The 2nd Stage of Colonization of r/Grimdank is underway - behold ye cucks :soywarhammer: :soywarhammer: :soywarhammer:

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There have been gradually more and more SRDine :marseycanned: :marseycanned: type posts on /r/Grimdank, with less memes and more shitlib gloating and preaching to their choir


LGBT trying not to use Slaanesh :marseyslaanesh: :marseyslaanesh: :marseyslaanesh: as proof of historic representation, a literal space-heck demonic manifestation of excess, degeneration and depravity.

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"Yes but the imperium is EEEEVIL tooooooo" :soywarhammer:

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Even other moderate liberals find this rapid hyper turbospeed charged circlejerk to be exhausting

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OP is an especially cringe example of a turbo redditor


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NOW FOR SECTION OF SHAME AND DOWNVOTES:

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"Not really a good thing that the people who care about the lore are leaving. It only means that such consoomer attitudes will remain and GW is rife with them enough as it is"

"people who realy care about the lore dont complaing about such minor change" :smugtranstwitter: :smugtranstwitter: :smugtranstwitter:

"People who really care about the lore will complain about every single minor change. Its a hobby that rewards those who value attention to detail." :soywarhammer:

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Incel gets downvoted :marseydownvotemad: :marseydownvotemad: :marseydownvotemad: :stoningdownvotes: :stoningdownvotes: :stoningdownvotes:

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"There is gonna be nothing fun left in this world is there" :marseybeanpensive:

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"You are unhinged and evil"

"YOU ARE A LITERAL FASCIST"

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"That's the price for my labor. It's so high because you're asking in bad faith." :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: Actually funny leftoid


Anyways 1/3 posts on the front page is basically wokes gloating

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Gatekeeping is an important and necessary process to ensure your favourite hobby isn't ruined by riffraff.

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They're like "oh but if you gatekeep there won't be more people in the hobby" as though

A) We want those kinds of people to begin with

B) GW aren't already running into bottlenecks with production so adding more people will only strain it further

C) Gatekeeping isn't a deontological moral good

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Can't gatekeep what's trojan horsed in

Who knew so many "women" were into stalhelms, trench warfare, jackboots and artillery

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Trojan Horse implies intentional deceit. Everyone changes, it's just hard to call how exactly you will change.

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>intentional deceit

don't worry, we can always tell :marseychaser:

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True, 5th columnist is a better descriptor. Willing traitor pinko degens that should have been bullied and ostracized harder either way. :marseyseethe:

Might makes right, and the :marseytrain2:s, strags, and commies seem to have the upper hand in this small sideshow :marseynouautism: of cultural politics. :marseyshrug:

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You can't gatekeep on reddit because telling :!marseytrain:s to kill themselves will get you jannied and you can't gatekeep the gigacorp that runs 1/10 of the world economy

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Is telling :!marseytrain:s to kill themselves gatekeeping? I thought that was more like a nervous tic for you.

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It can be both

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I want to remind you, that this shit is all because of foids. Once again ruining everything.

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Games Workshop has been taking stabs at the franchise for a while now. Introduction of the super super soldiers. fricking Cadia , Chaos just being fricking all ways possible. Chaos lore wise make no sense and them being existential threat makes no sense. They could have just looked warhammer fantasy and the issue of chaos.

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Whole chaos issue would be solved if they didn't insist on one super bad guy running things.

Even fantasy fell for same trap. But had good idea in there. Everchosen being rotational title. Warmaster title should go around. If they had ran black crusader campaing. Where Abaddon fails and die. Then you can bring someone else in. Huron Blackheart could become warmaster and run whole space piracy operation against empire until getting beaten at gates of earth. Maybe he loses becouse Erebus who is in charge of black legion now stabs him in back. Then Erebus becomes warmaster.

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Other issue with Chaos is the motivation. Chaos has no reason ever to work together and instead should be contained in the the warp mostly. Chaos space marines should just be elite veteran squad of soldiers from 30k. Like they have several existential threats already and Chaos lore wise is a poor existential threat. Abaddon could have his crusades it should be more akin to peoples crusades than a massive chaos league. The remaining traitor legions should be fighting for their existence from Imperium and other Chaos entities

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Well yeah. They should have embraced lost and dammend long time ago.

Easiest book or tv show would be rebelion in imperial world. Where you show rulers of that planet politically and economically corrupt and Decadent. But as good imperial subjects.

Rebels are normal people who rise up. But becouse they face imperial forces. They are out matched. Slowly chaos agitators make their way in into rebelion. With aid from chaos. Rebelion manages to turn the tide. But in turn they become more and more corrupt.

Final of story is siege of capital. Just before great victory. Space marines arive and mow down rebelion.

Lost and dammed would also easiest job to write or make toys for. From peoples armies, pirate forces to weird mono god forces. Like sentinent zombies.

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Youre just describing Legion, an interesting book that literally drops off a cliff in the last third.

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It's not though. The only foids that would play toy soldiers to begin with weren't playing custodes and GW knows this. This is a male feminist problem.

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ADB has hilariously obvious issues with foids and Im surprised this doesnt come up more often.

Every single book ADB has ever written has multiple paragraph long segments of random women getting brutally mutilated in excessive detail.

Every woman character ADB has ever described and written has been torture porn hyperbolic to the point of being default non-canon, and nobody ever thinks to bring this up.

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Yeah, biofoids always like either Orks or Tyranids, and neofoids only like Tau.

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Gotta appeal to the meme s*x that loves spending money.

