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KingCrab they/them unfunny retard. not even a real pedo. just an unfunny mayo. yawn.  3yr ago (text post) 268 thread views #25858 earned -4 coins from votes

How do you teach your girl to give better blowjobs?

My girl's mouth is small and she hurts me with her teeth a bit. How can I help her improve?

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Get a black bull and have her practice on him.

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Stop raping kids, for starters

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You get rid of her and find a man

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womp womp

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Hard to tell, can you post of pic of her horse chompers, one with her in a dentist pose and another with your johnson inserted.

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She does have a bit bigger teeth but I think it's very cute

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This is cope my dude. Big teeth aren't cute.

You ever think she just doesn't like to give head, and she does a shitty job so you eventually stop asking.

Long time ago I did the same thing with household chores. There's a pretty good chance there's people here who weren't even born the last time I did dishes.

Do you want that to be you with dome?

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POV: your b-word is about to give you dome:

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Get her into meth, pretty soon her teeth will fall out.

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Somehow infect her with borderline personality disorder. Don't ask me why, but it works.

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Give her good blowjobs to teach by example

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Buy a dildo and show her how it's done (may have to practice first). If she's not impressed or (gasp!) homophobic - dump her butt.

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Try showing her how the teeth feel using her peepee as an example, she'll probably get the idea after a demonstration. Then it's just practice.

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