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Friday night drunk thread

No reason to get drunk tonight. Just came home from errands and my inner alcoholic mindset just said frick it let's drink a fifth of Grey Goose. Anyways, it's a Friday night and still early so I'll likely just end up at a gay bar. Can't wait for sobered up me tod deal with the consequences.

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You are now bloating due to binge drinking. Your ankles are increasing in diameter. Bags are forming under your eyes. Your nose and cheeks are swelling. Every twink at the local Manhole is cringing away from you in disgust. Your breath smells. Your body stinks. Your gut is pouring over the edge of your elastic waistband. Your pudge is bulging out from between the buttons on your shirt. Your neck is visibly sweating. You can no longer fit a ring on any of your sausage fingers. Here is the wall->|| . Here is you in your ignorance -> https://i.rdrama.net/images/17135879191495697.webp .

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Mild bloat but no other physically identifiable signs of alcoholism that you listed. I just pass that off as outstretched abdomen pics that still get me laid :marseyshrug:

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First a fake doctor, now a fake alcoholic? https://media.giphy.com/media/1zSz5MVw4zKg0/giphy.webp

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Maintain basic physical health when you're sober and you get a pass physically. No jaundice, nails intact, and give a bullshit reasons gives no signs of concern. I literally hid any form of radiation for a decade from family, hiding alcoholism is far too easy.

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I CUT MY FRICKING BUTTHOLE OPEN SHAVING IT BECAUSE I WANTED A NICE, PRETTY, PRESENTABLE HOLE. I'M NOT TALKING LIKE A LITTLE BABY PAPERCUT BUT LIKE, DEEP, HEMORRHAGING SQUIRTING GASH AND NOW 10 HOURS LATER I AM LAYING IN BED WITH THE MOST UNIMAGINABLE THROBBING PAIN YOU CAN IMAGINE EMANATING FROM MY BOYPUCCI LIPS EVERY TIME I GIVE IT A LIL SQUEEZE BUT I NEED TO TAKE A MEGA SHIT NOW AND THIS IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN CHILDBIRTH HELP ME PLEASE

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