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I've come to the conclusion that your semen is your soul.
When you're drained of it, your personality shrinks, you have nothing interesting to contribute, you have no passion for anything, you have no direction, you're waiting for days to pass.
When you're full of it, you're creative, interesting, excited, witty, and ready to conquer the world.
It is obvious to me now that we are bodies with souls trapped inside. Our semen is the life of that soul. When we procreate, we pass part of our soul on into the future. When we retain, the strength of our soul grows.
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Is this guy basically saying his only personality trait is being horny and the only thing he contributes to the world is jizz?
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Ok, hear me out, Being horny is a major driving factor to !fellas. You take away the horny and he's no where near as driven, as motivated.
It's why you never suck you husband peepee before he's done the chores
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It's alright jimie I'm also a spousecel
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WAGMI
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It's ok bb u will make a good beard one day
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I pay the bills, my peepee is getting sucked anyway.
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That depends on if you fixed the AC now doesn't it
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We have an HVAC system. The house is actually both insulated and shaded enough that even on 90+ days it feels like 76 inside without the AC on.
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his neighbor still has to ask his wife to suck his peepee.
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I never said anything about asking.
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Hunny, I've been a good girl today, can I suck your peepee now?"
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#marseyxd: this is my new fap material
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Dum dum
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I don't think the wage gap and etc exists because women are oppressed nor because they're inferior but because they just don't experience this all consuming drive
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Some r-slur was saying that here a few months back:
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What's the point of building the gooncave if there is no gooning to be done?
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Coomer magic system
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Finally a magic system which is both hard and soft
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You're a woman, you don't get it
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I really don't. I knew moids fell asleep after they came but I didn't know they creamed out their souls at the same time.
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how do u feel now that u know that you've drained (presumably) several men of their souls??
do you feel accomplished??
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Yeah, and? Same goes for every scrote out there.
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you are only mad because he is keeping all his c*m to himself
and not depositing inside 
of you 
FURRY RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
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We must study his c*m for the good of all mankind.
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How do they explain that a lot of the most successful men are absolute s*x fiends?
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Really makes u think
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Indeed
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Category error: (A ⊂ B) ⊭ (B ⊂ A)
Pls take a set theory class to avoid showing your butt like this again.
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Python isn't nerd shit. It's basically baby's first programming language. It's like saying star wars is "nerdy"
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Divorced guy fricking young women is the stage after successful man.
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They're injectin their soul into willing moids/f*ids and creating a golem army
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Curious, but I feel way different after having s*x than after cooming tbf.
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When you frick, you intermingle yang for yin energy. When you coom, you just dump your energy into a tissue.
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I swear your body can tell the difference
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Because after u jack off u feel like a loser and after getting laid u feel cooler
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No like my loads are way bigger and i dont have a refractory period actually having s*x whereas my body seems to know Im definitely not impregnating anything just jerking it
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skill issue tbqh
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Well "your body" is doing the deed, of course it can tell there's a difference
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theres different hormones and shit that get released during actual s*x that doesn't happen when you jerk off. oxytocin or whatever
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They are obviously suffering from an overabundance of soul
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full balls is what drives humanity towards greatness
Furry rights are human rights
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Masturbating is losing your soul but s*x is like, something about mixing life and energy or something I don't care enough to finish this thought
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They can't and they won't. They're dysgenic untermensch who think that if they just don't touch their peepee and they clean their room, somehow, they'll overcome the limitations of their genes and become men. They're coping.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/Semenretention/comments/qap11a/judging_others_is_useless_the_story_of_alexander/?sort=controversial
Virgin semenretentor
vs
Chad public cranker
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/r/semenretention is a prime example of a toaster fricker community
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U just exposed your alt
@Impassionata
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huanjing_bunao
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It really is I honestly never made that connection
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Do you want to be weird about my c*m
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So if i c*m in a jar and save it I can store my soul away from my body? Sweet.
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Ah yes, the whore cucks
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Homoncumlus (I can't find the cumjar marsey)
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Its literally "marseycumjar1" to 3
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You have to type the entire thing, typing c*m doesn't work, typing jar doesn't work, typing cumjar doesn't work either.
