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When a full fledged panic attack hits, my muscles seize up and I cannot move, and can barely breathe.

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Paramedics call this the George Floyd position

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idk, i dont remember the nazi's in BB kneeling on walt's neck

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Whats funny is walter white is deliberately portrayed as a meek, pushover of a teacher at the start to illustrate how frustrated he is with his current life. But even at his most pathetic at least he wasnt getting panic attacks because teenage boys were mansplaining basketball

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idk how to teach this!

Followed by

they keep mansplaining!

Yeah i bet i know what its like to be in this class

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idk how to teach this!

Just play the ESPN 30 for 30 documentary catalogue, like darn is it that hard

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I legitimately don’t know shit about sports, but how can a person not have the ability to teach a class on it? The entire class is going to be self selected for kids that love sports, just ask them what sports there are, make a list of that, then make them go research the history of it and famous athletes from those sports and have them present weekly to the class. It would probably be one of the more entertaining classes the little shits would attend. Boom, revolutionary teaching lol

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Its just babysitting at that point

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Always has been.

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LOL, good catch!


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They also used the term mansplaining unironically

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Admits she has no idea wtf the course is even supposed to be, cries like a b-word when someone tries to tell her. Why are they like this?

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It's obviously a throwaway elective class with no standards. She should just ask the kids what they wanna know about and then go home and do some quick research and go from there. Instead she takes no input and goes and finds boring foid shit that SHE wants to talk about and forces them to watch it as a captive audience.

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Its a hoop throw class... so her best idea is some woke garbage about toxic whatever in BBall.

Gee I wonder why the students hate her (presumably large) gut...

Just fricking show the last weeks game ffs. Maybe give them an assignment about any fouls they see and get them arguing with each other that it was totally fair play and shit.

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Tell them the referees are always right to set yourself up as a common enemy and watch the class band together like a basketball version of Stand and Deliver.

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Why are they like this?

Women are directly adapted to act as the nurses and educators of our early childhood, for the simple reason that they themselves are childish, foolish, and short-sighted—in a word, are big children all their lives, something intermediate between the child and the man, who is a man in the strict sense of the word. Consider how a young girl will toy day after day with a child, dance with it and sing to it; and then consider what a man, with the very best intentions in the world, could do in her place.

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These are the people who should have access and input into what your child is learning!

They’re such a beacon of society.

Seriously, I know this girl from high school( and childhood) who went on to teach kids.

She’s over 400 pounds, rips her hair out from stress (like being outside) And has a 30 year old NEET sexy Indian dude living rent free in her home who she cry’s to everyone about.

The other teacher I knew was fricking one of her students and was being blackmailed with a gangbang she was a part of.

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Currycel is a braphog enthusiast

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The things a man will do for reparations.

   

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beacon of society.

You mean bacon

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Epic bacon!? :soyjakfront:

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I am not sure about US but hire in Europe university are pushing students to minor in education since there ain’t enough teachers. They even let you study for free if you decide to minor as teacher.

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There is no shortage of dumb people in the US so we don’t have a teacher shortage.

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Why is a neet living with her?

The other teacher I knew was fricking one of her students and was being blackmailed with a gangbang she was a part of.

ABSOLUTE state of Amer*can w*men

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How is the teacher the victim in that situation lol. If you bang five students you shouldnt feel threatened that people might tell others. Either own it or dont do it

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Giving foids the responsibility of educating the next generation was a mistake

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Why is this "person " allowed near children?

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I've known more coherent downies.

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Those two cats could feed an african village for how fat they are, pets truly mimic their owners.

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How the frick do you hurt your ankle getting ice cream? This isn't the third world.

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This isn't the third world.

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Of course the cats are fat

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That’s a person who wishes they could forever be the best student in class

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you're making it look worse than it is with those link titles

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Blowing things out of proportion is integral to drama, sweaty

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So I'm on my own. The class is huge and predominately boys. And they have been horrible. Insulting, swearing, mocking, mansplaining horrible

Not the heccin mansplainerinos!

