https://twitter.com/tracewoodgrains/status/1769981976642015257
white nationalist moves to the Midwest to live in his racial paradise, realizes he can't stand being around regular white people, stops being a white nationalist pic.twitter.com/k4QkofAu8Y
— TracingWoodgrains (@tracewoodgrains) March 19, 2024
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"I'm gonna live a simple life and do normal labor for the rest of my days"
"NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO DUMP 30 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE INTO COLLEGE AND THINK LIKE A DOCTOR (this reference is sponsored by garry chess! ) OTHERWISE YOU FAILED LIFE NOOOOOOOOOOO"
!grillers making the wingcucks jealous one burger at a time
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It's the rightoid equivalent to the college Marxist realizing that proles don't give a shit about praxis.
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!grillers I wipe my poopies with less vigor than the wingcucks debate if we should have police
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I wanna get hobbitpilled so bad
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Become a software engineer and then you, too, will be stricken by an irresistible urge to buy a farm and move to the countryside within two decades.
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I love this chapter
https://twitter.com/tracewoodgrains/status/1769983120353239339
Real life trad girls just want dumb jocks who can fix a car They don't even care about my political theory and plans to save the white race
!nonchuds
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As neurodivergent as that quoted part is, I kinda get it.
The black pill is that the average is a nice lady but her idea of fun is gossiping about her church friends or complain about that b-word Stacy that works with her at her shitty email job. At some point I assume everyone is kinda ground down into being content. It's not a horrible life, but it is boring.
When are you going to buy us a house? When are we having kids? You know I need a Disney Plus account anon. Yes we can have s*x tonight but can't the lights be off? Wait did I tell you I ran into Becky at IGA yesterday? Hold on, “March Madness” what's that? Yeah I read… what was the last book I read? Uh, one of the Brontë sisters' books in high school. When are we having kids? My mother is coming over tomorrow can you help her set up her new phone? Amy has a bigger engagement ring than me, her husband probably makes more money than you. Why is the computer plugged into the tv with an HDMI cable?
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I get all of it tbh, the comedy to me is that these people ever got deluded into thinking the "trad life" was the world for them. Any time I see some online claim that you should move to a small town community and make friends at church I question if they've ever been to a small town or even church. It's as r-slurred as 's whimsical fantasies about an idyllic farm life.
Now, if you're willing to go into deep rural living and hang out with wild-butt hillbillies who want to shoot guns and do meth, I'd at least have respect for that. But they sure as shit aren't interested in any cute twinky little philosophy.
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I miss small town and church sometimes
but at the same time I don't
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SOME PEOPLE LIKE BORING, I CERTAINLY DO I'VE EXPERIENCED AN EXCITING LIFE AND FOUND IT HIGHLY overrated...
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Bitches don't have to be that vapid and basic. The trick is finding a nice girl who will work as hard as you and isn't afraid of getting her hands dirty. Then, it can be a true partnership. You don't have to gossip about Emily when you're talking about the intricacies of replacing the fuel pump on the 351 Windsor in your old farm truck or the best way to build the raised garden beds so that you can get 10 years out of them.
That is the fundamental thing missing from this excerpt. It assumes that the woman is only concerned with the trivial, when in reality you can manage your lifestyle so that you're both focused on the critical.
Also, the whole thing is literally just a version of this meme:
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Personally, kitty from a bitchy Starbucks drinking, Target shopping, iPhone using, Lululemon shopping, yoga practicing SAHM changed a neighbor but it's an acquired taste
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its relaxing dating a normal woman instead of a girl from the trailer park with a slippery when wet tattoo on her pubic region
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!edgelords NEVER settle. I'll marry a bad b-word or die alone.
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!truecels
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take what you can get bro
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Wait a minute isn't this the moid equivalent of "I've had fun with bad boys but now I wanna settle down with a nice stable man!"?
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For me it's the alt foid to comparably stable normie pipeline
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you just described white women. I hate white women.
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what's the pic in the left corner?
