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Mayor_Brandon_Johnson Pay/Me Elected Mayor of Chicago  1mo ago (twitter.com) 1,909 thread views #257049

This is not a parody account. This is an actual reply from an elected official in Chicago. :marseyrofl:

https://twitter.com/andrefor40th/status/1773200032327438726

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There is absolutely no fixing this.

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Gutting, my friends and I were planning on going on a driving holiday around Chicago's famous twisting mountain roads this summer. Might have to rethink our plans now

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Death to America, and Death to Chuds.

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Hopefully this doesn't start until after I leave in a couple weeks

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Me in chicago

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What is the backstory here? Chicago put in a new congestion fare like NYC did or something?

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I think they're refering to the iPass system, which is a toll for a lot of highways in the area.

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Which is extra funny because that's an Illinois grift that has jack shit to do with Chicago

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No, this is a separate congestion pricing toll they are now trying to pass since Bring Chicago Home failed last week.

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Suburbanites cry out in pain as they strike you.

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both us and malaysia tax people for coming and going :marseybackingintobush#:

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Malaysia isn't a third world shithole like Chicago though.

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Chicago ain't that bad, the nice areas are nice most of the time.

If you see the rare event of one hundred teenagers flooding the area and acting sus (usually on a holiday), then just gtfo or hide until they are gone so they don't take your wallet.

You can go to the bad areas in the morning and early afternoon bc the gangsters are sleeping but gtfo by 4pm bc thats when they start fighting and drive by at eachother

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>its not so bad guys

>you just have to immediately flee the area if a Youth shows up or you'll be attacked and robbed

>you can go where you want but just not whenever the residents are awake, because then you'll be killed

>you really just dont know how nice it is to dodge bullets, flee at the sight of a Youth and risk dying just to be in certain parts of the city

Truly the hallmark of a first world city.

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the normal residents are awake but the gangsters are mostly asleep or hungover

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If you see the rare event of one hundred teenagers flooding the area and acting sus (usually on a holiday), then just gtfo or hide until they are gone so they don't take your wallet.

!macacos

Os americanos gostam tanto do Rio que começaram a copiar o arrastão

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!macacos o mito cria :marseysalutebrasil::chadbrasileiro: e o lixo copia :muttscooter::mutttantrum:, daqui a pouco os Amerigordos vΓ£o plagiar as nossas favelas tambΓ©m :marseymanysuchcases:

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A descrição que ele deu de Chicago é basicamente a que eu sempre ouço do pessoal que mora no Rio.

β€œAy o Rio Γ© muito bom de morar (diz pessoa que mora num condomΓ­nio fechado na Barra da Tijuca), se for visitar Γ© sΓ³ nΓ£o ir no x, y, z e nΓ£o ir no calΓ§adΓ£o de Copacabana em tal e tal e tal hora e sair acompanhado por algum amigo que more no Rio que tΓ‘ tudo bem”

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Qual serΓ‘ o fator em comum entre essas duas cidades

:#marseythinkorino:

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You wouldn't be trying to sneak cigarettes into my country, would you?

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Built for BWC

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:#marseyitsover:

cant believe i got nicked in the past for it lol

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i can :marseygiggle:

asians love they smokes :marseycool2:

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>Go to Chicago

>Use roads

>Leave :marseytroublemaker:

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Truck driver life

>but theres 9 parking spots for trucks along the interstate

Chicagos entire economy revolves around the mcdonalds at the lincoln service area on the border of indiana

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You mean on the skyway? Uh hate to tell you this but it's gone now. Closed when it got privatized. One of the few unique McDonald's in the world while it was open.

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>hit pothole

>cant leave

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>get drive-by'd

>can't leave

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:#marseywaiter:

Snapshots:

https://twitter.com/andrefor40th/status/1773200032327438726:

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Sometimes I see a length of bitumen and I think to myself "I'm gonna roll my tires all over that b-word" :marseybiting:

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Oh man i am fricking nooticing so hard right now

:#marseynooticeglow:

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:s#oycry: change your smoke detector it's dangerous

:mars#eyblack: magic white beep machine coming to use our aural space and leave. Get informed

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:#marseyfoidretard: Did you know black people are 40% more likely to die in a fire accident than white people? This is a sign of deep sistemic issues and we must tax you extra for the social programs until it gets resolved

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Did you know black people are 40% more likely :marseysmokealarmbeep: to die in a fire accident than white people? This is a sign of deep sistemic issues and we must tax you extra for the social programs until :marseysmokealarmbeep: it gets resolved

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>no way to prevent this,

>says only subculture incapable of keeping their fire alarms charged

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This Marsey makes me nostalgic for Frozen.

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White DSA members are equally intelligent.

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Nobody denies that though.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andre_Vasquez

During the late 1990s and early 2000s, Vasquez performed as a hip-hop artist under the stage name Prime, a reference to the fictional character Optimus Prime. He first became involved in battle rap during his time at Lane Tech High School in the early 1990s, and later became a member of the underground hip-hop collective Molemen. He also toured with the hip-hop group Atmosphere and appeared on MTV's Direct Effect and HBO's Blaze Battle. He ended his career as a rapper in 2010.

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Of course he's a DSA r-slur.

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one of his songs featured on a Moleman track, he managed to pin himself to better rappers

he did a song "featuring Common" who says about 10 words in the whole song :marseyxd:

generic underground rap

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Actually not bad :marseyjamming:

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Magnet school of course

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he dropped out of school for an education degree at University of Illinois at Chicago,

then he worked as a manager at a cell phone store and got a degree at an online diploma mill Kaplan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaplan_University?oldformat=true#Degree_credibility_and_debt_load

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If it was a Cricket Mobile he managed I'd have choice but to respect his street cred :marseyblm: :marseyblm: :marseyblm:

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Maybe a bit soy but I liked Atmosphere.

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Do soys even know about hip hop?

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All they know is 21 soyvage and lil soy

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Do soys even know about the MCU of music?

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See: /r/HipHopHeads

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Atmosphere is based :marseykingcrown:

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Walking is good for you, now people should do it

:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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It's under 30F 5 months out of the year, frick that

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Babe, you can't spend 6 hours everyday driving around Chicago aimlessly.

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🎢 On State Street, that great street, I just want to say

They do things they don't do on Broadway🎡

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What do I do?

I drive.

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