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And the only reason they care about that is because it may affect your ability to do your job under stressful situations or that your stress is different from that of other people's.
They already knew everyone is a degenerate they just don't want degenerates in their club.
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Working under stressful situations isn't a security concern. They care about whether you can be blackmailed, extorted, bribed, or have a history of recklessness.
All kinds of they/them kitties get clearances, at all levels.
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All kinds of they/them kitties get clearances, at all levels.
You're right but my personal opinion is that when you're working with nuclear warheads or any kind of super secret spy stuff, the "lifestyle" polygraph becomes a lot more important.
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Yes. See the previous comment I made.
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I'm screwed if I ever want to serve my country.
Thankfully, I don't.
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Based.
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You can still serve. You can ALWAYS serve
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I'm apathetic, not treasonous.
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This same woman also had some pretty insane white women tendencies which is probably why she was denied
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How'd they catch that. Did they have fancy trackers way back in 1993?
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She just told them about it:
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Dumb c*nt used her work computer
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A lot of people did back then because nobody ever monitored for that kind of stuff.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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and because work had phat pipes and home was two computers screaming at each other over a voice line
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Is bash dot org back up or did you just have that quote saved somewhere
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still down 5 ever
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Story time:
Some years ago, I worked in IT. One day, we got a letter from a major media corp - someone got busted pirating shit on our network and if we didn't get them to stop the employer would be held liable. No prob, we ID'd the user and got their manager to chew them out. In order to avoid future problems, we in the IT department got directed to actively scan all our users' document folders and delete any audio or video files that weren't clearly work-related. We did so ... after modifying the script to first copy all said files to a special IT-only server so we could pick out the good shit for ourselves.
I built up quite the music collection from that. Have it all to this day still.
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lol yeah my friend at work got caught with hundreds of pirated songs and files when this same thing happened.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Make her the head of the Based Department
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Dumbass probably declared it on his clearance application.
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It was usually people hosting things on directories on their websites.
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Have you ever played Condemned on 360? It's a documentary. They broadcast this kind of shit for realsies
https://condemned.fandom.com/wiki/Sonic_Emitter
https://www.wired.com/2008/05/army-removes-pa/
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Oh, neat!
I didn't play console games growing up, but I recognize the game studio - they made one of the weird MSDOS games I liked (Blood).
I'll check it out, thanks
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frick yeah Build game
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They take intellectual property super cereal. I was talking to a CIA recruiter years ago when she told me they comb over your online id with a fine toothed comb. I noped out.
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Hello future CIA recruiter! If you've found this account during my background check, let it be known that everything I post here simply means it's very easy to ensure my loyalty with frequent offerings of profile badges!
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I lied. I am the cia recruiter, you fool.
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Oh cool! So the military recruiters have MEPS, do you have an equivalent I can go to?
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It's behind the shed out back...
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Something I wonder is how well can they actually do that? I know they've got the tools to learn anything but can they do so without a warrant? Or is your job application all the warrant they need? How important of a role do you need for them to even bother? Military intelligence guys keep getting their clearances despite having egregious Groomercord accounts they leak classified documents on.
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I wasnt going to call their bluff.
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I hope they like gay porn as much as I do
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They do if it's legal.
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Yeah it's not as robust as you would think. They're literally just looking at your social media, and it's a quick scan at that. They aren't going back in time and reviewing your home internet traffic, packet by packet.
They don't actually care if you pirate media. It's only an issue if you are an absolute r-slur and rat yourself out. I'm pretty sure they're more concerned that you're stupid enough to tell on yourself over something so small. But if you tell them about it, they will investigate it.
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they ask you that shit on polygraph doe
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Which is also fake. It is literally 100% fake. It's theater. You just say "no" to everything. But people tend to crack under scrutiny.
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She also stole directly from several former employers. I'm thinking that's the real reason though it would be funny if Kazaa was the actual last straw.
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Lmao glowies won't be able to employ half of zoomers if piracy is an issue (the other half also pirate, they just use a VPN while doing so)
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Lol you're so wrong zoomers are so fricking r-slurred and groomed by tech companies since they were 3 years old, they are completely tech illiterate and too r-slurred to pirate anything. Not even mentioning the ones that for some reason feel the need to defend multibillion dollar companies and insult you for pirating
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Oh yeah I forgot that there were white zoomers.
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piratingstealingYou're a thief.
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Yes and?
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ok boomer
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im probably younger than you
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Actually impossible
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Not just the glowies, this type of problem is crippling the entire defense apparatus. Official policy is they won't let you join the military at all if you've ever been diagnosed with a long list of mental illnesses or done drugs harder than weed at any point in your lifetime (though they're so desperate right now that this policy is being quietly ignored).
Now that all of this medical and other lifestyle info is tracked digitally and can be checked by recruiters (they can see your digital medical records), they're finding out wayyyyyyy more than they ever wanted to know about all of the applicants and like 1/3 of all burgers are disqualified going by the official policy on paper. You used to be able to lie by omission about this kind of stuff and as long as you kept your nose clean while you were serving you'd be fine.
Current hyperfixation:
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you dont confess anything unless youve a police record related to it
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Yes, but you're kinda screwed on paper now if you for example had bloodwork done for unrelated reasons while you had drugs in your system, or you saw a shrink through a hospital that uses centralized digital records.
However none of that really matters at the moment because the applicant rates are in the basement.
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The last time I had blood work done for a routine physical, zero of the results had to do with illicit drugs. They just test for cholesterol levels and shit.
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idk how comprehensive it usually is, just stating that it's hypothetically a problem
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Literally all of the guys I knew who joined the military including the SOF guys smoked pot in high school, and most of them did molly and coke while enlisted
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i hate boomers so much
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Notice that the issue is not that they downloaded a car, it's that they made the poor decision to make friends with people who'd snitch on them
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Which one was this? I didn't notice it if it's one I linked
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https://doha.ogc.osd.mil/Industrial-Security-Program/Industrial-Security-Clearance-Decisions/ISCR-Hearing-Decisions/2020-ISCR-Hearing-Decisions/FileId/112015/
Digging through the ones decisioned in 2020 because I did a lot of work in a legal field during that time and everything was a wee bit more insane and fun to observe
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Any illegal actions can be. Even a few unpaid parking tickets as it would indicate that you're a scofflaw.
Being gay was a reason for denial not too long ago, but also living with someone out of wedlock.
There was one clearance that was pulled because the lady's BF was a visa overstay. Guess she didn't know until she renewed, and she appealed the denial.
Their position was "Welp, you should have known!"
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Literally Marsey.
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Have you actually read any of these? If you get a denial for a debt (or other reason) they send you a document about their reasons for denial. The linked documents are appeals after that initial denial statement and if people actually demonstrate an effort to make payments on even large debts they give clearance. Also these are for defense contractors and not service members
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I DON'T MEAN
TO SEEM LIKE I CARE
ABOUT MATERIAL THINGS
OR MY SOCIAL STATS
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If you do it involving a government server it sure does.
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Okay that would be crazy if it was the main reason, but
omg! computer programs, music, and movies to include doing so from a government server without authorization
downloading from a government server is so r-slurred that alone should get you banned from the internet
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that was just the first bit i found before actually moving on to others - the majority of rulings are for similar trailer trash actions
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That was the least wrong thing in that one. She was a life-long klepto, admitting to stealing credit card numbers in the 90s and boosting a shitload of computer equipment from her last employer.
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Based Autist
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Good on the feds for doing the right thing for once and publishing that Furstrags are in fact pedos and use furstrag porn for p-do purposes of luring. Why hasn't any media picked up on this
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