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  • Sphereserf3232 : Haven't heard from her in a year tho :marseysad: also isn't the soak in salt vinegar &lime ok?

Drama History: Almost 1 year ago today was the birth of Seasoning Mommy :marseyhmmhips: :seasoningpolicequeen: A retrospective

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mCzzlGcpll0

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712510038655543.webp

Just a little over 1 year ago today, Zoe Barrie aka Seasoning Mommy came into our lives and changed the face of white people food vs black pipo food forever. Since the birth of our savoury saviour, many of us who just assumed that yes... black people are indeed good cooks and know their way around a kitchen have had our eyes opened to the truth!

Here's a short history of this story and what came after:

1. How it all began:

(she deleted the original video :marseycry: but there are some funny Chud comments here)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17125105758475215.webp

2. The aftermath:

"Article" from Buzzfeed

https://www.buzzfeed.com/rossyoder/seasoning-police-viral-tiktok-explained

Kween sneeds:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17125100401575532.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/171251004107414.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17125100412420323.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712510041313882.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17125100413823018.webp

3. Black people wash their chicken... :marseyconfused:

https://tiktok.com/@nytcooking/video/7341491798797258026

https://i.rdrama.net/images/171251003895498.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17125100390583076.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17125100392387872.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17125100394371245.webp

https://tiktok.com/@pilars.place/video/7074569691712228651

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712510039489966.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17125100395946624.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17125100397822154.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17125100400246634.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17125100414707174.webp

4. For funnsies :marseygiggle::

Seasoning Police is now a racial slur:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/11zi19c/new_discourse_seasoning_police_is_a_racial_slur/?sort=controversial

TheRightCantMeme takes the bait:

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/122n327/what/?sort=controversial

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Fr tho, do ppl not wash the goop off the chicken and then pat dry?

I don't think the patting dry works otherwise.


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what kind of chicken are you buying :marseyglancing:

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aldis chicken usually


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this is the country that thought American chicken was too low quality to import :marseynotes2:

edit: oh wait I forgot you're not British, so this is bad American chicken :marseyimpossibru:

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Aldi is for peasants when I go it's only ghetto blacks shopping there no wonder they (you) wash your chicken

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I'm fine with being a peasant if it means I can still buy veggies for less than a dollar.


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I've never encountered "chicken goop" like wtf chicken are you buying bro

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... chicken goop? What is chicken goop?

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there's a small amount of slime on raw chicken.


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you cook it though. theres lots of things wrong with it when its raw...

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Yeah but it's easier to pat dry if you wash it off


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Why pat it dry?

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so spice and salt will stick to it.


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Bad news friend, someone cums on your chicken

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Patting dry is fine. That liquid on it is usually just water or a brine.

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I bbq and always rinse cryovac wrapped meat to get rid of bone fragments and slime before patting dry.

I also like making fun of negros, but I too rinse meat if I think it needs it and I cook a lot.

As for the videos of people washing their chichen with soap...

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It's fine to wash it. You just have to avoid splashing chicken water/slime around the rest of your kitchen.

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