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>Trans Slaaneshi here: what's the point in changing constantly for the sake of change? I always knew who I wanted to be, and aspired for that perfection. Why be ephemeral, constantly shifting and never defined when you could be perfect; when you could be exactly what you always wanted. When you could have masses adoring you at your feet, entire societies submitting to your will.

>Sure, Tzeentch is nice but would you really rather spend your time in a dusty old library instead of being worshipped by an entire planet as the avatar of perfection you truly are? A state of pure bliss that you can only achieve if you let Her in. Slaanesh loves you and wants you to not only be comfortable, but luxuriate in yourself. Let Her in.

Warhammer fans are a special breed of :#marseygigaretard:

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I will die on this hill but nurgle is the best chaos god. He loves me.

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:marseytzeentch: is the most dramapilled.

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Our chaos god SsethTzeentach backs the biggest r-slurs in the Galaxy!

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Please step into the black ship for some questions while we virus bomb your planet from orbit.

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He is the god of rebirth so his minions can die over and over. So i guess thats caring.

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>the bible uses pronouns like they/them LOOK

>referencing satan and demonic forces

Wow what a point in LGBTs favor

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allow women into hobby

they bring in trains along with them

women and trains completely ruin the hobby

men sneed at their own frick up

trains start assassinating women

women sneed at their own frick up

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At this point I am being baited by nomodel chuds. The ratio of normal moids in the hobby to longhaired horny greasy autists, who needed a little push to :marseytrain2: out, to foids is 49:50:1.

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The ratio of normal people to weird autists in my group is 9:2. Though i have seen a :marseytrain2: at a local event which is more than i've seen anywhere else.

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nomodel chuds

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Post your Games Workshopβ„’ miniatures.

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Excuse you, i have high quality forgeworld models like a real racist

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Tfw recastlet

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I work with engineers and ironically all the people who play warhammer are married. I would say warhammer fans are a step above anime fans in terms of normalcy… which is admittedly low

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You can make W40K look cool to a normie but jap cartoons are freak shit for the world's most socially disabled people

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normal moids

Oh sweaty, we need to have a talk.

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Warhammer is for the worst kind of sweaty unwashed nerds, no surprise it's full of trains.

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It's funny watching redditors constantly sperg out at imperium fans because they're supposedly a parody of fascism, but their anti-chud paranoia would make inquisitors question themselves

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Redditors have zero self awareness.

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Necormunda continues to be the most kino model line :marseyantiwork: Why couldn't they just copy the Squats from the Necromunda for 40k :marseygiveup:

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That new squat vehicle looks so cool too, it's everything the admech should've been

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It's insane to see the difference in the Necromunda Squats vs. Votann.

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Leagues of Votann (rebooted 40k Squats)

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I fail to see how women getting killed in brutal and gruesome ways would be a bad thing

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It is now CANON that Chaos Space Marines gangbanged female custodes in the Siege of Terra. That's why we're only now seeing them. It took a lot of therapy you see. !nooticers

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Kinky

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best I can do is mary sue fanfic about how they're :marseyakshually: the bestest custodes and better than the dumb men

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The tourist sweep of 40k happened ages ago, take note of all the "safe-horny" posters and "females" asking for this shit for years.

"Huh, now all the chuds can gtfo" - person that got into 40k after seeing :marseytrain2:toks about female space marines

It's over, pack it up goys, chuds lose.

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These people dont even play games. The game is also pretty trash rules wise as well

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Oldhammer and Midhammer are for real men (this goes for WHFB too)

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I'm going to laugh so fricking hard if it turns out the inevitable "female space marines have existed since the beginning of the Astartes Project" is because Cavill wanted them in the Netflix show.

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>be me

>chud nerd cavill

>knock up some bimbo

>now im woke

Kitty is curse on mankind.

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Are you kidding? Cavill got chased out of The Witcher by being too :marseyautism: about matching the established lore 100%, there's no way he wants female space marines.

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It's literally ADB's pet project. He wants to put more women in the setting so he can jerk off to guro.

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:marseyxd: The Slaanesh cope is so funy

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None of these strags are going to swap rulesets/games or stop playing anyway, there's no point in engaging with either side. They'll piss and cry before eating their slop.

edit: good post tho, it is drama after all

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I just wanted more Sisters of Silence.

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More subfactions and army lists, more!

If you want to play metalic painted BS3, T3, SV3 then play SoB Argent Shroud.

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They pushed the suspension of disbelief too hard, even for a fantasy/sci-fi setting like 40k. The name just didn't make sense. Everyone knows women can't be quiet :boomermonster:

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The emperor be like "ok FINE you can have women around me but they have to swear a literal vow of silence to uhhhhh show their dedication to their order yeah that's believable"

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Literally just play sisters of battle theyre literally the same thing holy cow

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This retcon wouldnt be so bad if they didnt do the whole "they were here all along" thing. Thats just lazy and r-slurred. Just have fem custodes be a new thing made by Belisarius Cawl.

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as the starcraft battlecruiser would say: Abandon Ship :#marseybackingintobush:

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Everyone is evil, there is no "good." Thats the entire point

Communists identifying with Eldrich evils and literal bugs again

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Everyone is some flavour of evil, so it's fine to disregard humans being a bit shit to each other and instead promote the personifications of murderrape, ultraviolence, turbo-AIDS, and backstabbing

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>My political ideology really vibes with this god of eternal excess and torment. Maybe the regular humans are the real enemy.

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Good. I hope they leave too. Hopefully they find new and cool stuff instead of played out franchises that are nearly 50 years old.

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