Sounds like they were total buttholes but maybe now they realize how over the line they were. Go back in confidently and tell them that they should keep their snarky comments to themselves and treat you respectfully from now on

Yeah that's definitely gonna work

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Hey guys this needs to quit right now or I’ll cry again!

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> comes into a class with some incredibly fаggy documentary

> can't name 5 NBA teams

> suffers poonic attack or something

Did she do all this to crypost on Reddit about it later? How the heck are you supposed to teach anything if you're that soft? Foid teachers back in the ex-USSR hellhole I'm from never took such shit from students lmao

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My memory of school is basically kids probe for weakness and despise the weak, respect the strong, in teachers. Im an r-slur but how chicks evaluate men, but all kids do it. Chick admits she's fricking weak--gonna have a bad time.

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I was r-slur and loved to challenge the teacher nobody dared to challenge. Got me in some serious troubles

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Sigma male

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@carpathianflorist I think I deserve my badge now :marseyspecialpat:

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It is yours king :marseykneel:


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Lmao I remember how we had an awkward 20-something dude (who honesty seemed like a good guy, and I kinda felt bad for him) as a teacher, and some bros in the class decided him being a virgin was a hilarious thought, and constantly tried to subtly remark on it

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Never experienced this, but I didn't go to a poorcel school

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She acts like the kids are demon spawn that hate her guts, yet mentions the "worst of them" went to get the nurse when she had a spaz attack.

Almost like they aren't that bad and she's overreacting

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She should have shown that last dance documentary on the Chicago bulls.

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Solid documentary, highly recommended

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How much do you actually know about the subject matter?

-30 and no answer lmao. Just pure seethe. Public school teachers are severely overpaid

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Public school teachers are severely overpaid

100% they are and they know it. It's why they hate the GED (at last in my country) so fricking much, who's gonna do 4 years of school when you can get the same cert from a single 7 hour exam many sections of which require less than 60% to pass.

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More they're the wrong fricking people altogether. Should be paying more for functional adults with actual degrees, not an of arts in art hoe.

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Teachers are the people who went all the way through K-12 and were too afraid to leave.

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These are the "role models" the system presents to your children

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Yes :gigachad:

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Sounds like she half assed the class and tried to bullshit her way through and got called on it. She wasn't prepared and did nothing to actually learn the subject or gain an appreciation for it. No wonder they relentlessly made fun of her.

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The worst offender left the room and got the school resource officer who got the nurse. She helped me get my medication out of my purse and then I spent an hour in the nurse's office before being sent home. I kinda don't want to go back. The whole experience was humiliating.

you have no reason to be a teacher, enjoy heck you dumb foid

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I like how the kid labeled "worst offender" is the one who realized she was having some kind of episode and went to go get help for her lmao. How absolutely toxic of him!

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I think it's more "The one who see's me for what I really am"

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Do her kitties catsplain at her???

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We need a marseysplaining Marsey

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Well acshually!

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Darn, I didnt find the akshually.

Good idea with the pizza one, too!

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don't understand something

get mad when a bunch of teenagers try to explain it to you

f-f-fricking mansplaining

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The class is huge and predominately boys. And they have been horrible. Insulting, swearing, mocking, mansplaining horrible...

...I tried to prepare them for the documentary by asking their opinions on what happened at a certain basketball game that was recently featured on Netflix. And they upped the ante with "Name 5 NBA teams?"

based, holy shit

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The teacher I took over for was removed in September for reasons we are not allowed to discuss.

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Libertarian flag here

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Everybody knows when you have a sub it's a free for all that class. Imagine making the teacher cry lmao

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Imagine making the teacher cry lmao

Our chemistry teacher left the room crying a few times. my class used to be wild. Darn, those were the times :boomermonster:

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We couldn't do chem (at least not really) because all the filters/seals on the fume hood in my school were worn out and the school never bothered to replace them

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All our chemistry classes were theoretical, literally never sat foot on a lab during HS.

3rd world life

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Name 5 NBA teams?

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two assistant principals will be making visits to my classroom and they wanted me to know it was to check on the kids not me

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Instead I started to seize and couldn't move.

Yeah that's not how panic attacks work lmao. If you actually "start to seize" you're not gonna have any memory of it.

