I'll start...
Night One: Abortion and Women's Rights
Key speakers include women activists from across the country fighting for reproductive health as well as victims that have been impacted by the loss of Roe v Wade
Keynote: Hilary Clinton Gretchen Whitmer
Night Two: Patriots (and Republicans) for Biden
Key speakers include conservative leaders, Constitutional scholars, military leaders, and former trump officials.
Keynote: Mitt Romney explaining that inflation is temporary, dictators are permanent. [Special appearance by Barack Obama who greets Romney as he leaves the stage]
Night Three: A tribute to Bernie (and economic progressivism)
Key speakers include AOC, Robert Reich, Union leaders, laborers, and individuals who received student debt relief. Possible cameo by Mark Cuban to point millionaires are also doing just fine.
Keynote: Bernie Sanders
Night Four: Where We've Been, Where We're Going
Key speakers: Members of the Kennedy family, Bill Clinton, Kamala Harris, Barack Obama Focus on Democratic party legacy, Coronavirus recovery, democracy and the rule of law.
Keynote/Nominee: Joe Biden
I can't stop laughing at how r-slurred this post is. Hilary as a keynote speaker. Bragging about inflation. An entire night dedicated to a tribute to Bernie. AOC as a keynote speaker. Mark Cuban to vouch for millionaires. And it has upvotes lmao.
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All four nights dedicated to gay s*x
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that's included in the tribute to bernie
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Imagine gay s*x with bernie while he's trying to give the keynote address and you're just pounding his geriatric pelvis into dust
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Cumtown bit
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That'd be way less gay than what they actually wrote.
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A tribute to Bernie
!chuds !alligatorfrickhouse
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*blocks your path*
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Chastened Bernie in this picture gets me every time. The personification of the "a black woman is speaking, listen and learn" meme.
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Oh lord
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If they put it like, "More abortions today means less criminals tomorrow," then maybe they would get some law abiding citizen enjoyers on board
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The abortion one is actually the one I agree with. It's a losing topic for Republicans, it caters strictly to the conservative voters who would already vote conservative.
The child prodigy night is braindead though
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it depends on how extreme
the bans are. i don't think 
12-15 week bans hurt them that much.
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They don't care, because to them it's murder. "You'd get more votes if you compromised and said a little murder is ok" isn't convincing.
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That's respectable but part of being a politician is lying so you can get in office and implement your morals
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What right beyond abortion/birth control do they think is in jeapoardy for womxn?
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Certainly not males in their spaces
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The problem is that there are no other rights in jeopardy for foids
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Post this prompt on patriots.win
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I get kid rock and that midget
to bring a bunch of Texan whores to show dems what a good time is
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It's amazing how far out of touch Democrats and their believers are with reality.
Another reason they're going to lose.
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Think aella's birthday party but for 4 days and no women.
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Misappropriate the funds for hookers and blow and let some intern organise it
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It's crazy how disconnected rank-and-file young democrats are from the nexus of power in their own party.
No one cares about the figureheads; if you're a convention attendee, you're one of the thousands of bottomfeeders trying to get a staffer job or trying to establish a relationship between your special interest and a key committee member.
Your keynote is a young and non-controversial βrising starβ and the rest of your time should be spent trying to lift up the committee members whose allegiance you can ostensibly sell to the highest donor.
Everything else is a facade; no one is going to these things to be politically-inspired. Young democrats are a dime a dozen and either service as eye candy or, if a conference organizer is smart, they're positioned as nostalgia-bait so they have higher chances of success finding those entry-level staffing positions.
This is ESPECIALLY true in an uncontested convention like this one, where there are no warring factions to placate except the grouping of attendees who would love to try and leverage the IP protesters outside.
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Hmm no BLM night?
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i would play this on repeat
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Day 1: release the wolves
Day 2: survivors' brunch
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Okay, so I don't really know what this whole convention is about, but the President must have given me this special responsibility for a reason, so I would just try and make sure everyone has fun and has a good time. There would be stalls where you could buy a Biden ice cream cone or a "ridin with Biden" model racecar. There'd be a big Trump pinata and you could hit it with a stick and eventually his tax returns would fall out. I would let big titty onlyfans models in for free as long as they cosplay as Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi. And John Oliver would be my main speaker guy.
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It has upvotes because the subreddit (like all political subreddits) has been dominated by bots and shills for years now.
I honestly don't understand how anyone can still be genuinely ignorant as to the propagandized nature of the site in its current state. It's like watching MSNBC and having the naivety to say "I can't believe it, I think they just told a lie!"
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I say we go with it
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Huh, maybe we should just spend that DNC money on building a Sphinx, Snappy
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