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You're called upon to plan the 2024 Democratic National Convention. What does your four nights look like?

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I'll start...

Night One: Abortion and Women's Rights

Key speakers include women activists from across the country fighting for reproductive health as well as victims that have been impacted by the loss of Roe v Wade

Keynote: Hilary Clinton Gretchen Whitmer

Night Two: Patriots (and Republicans) for Biden

Key speakers include conservative leaders, Constitutional scholars, military leaders, and former trump officials.

Keynote: Mitt Romney explaining that inflation is temporary, dictators are permanent. [Special appearance by Barack Obama who greets Romney as he leaves the stage]

Night Three: A tribute to Bernie (and economic progressivism)

Key speakers include AOC, Robert Reich, Union leaders, laborers, and individuals who received student debt relief. Possible cameo by Mark Cuban to point millionaires are also doing just fine.

Keynote: Bernie Sanders

Night Four: Where We've Been, Where We're Going

Key speakers: Members of the Kennedy family, Bill Clinton, Kamala Harris, Barack Obama Focus on Democratic party legacy, Coronavirus recovery, democracy and the rule of law.

Keynote/Nominee: Joe Biden

I can't stop laughing at how r-slurred this post is. Hilary as a keynote speaker. Bragging about inflation. An entire night dedicated to a tribute to Bernie. AOC as a keynote speaker. Mark Cuban to vouch for millionaires. And it has upvotes lmao.

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All four nights dedicated to gay s*x

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that's included in the tribute to bernie

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Imagine gay s*x with bernie while he's trying to give the keynote address and you're just pounding his geriatric pelvis into dust

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Cumtown bit

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17143427720153196.webp

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That'd be way less gay than what they actually wrote.

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