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Yeah I was wondering about that, the way she described it didn't sound very real.

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FROM THE TOP ROPE

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These are the people telling you that WBNA players should get the same salaries as NBA players.

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They're just as talented as the men, when the men were 11 year old boys

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What an incredibly pathetic individual. And she is supposed to teach kids?

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muh panic attacks

muh mansplaining

This is what happens when an average redditor goes into the real world

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Go back in confidently and tell them that they should keep their snarky comments to themselves and treat you respectfully from now on.

What shit advice, if they have acquired any sympathy for her they are 100% losing it after this.

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Redditors think life is a marvel movie

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Foids Teachers when confronting people in their head:

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Foid Teachers at literally all moments irl:

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I tried to prepare them for the documentary by asking their opinions on what happened at a certain basketball game that was recently featured on Netflix. And they upped the ante with "Name 5 NBA teams?" "I've already seen this so it's a waste of time." "What are we doing?" "I don't know what you're talking about (never mind that I already explained what the documentary was about."

Note the woke smugness: I don't need to know even the basics of whatever I'm criticizing.

But [homework] wasn't posting [uploading]. They looked at me like I'm an idiot, which [OP is]. I went to my desk and technology was not working at all.

Halp! Halp! The technology disk drive is not showing on the vision box. It needs a charge on or I don't know! What is wrong with the technology!?!?

But they kept looking at me, thinking I was getting angry, which is what they wanted. Instead I started to seize and couldn't move. Tears streaming down my face. And they're watching.

** ERROR ERROR **

Rebooting brain....

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She needs to quit her job, and then quit life

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Is it normal for public school kids to talk back to the teacher?

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I believe it depends on the diversity of said classroom

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You people here always say this but lets be honest the one constant in all of this is boys will be boys. And boys will be based

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Race of students not mentioned.

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basketball class

its seems quite obvious :interuptedreading:

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I had a majority lady teachers and grew up in scotland. White boys arent as cucked here as in burgerland

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Why didn't she just ask them what the teacher usually did during that class? What an r-slur.

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Great butt find

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This is the funniest fiction I've read since Douglas Adams.


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When we don't pay teachers well, when we don't respect them, when we degrade the profession, we get these disaster human beings as teachers. The best of the best are not teachers. The people being teachers today are like this person. They are losers. They are pathetic.

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What grabs my attention is her description of the behavior of the kids. They never would have got away with this behavior at my high school, back in the day. I’m guessing they don’t have any actual discipline at that school. If that is the case, they reap what they sow, lol. Or maybe it’s an inner-city hellhole. Or both.


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Of course all of their suggestions for lessons are unbearable lefty propaganda. How about you treat it like the blowoff everyone signed up for, put on the bangers of sports movies and have the kids write a short essay about how each movie was received and why.


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What propaganda? Where would they hear it? Because they hear the exact opposite from: every TV station, all of Hollywood, the entire education system from kindergarten to postgraduate, all large political parties in the Western world, every tech platform bar none, and any other established entity. Hearing the truth from shitposters on extremely fringe internet forums, in the face of full-spectrum brainwashing from birth, does in fact make one more of a free thinker.

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Insulting, swearing, mocking, mansplaining horrible.

Students swearing?! 😱

When a full fledged panic attack hits, my muscles seize up and I cannot move, and can barely breathe

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And they upped the ante with "Name 5 NBA teams?" "I've already seen this so it's a waste of time." "What are we doing?"

I love when people say this its such a dumb argument but it makes wokies sneed so much

Finally I just sat and waited for them to bring up the assignment. But it wasn't posting. They looked at me like I'm an idiot, which they were already anyway, but now double. I went to my desk and technology was not working at all.

Lol that takes me back

The worst offender left the room and got the school resource officer who got the nurse.

Sounds like the teacher shat her pants because shes not fit for the job, the students who are just regular people took pity on her because shes r-slurred and got her help, and now the teacher is acting as if these boys were little Hitlers because theyre more real than what she usually experiences. I feel like this is why teachers want to teach woke philosophy in class, because they want to punish or have control over their “bullies”. In this case its even more pathetic because bullies are literal children

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