This is not a parody account. This is an actual reply from an elected official in Chicago. :marseyrofl:

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There is absolutely no fixing this.

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both us and malaysia tax people for coming and going :marseybackingintobush#:

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Malaysia isn't a third world shithole like Chicago though.

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Chicago ain't that bad, the nice areas are nice most of the time.

If you see the rare event of one hundred teenagers flooding the area and acting sus (usually on a holiday), then just gtfo or hide until they are gone so they don't take your wallet.

You can go to the bad areas in the morning and early afternoon bc the gangsters are sleeping but gtfo by 4pm bc thats when they start fighting and drive by at eachother

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>its not so bad guys

>you just have to immediately flee the area if a Youth shows up or you'll be attacked and robbed

>you can go where you want but just not whenever the residents are awake, because then you'll be killed

>you really just dont know how nice it is to dodge bullets, flee at the sight of a Youth and risk dying just to be in certain parts of the city

Truly the hallmark of a first world city.

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the normal residents are awake but the gangsters are mostly asleep or hungover

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If you see the rare event of one hundred teenagers flooding the area and acting sus (usually on a holiday), then just gtfo or hide until they are gone so they don't take your wallet.

!macacos

Os americanos gostam tanto do Rio que começaram a copiar o arrastão

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!macacos o mito cria :marseysalutebrasil::chadbrasileiro: e o lixo copia :muttscooter::mutttantrum:, daqui a pouco os Amerigordos vΓ£o plagiar as nossas favelas tambΓ©m :marseymanysuchcases:

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A descrição que ele deu de Chicago é basicamente a que eu sempre ouço do pessoal que mora no Rio.

β€œAy o Rio Γ© muito bom de morar (diz pessoa que mora num condomΓ­nio fechado na Barra da Tijuca), se for visitar Γ© sΓ³ nΓ£o ir no x, y, z e nΓ£o ir no calΓ§adΓ£o de Copacabana em tal e tal e tal hora e sair acompanhado por algum amigo que more no Rio que tΓ‘ tudo bem”

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Qual serΓ‘ o fator em comum entre essas duas cidades

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You wouldn't be trying to sneak cigarettes into my country, would you?

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:#marseyitsover:

cant believe i got nicked in the past for it lol

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i can :marseygiggle:

asians love they smokes :marseycool2:

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