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Bike helmet I think
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She's already taken (note the doggo)
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where I'm from, they call it the trapazoid cable
the rest call it "the TV cable"
hey I think my TV cable broke, it's not the one that plugs into the wall, do you know what kind of cord this is? I texted you a picture.
let me write that down... aich... dee... em... eye...?
so will any AichDeeEmMee cable from BestBuy work?
Probably something by Beverly Lewis. But if you're besties they might talk Twilight, or even Nora Roberts
The cool edgy ones insist that Harry Potter won't summon Satan and that it's the most deep and amazing thing they've ever read and they are 100% super duper into reading, and they might even let their kids read it one day.
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This doesn't happen with black women btw
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Imagine marrying a women who couldnt operate an hdmi cable.
NGMI
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Whoosh
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Euthanize all foids, tbh.
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they aint talking about nazi shit with the pta haha
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Only BPD women can muster up the vociferous psychotic impluse to consider race war !chuds
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He writes like a lib and his shits all fancy
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It'd be naive to think a shitload of chuds aren't as well limp-wristed upper middle class losers who probably worked a total of 3 days in their lives and whose great tragedy in life is that they can't hit a match on Tinder.
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Is trace falling for ?
@TracingWoodgrains
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no
his previous article makes his role in the alt-right pretty clear
is he exaggerating for effect? probably. but the fundamentals of the story: that he was an alt-right white nationalist, that he got older and sorta got over it as he became more personally and professionally successful, and that he's now trying to occupy a Hanania-like lane are definitely accurate
https://thevitalist.substack.com/p/how-the-alt-right-won
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He's farming some amazing seethe in the comments because they're all doomers who are really mad he thinks the state of white rights is in a good place.
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Are you sure it's not a false flag? It reads as the exact mirror image of https://zerohplovecraft.substack.com/p/the-green-new-deal
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you got taken by some bullshit
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Being a straggot must be suffering (on top of the whole "having to deal with women" thing)
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I deeply regret my past and present of easy hook-ups, but I doubt incel alt-righters would be in the same boat...
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Man, it was fun for awhile but I'm not sure I should have done all them things I did.
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Why aren't these people hand-wringing over imagined problems, Internet nonsense, and things that don't affect their lives!?!?!??! How can they live just worrying about the people and situations around them!!?!??!
These idiots sound as neurotic and as the annoying progressives
Total wingcuck death
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Thats why the patricians choice is a multiculti wealthy gated suburb for me, and a boring church-filled mono-mayo culture for the rest of you. Toil away so I can eat my tacos and doner in peace, without a bunch of rabble at the gates of my community.
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Exactly. It's not about Black and White (although I do hate cumskins), it's about rich and poor. Just keep the riffraff away from me unless they're cleaning my house or landscaping my yard, and everything will be alright.
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i hate the poor so much i do my own yardwork
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Queen shit.
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i hate the poor so much I poop on their sidewalks and sleep on their benches
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Well duh, being "trad" is about being part of your local community and its traditional values. Random terminally online rightoids moving somewhere to live out their irl vision of mayoborea are anything but traditional.
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Get you a man who can do both
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I hate politijagt, I just wanna be free.
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We try our best.
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@johannesalthusius
I have traveled to the midwest on more than one occasion.
Their salsa is ketchup.
I cannot emphasize this more.
!nonchuds Wypipo ain't season dey tomaytoze omg
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ketchup is a frosting though (?)
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they are pranking you and yer falling for it every time
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lol wtf? I didnt know the alt right simped for syrians. What do they even have in common?
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There are an innumerable differences of opinion in the "alt-right." Trying to assign unified political beliefs to them is a fool's errand.
From what I remember most of the pro-Syrian stuff is derived from Putin simping, general anti-West sentiment, funny Assad memes, and early years of "refugees" back near the Arab Spring and beginning of the Syrian Civil War.
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"the enemy of my enemy is my friend" and the alt-right views the Western establishment as its main enemy. Some in the alt-right think the Western establishment is controlled by Jews, others don't, but pretty much all agree that the Western establishment is the main enemy.
