Goodbye
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- SnappyIsMyWaifu : doitfgt
- JimieWhales : Carp burns an alt.
- 911roofer : Threatening self-harm
- trainspotting :
- Corp : literal ploy to get Carp back
- ShriekingGeek :
- TheOverSeether : Carp leaves, so his silly alts also leave.
- Solzhenitsyn : oh no who will stock shelves now
- Healthy : Google "The Coleman Report"
- X : @healthy
- Tip_Your_Lanky_Kong : pls ban if fake
- boogiecat :
I have decided to rope
- 240
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So she's single?
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Dont know dont care. Im not gonna live in a state i know nobody in.
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Join army. Just in time for annual deployment for middle east
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Pizza is like 35 so I do not even know if he can join anymore lol.
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40 limit
Edit actually it might be higher now
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Darn maybe he should join. Tho being 35 and being around a bunch of 18 year old zoomers in the barracks would probably force me to rope too lol.
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Yes and half of them will be furries. More if you join the Marines
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is such a good image here, its like an "i'm informing you of this information that every toddler I know already knows"
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Also Marines eat crayons
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Marsey is just hungry
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Pizza is honorary zoomer. He would fit right on
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Darn, he is 35? I thought he is in his early 20s at most.
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My Pizzeria, My Pizzagate, My Volksstrum
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Dude. Its 2024. Air force for example
Navy is also 41.
Coast guards are also 41.
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Wait, so actually no minimum BMI?
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I'd assume this is one of the rare cases where the landwhale cope of "b-but bodybuilders are fat under BMI due to muscle!!11" thinking actually applies. Occasionally there's likely some pretty fit guys with a lot of bodyfat trying to join the military where you'd need to make an exception to that strict BMI limit - think strongmen body types. Why exclude them when all you need is a bit of dieting to get them ready vs only accepting a 18 BMI skinnyfat twink with 0 training right? Also there's probably a recruiting problem with zoomers lol.
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If it's a 50 year old man that can to one arm pulls ups and fingers push ups would he be able to join army ?
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If he is in good shape and health he can even at 50
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Pizza's 35? I dunno whether to laugh or cry or
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Go hang out with the junkies and snort some salt!
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Wow, that's colder than getting evicted by an r-slured mother sick of freeloaders
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Darn bro. I'm actually feeling for my boy right now.
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That sounds like heaven I fricking hate people I know.
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