As most of you will probably know already Astral Codex Ten formerly Slatestarcodex is a blog run by Scott Alexander. The paper of record has called it Silicon Valley's Safe Space. Our partner site theMotte, is a community of connected to it and it's an influential blog.
Today Scott posted a Classified thread, where people could look for job opportunities and advertise their own stuff. I normally don't read the comments, but there was a section called dating that intrigued me. Some readers link to their so called Dating Docs. Think of them as a longer form OkCupid page. They're usually a little cringe, but also endearing and many words have been spilled about them.
But this post is not about them, a certain comment caught my attention.
At first glance this looks a troll post, like why does he want his wife to shave her head?
But after some digging , I'm inclined to believe it's a serious post.
The comment was posted shortly after the blog post was published, the poster provides a long list of math and coding competitions he either one or placed near the top in, and I was able to confirm that someone with the name he provides won them. Actually very impressive.
He also linked to a txt file called Productivity.txt, let's have a gander and answer why he wants his future wife to shave her head.
His main obsession appears to be the elimination of all smells.
He wants to cover most surfaces in his home with aluminium foil and build a house of very specific specifications.
You might have noticed that he always writes 0 instead of zero, but he explains that as well.
There's a lot of general autism, very specific food intake, a particular work out routine.
What appears to be a list of every single thing he owns.
Political opinions
Now let's get to the fun stuff, his love quest. If you read the first screenshot, you will have noticed that he's looking for a special someone.
She not only needs to be successful at math competition, but also shave her head to avoid unnecessary odours.
Must not have ever used hormonal birth control , or soap, never mind all the fun stuff.
He's actively studying how to please his prospective wife.
He brainstormed a pick up line to hit up successful female mathematicians.
But he already has a contingency plan in case no suitable wife can be acquired in time.
Thank you for sticking with for this long, if you wondered what he might look like, he wasn't shy and showed off.
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You've struck gold. This guy's love quest is as spergy as ChrisChan's but he won't be so easily manipulated. He'll maintain his true sperg nature.
As for why he wants a shaved head, he's obviously Iliamaxxing.
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He should pin The Weasel, unironically.
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This makes me feel shame for calling myself an neurodivergent when this prime specimen exists
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post pectoral muscles
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tfw no astralcodexten gf
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Yep that sounds about right
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The worst part is she watches basic white b-word tv shows. I want my autismo gf to watch Kenyan soap operas or something.
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There was one I started watching, but there were only a few episodes on YouTube. Just when I got hooked.
Old Man Redactor made me watch foreign stuff when I was a kid and he said even if you don't care about the story, you can learn so much just by observing what's going on in the background. Tbh it was probably that he was mostly just into French & Japanese 1960s chicks, but who isn't?
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My fetish is for women who aren't on Fetlife. In fact it's probably best to not know what Fetlife is (even if this rules out all my beloved dramafoids).
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You aren't turned on by 5 paragraphs of acronyms and rules on how le sexy times should proceed?
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And Jewish.
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Given how much neurodivergent rationalist males seem to believe they can control and fine tune every parameter of their relationship, idk why rationalist females think they can attract one by advertising their independence. The men this woman wants, want her to have 175 IQ but also to obey their every whim no matter how r-slurred.
All of these freaks would be happiest with an AI robot partner tbh none of them want an actual human with human flaws and separate ideas about how to live. They all think they do but rly it would make them miserable.
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Sperm Donation - NO SUING ME
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I don't know enough about his balls and shaft yet, where's the Blender model that I can 3d print?
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As if anyone would want his
genes lol
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Even his peepee mogs 90% of the people on this site
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if you are an 18-50 year old woman please DM me
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Head shaving optional
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50? Don't you know women can't consent to s*x until they're 55? What kind of libertarian are you?
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Volcel
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If you are a woman please DM me
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If you are, please dm me
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he knows what he wants and he's not afraid to say it
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Where on the spectrum do you think a child created from this hypothetical couple will be on?
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They will know the first 100 digits of pi at birth
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First 100? They'll know the last digit of pi
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Too far, as in nonverbal and genuinely r-slurred
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Thank you, I'm already loving this schizo .txt
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There's a lot of good stuff in it and also in his other txt files. Just too much to add to the main post.
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lmfao
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He's perfect.
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Obligatory invite here
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Our mottecels might actually know how to convince him. They speak autismese.
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Flush immediately after is something I wish more people would do. If they have a bad diet (which nearly everyone in the anglosphere has) it will stink and flushing immediately stops the smell getting out.
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I should get a rowing machine
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This dumbass neighbor doesn't know surrogates need to have a previous pregnancy
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How do you know that? Sus
Trans lives matter
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It's called being educated, hunny
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Also that no surrogate is going to breastfeed the kid for a couple of years, the entire point is to hand it over as soon as possible post-birth because they don't want it, it's not their kid, they are not going to raise it for you, this is strictly a cash-for-renting a womb transaction.
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Least neurodivergent Rationalist.
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I interacted with one of these date me doc foids when I tried to set her up with with my friend. She was pretty normal tbh and kinda cute
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My dateme doc is a selection of screenshots from this account. To date, zero interest.
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a/s/l?
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19/F/Cali obvi
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I've seen more off-putting date me docs catch me in sf ☺️
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The SSC style of neurodivergent is often relatively normal. They're smart enough to know how not to act and look in public. They're just mousey and rarely well dressed.
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What's going on with those pics? It's like each small part of him is from a different handsome man but they've all been crammed together into an asymmetrical Picasso Frankenstein.
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His body is actually hot, face is average but not repulsive, shame how his brain got so scrambled
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How can a foid read that without creaming immediately
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!math
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Ngl those math competition results are some real shit. I took the Putnam as an undergrad and got one single point.
The math is unironically more attractive to me than the abs. It's too bad he's such a fricking sperg in all other respects.
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Isnt it something like 99% of test takers score a zero?
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Doesn't own/use his own domain...
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Would you like to eat beef steak and white rice with me at my home on a pleasant Sunday around noon?
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it's over
Decent physique tho
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18-90, no jews
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That's a rough 25
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Down voted for ugly text that I can't read
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Looks kinda like
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Lifting/exercise is a common mid-life cope for autismos. Unfortunately all that work never turns them into
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Snapshots:
Silicon Valley's Safe Space.:
ghostarchive.org
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Classified thread:
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Some readers:
ghostarchive.org
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their:
ghostarchive.org
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many words:
ghostarchive.org
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a long list:
ghostarchive.org
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Productivity.txt,:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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