also isn't the soak in salt vinegar &lime ok?
Just a little over 1 year ago today, Zoe Barrie aka Seasoning Mommy came into our lives and changed the face of white people food vs black pipo food forever. Since the birth of our savoury saviour, many of us who just assumed that yes... black people are indeed good cooks and know their way around a kitchen have had our eyes opened to the truth!
Here's a short history of this story and what came after:
1. How it all began:
but there are some funny Chud comments here)
2. The aftermath:
"Article" from Buzzfeed
https://www.buzzfeed.com/rossyoder/seasoning-police-viral-tiktok-explained
Kween sneeds:
3. Black people wash their chicken... 
https://tiktok.com/@nytcooking/video/7341491798797258026
https://tiktok.com/@pilars.place/video/7074569691712228651
4. For funnsies 
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Seasoning Police is now a racial slur:
TheRightCantMeme takes the bait:
https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/122n327/what/?sort=controversial
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Lmfao
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Bubba is white in this interaction
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She's an athlete:
https://arizonawildcats.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/zoe-barrie/10429
She's also Latinx, lmao. Also in the comments they were calling Arabs "ethnic whites", as if every "white" country wasn't an ethnicity in and of itself. I swear goyslop media has made Burgers r-slurred.
Ignorant Pochos that stan r-slur culture are the fricking worst. When my revolution happens and the United States of the Americas is established, they will be sent to work the mines in Chihuahua, so that they can get in touch with their Latwinx roots.
That one chick said she couldn't find good food in Germany, which is bullshit. It's not like a culinary destination, but they have good food and bread.
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I'm so attracted to her in the seasoning police video, but I'm not at all attracted to her in any other video. Do you think I can get my wife to dress up as the seasoning police and pour salt on my peepee?
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Like a chick saltbae?
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God... that would be a dream
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It's funny because Burger zoomoids will always bring up Mexican food as something "wit seazonin"
--In almost every case when a ABUELITA from Mexico and living in Mexico (since chicanocels don't have the ability to say grandma) makes good food, there is absolutely no powdered seasoning involved. You put actual garlic, onion, or whatever in your food. You get whole spices and grind them in a molcajete. You don't buy "Tio Edgar's Latinx Sazoun".
Mexican food has generall a few things like garlic and onion, it isn't oversalted and over-seasoned gringxican shit like hamburger meat with 5 seasoning mixes and Worcestershire sauce, with A1 and Sriracha and Tabasco and Valentina and Hot Cheetos.
At my house, we didn't use bottled salsa (I mean we had some, but it rarely came out for dinner) because my mom (sorry, mi mama) would make fresh salsa with dried or fresh chiles and tomatillo or whatever, or salsa macha.
There's actually a Mexican food page or two and people constantly call out Chicanocels and Seasoning Americans (actually they just call them Gringos, which makes them even more mad because they think Gringo is a "white person" and not a general term for Burger) for talking about powdered seasoning, or how le "California Mexican" is better, or acting like eating Hot Cheetos is culture and shit like that.
!latinx
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I don't even know what you disagree with or misunderstood, so just pretend I posted a meme where you're the soyjack
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How would you explain your insane racebait folder if someone came across it?
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Neighbor look at the link of the image, it is on plebbit, why do tards always assume I always grab everything off my folder, when 95% of all of the shit I post here is directly from leddit
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From your folder of Reddit links
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!downvoters
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Good job bobby, here's a star
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you're fricking bananas if you think I'm reading all that, take my downvote and shut up idiot
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lowest rung in american society can afford to pay someone else to make their food while mexican mujers still spending 5 hours a day chopping tomatoes. sad!
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It appears that (((someone))) convinced you that eating soy-based goyslop for 25 dollars a meal was a (((good thing)))
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I value my time at 20 dollars per hour so it an element in my pricing of the landed cost of a meal per head. Simple things like pasta, tomato sauce, and beef make a hearty meal and are under that limit. I own a pasta press and can make my own, but If I did that I would need to see the benefit (like if I was tryna get laid).