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idk how much of that is creative writing but they really should retvrn to the countryside and see what it's like first hand. Nothing cures your racial supremacy than living around your race's bydło for a few years
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Yeah, the irony is that pretty much every thought leader in the alt-right is a highly neurotic, nerdy, rootless cosmopolitan highly online intellectual who has gym muscles if he has any muscles worth noting at all, is insecure about his own masculinity, and constantly thinks about race and s*x. They are so psychologically similar to the people they hate.
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The Devolution of Soyism in Russian History:
Decemberists: Chad Soy
Narodniks: True Soy
Bolsheviks: Ascended Soy
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Here;s his original article:
The Vitalist - Why I'm no longer a white nationalist
Here's his prior one about how actually the alt-right won everything and he was its hero:
How the Alt Right Won
anyway, he'll probably be quite visible pretty soon. discount Richard Hanania just dropped, basically
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He's just like me frfr. Can't stand those inbred mayo kraut monkeys. Nuke flyover country.
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i think thats where the nukes are. just get them to nuke themselves
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Wait, you post here?
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I grew up in a( literally?) all white county in "corn country." The idea of this dude wandering around and trying to do pick up is hilarious
lol, cute twink
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Hecko, fellow tradcons. I enjoy engaging in popular trad actvities such as manwhoring around with leftist art hos and talking with women about politics and feelings.
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Aren't most Midwesterners Germanic stock?
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Yes though it depends somewhat on which area of the Midwest. Like my entire mom and dad's side of the family were German or Dane Lutherans from Schleswig and they settled in an area of eastern Iowa where basically everyone else was from that area too.
There's also a lot of Scandis when you get into the upper Midwest like Minnesota, Northern IA and the Dakotas. There's a bunch of Dutch in Southern IA too.
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Yes but the sub varieties are pretty clustered, low country types in the upper Midwest, regular Krauss in the more eastern parts, Volga Germans in the central parts.
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Snapshots:
https://twitter.com/tracewoodgrains/status/1769981976642015257:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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too spicy
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This guy was never a white nationalist. He's just a narcissist moving onto his next political affectation.
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Mayocide NOW
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Once again showing why the Midwest is the greatest part of America!
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This guy sounds like strag. Both the drama enjoying furry and the chud, but the story sounds like one of those testimonials from a “MAGA” person who couldn't agree with Trump anymore because “Insert some headline from MSNBC or CNN here”.
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it's a very different dynamic to that
he hasn't disavowed any of it, he just changed his mind on the object level in a few ways
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you can take the urboid out the city
you can't take the city out the urboid
"imperial destiny" lol wtf has like state pride sure but
I go about my day lol . so does everyone else.
of course I don't want my world to change on a whim.
this guy is a rat right at home in his cosmopolitan hellhole
anyone who has 'plans for the world' wants to control other people. wants to make people in his vision.
he's angry that they're content
he could never live in his own world. which is what we ruralchads do. he needs to change everyone else's
he thinks he's the enlightened ubermensch, destined to be a leader that will make things better for yt but he's just a narcissist.
to be truly happy, I understand that my 'imperial mandate' stops at the property line. and I need not concern myself with the happenings of lesser kingdoms
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It's Walt Bismarck BTW.
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I would like to sit on my front porch and just watch the world pass by. I mean I would like to shitpost and smoke weed while sitting on the said front porch.
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What's the article he's referencing here?
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https://thevitalist.substack.com/p/why-im-no-longer-a-white-nationalist
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Welcome to the Midwest, now get the frick out.
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A !mayomoment to top all mayo moments…
Trump for prison
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This was covered on the last chapotraphouse it was funny
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I haven't been able to listen since Matt (the only smart Chapo) had his brain burst so I'll take your word for it
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No he is r-slurred like the rest his history lessons are boring freshman lit papers. They are funny tho
I would like to hear his already garbled theory after the brain surgery
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I hate those frickers
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Aren't these the same people Leftoids call "Christofascists"?
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@A can I get the rightoid drama bounty?
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too low-effort, have a pin instead
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What an inexperienced and politically illiterate frickboy
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And it wasn't even that they were white trash or anything. They just didn't want to be part of the RAHOWA sun empire that this guy was dreaming up.
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reads like someone who goes trolling on 4chan writing blackpilled fanfic
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