Someone fix this shit right now
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Its intentional for the more... erotic
marseys to keep a nsfw stuff better seperated. And it allows real to recognize real 
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there should be a setting on your account for whether or not NSFW marseys are included in the search results
but I think ultimately aevann doesn't wanna do that because he seems to want to phase out the lewd marseys. IIRC there's some rule against new marseys being lewd? Or maybe that was carp throwing a fit I really can't remember.
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this setting does this
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oh thanks bb I didn't realize it was tied to that setting
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Hey
you wouldn't happen to know where the list of NSFW marseys in the code is would you
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aren't the marseys databased these days?
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No it's just jannies being a bunch of frickin BIPOCs again since
only makes your comment auto-nsfw
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"instead of 'c*m jar', refer to it as a 'phylactery'"
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These people are highly regarded. But I think there's a grain of truth to the idea that a riled up moid has more creative and destructive energy, and releasing the energy without actual accomplishment can create problems. Cooming is a faux accomplishment signal, your body thinks you're creating a baby or feeding a loving relationship.
Think of arousal and desire (in the general sense, not just sexual) as a desirable state, then think carefully about what you will will do in the state before releasing them. Immediately pacifying yourself with cooming, unhealthy food, media, etc prevents arousal from serving its purpose of driving you forward. It's not just s*x, you can use the energy for building things, creating art, self improvement, etc.
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they did some study with rats. they took a male rat and paired him up with a single foid rat. hed frick her, take a week off, frick her again, take a week off, and so on. Then they started introducing new rat foids into the mix, and the moid rat would keep fricking as long as there were new foid rats being introduced. The moid rat never took a break to allow his hormones to regulate and became lethargic and anxious because of it. When you coom, your brain is flooded with hormones and you gotta give it some time to normalize
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His account is filled with r*pekink(
) and mom daughter titties(
). This neighbor isn't retaining anything. Just another sexual bulimic going through the purge part of his cycle.
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Stealing this
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You laugh but this is legitimately ancient daoist philosophy.
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Why do you read this shit
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I honest to god just subscribe to a ton of dramatic subreddits
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My last unbanned account is naturally procured to be about drug relapses, Uber eats, DoorDash, probation, Walmart, dollar tree, dollar general and family dollar subs and boomer hate subs to curate wagie seethe
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Not soul. Cumming depletes Jing which slows down the jing-chi-shen process.
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Did you get internet priviliges at the P-unit?
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I actually did
but I had to use lazarusfrozdn bc this acct has 2FA
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This is what the Taoists unironically believe
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Dude discovered you get tired after cumming at a certain age.
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Is this why I get the urge to eat my c*m after masturbating?
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Retain gains
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this type of belief system really does kill the foid, you are right to be afraid.
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Hey mods,
You may have noticed that we have blocked the rdrama.net domain. It's pretty clear that this domain is being used to circumvent the sanctions we have placed on this community, namely disallowing both username pings and subreddit mentions due to the culture of harassment that pervades this subreddit.
These sanctions are not a joke, and they are incredibly serious. Your users, and by extension your modteam, are continually engaged in bad faith activity and harassment. This is something we have spoken to you about before many times, and /r/Drama has been given a lot more chances than many other subreddits. However, it seems to be becoming quite clear that no one here intends on following sitewide rules or doing anything to understand and combat the harassment that continues here regularly.
For now, all we have done is blocked the rdrama.net domain. The next time another mod takes steps to try and circumvent the sanctions we've placed, or does anything to continue the culture of harassment in this subreddit, we will begin removing moderators. We'll start with mods who have taken the actions, but we will also remove anyone else who seems culpable.
Snapshots:
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Semen is the fluid of life and has been fabled in lore by such civilizationsv like the sumerians for its majesty. Name one foid excretion that is held anywhere near to the level of reverence.
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I don't get semen retention. Isn't the point of nofap to get yourself together enough to get laid?
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Stop trying to steal my essential fluids!
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isn't it actually full of vitamins and valuable nutrients and shit though? I'm pretty sure cooming impedes brain development. Tradcaths
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My c*m is my tulpa.
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Frozen, I need to choose between 2 (two) foids. Both are pretty and fun. Help what should I do?? I thought this would be fun but it feels pretty shitty actually
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