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I'll make my own pasta on the weekends, but during the week I'd rather just make some Barilla and call it a day. Same thing with seasonings. It's not like garlic or onion powder is unhealthy, it's just not as good, but I don't really care after 8-10 hours of pretending to work.
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That's fine, not everyone has time to make everything fresh.
The issue is Internet People pretending like dumping half a pound of Zatarain's or Old Bay on some shitty meat and mixing it with 15 condiments is somehow superior to whatever anyone else eats because "lol wypipo"
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How are you doing your dough? also do you salt your water before you boil the pasta?
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What do you mean? Flour and egg, and right when the water starts to boil lol
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20 dollars an hour? That's not πeven πa living πwage π sweaty.
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I make more than that, but i picked a number and ive stuck to it as a hard and fast rule
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Lmao shut up you pretentious c*nt. "Ooh look at me using a Spanish word for an item to show how authentically Mexican i am. I even say it with a little accent despite speaking normal butt English" just say grinder.
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Um, it is actually a mortar not a grinder. It just happens to be made of basalt instead of metal, marble or wood
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Strange that you were able to say all of that without switching into Spanish for a single word.
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It's a specific thing, cute twink. Seems like we got a lot of Seasoning Americans on rDrama taking offense for their LAWRYS and Uncle Devontrious' GRIDS Sauce.
Eat real food.
PS: You weren't even alive when Reagan was trolling Russkies, zoomoid. You were probably born under Clinton.
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And then i take my huge turgid peepee and shove it in your abuelita's freshly seasoned c*nt. Mmmmm mmmmmm mmmmm.
Ps you write like a buzzfeed article.
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That was my impression of you.
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My impression of you:
I'm just kidding, I'm arguing for fun
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One of the best posts I've read on rdrama King
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Strictly inferior to the Waffle House Valkyrie
Please pin this comment because several wrong people disagree.
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This shit was a YEAR AGO???
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It's hard to believd that I've masturbated while thinking about her 364 times.
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I love her so much
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....and I'll love her some more when you're done.
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She has that casual TND energy.
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SHE IS RETVRNED
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Cant believe you didnt use the marsey of her
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I did it's in the title, my friendo.
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Fr tho, do ppl not wash the goop off the chicken and then pat dry?
I don't think the patting dry works otherwise.
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what kind of chicken are you buying
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aldis chicken usually
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this is the country that thought American chicken was too low quality to import
edit: oh wait I forgot you're not British, so this is bad American chicken
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Aldi is for peasants when I go it's only ghetto blacks shopping there no wonder they (you) wash your chicken
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I'm fine with being a peasant if it means I can still buy veggies for less than a dollar.
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I've never encountered "chicken goop" like wtf chicken are you buying bro
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... chicken goop? What is chicken goop?
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there's a small amount of slime on raw chicken.
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you cook it though. theres lots of things wrong with it when its raw...
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Yeah but it's easier to pat dry if you wash it off
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Why pat it dry?
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so spice and salt will stick to it.
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Bad news friend, someone cums on your chicken
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Patting dry is fine. That liquid on it is usually just water or a brine.
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I bbq and always rinse cryovac wrapped meat to get rid of bone fragments and slime before patting dry.
I also like making fun of negros, but I too rinse meat if I think it needs it and I cook a lot.
As for the videos of people washing their chichen with soap...
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It's fine to wash it. You just have to avoid splashing chicken water/slime around the rest of your kitchen.
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WHY ARE ALL THESE POSTS SO BAD TONIGHT this is awful
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This is the first time I've actually watched the video! She's pretty
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My peepee hole needs
more powder, babe.
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wrong fricking hole
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Snapshots:
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Zoe Barrie:
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https://www.buzzfeed.com/rossyoder/seasoning-police-viral-tiktok-explained:
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https://tiktok.com/@nytcooking/video/7341491798797258026:
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https://tiktok.com/@pilars.place/video/7074569691712228651:
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https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/11zi19c/new_discourse_seasoning_police_is_a_racial_slur/?sort=controversial:
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