5’4 here
Had to ask my girlfriend for a plate from the top of the cabinets the other day
She gave it to me and gave me a kiss
I really am a king
Imagine being the size of a child and being mommy'd in your 20s and being proud of it. 
Love her voice. 5’ 3” here, 5’ 6” aint short
Lmao 5'6" is bottom 10% percentile height for a 25-34 year old male in the US. Someone tell this dude before he overdoses on copium.
Wait. Five six is short? I'm five seven and I'm often taller than the people around me???
This guy too.
Now that’s a man who’s confident in his masculinity! His girlfriend was like “hey, you mind me infantilizing you for an entire song?” and this man played along and was a good sport the whole way through. This is a man who has nothing to prove to you.
I know this phrase is a tad problematic, but goddarn that is some big peepee energy!
No short guys in the video? 10/10 otherwise. This song has a great message.
OF course not she doesn't want to actually talk to them. *shudder* can you imagine?
He is short and you are a Women. Nobody is perfect.
Lol boom.
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That subreddit is annoying as frick, if I could sum it up with one post it would be an obese, chronically ugly man in his mid-30s reacting to an obvious joke video by making a cringey, smug, derivative 80s synthpop comedy song and dance, and everyone in the comments saying things like "omg he's so heckin' talented is he on spotify????"?
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