Happy Gilmore 2 Script Leaked "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast?"
"You eat pieces of shit?"
"Yeah, I eat turds, why you got some?"
"Of course. Come over here and get some of my poop all in that pretty little mouth of yours."
*poop noises* "Mmmm thank you Trump"
"No problem Biden. Let's put this fued behind us"
"What fued?" (actually forgets what's going on)
"Oh Biden" *shakes his finger in a knowing but loving way*
*The fat man and r-slur hug then kiss passionately and then the fat man pumps his hand over his head like Bender in the end of The Breakfast Club.*
Applause erupts from the onlookers. A trans black girl is seen in the crowd clapping. Inspired by this moment, she later becomes president of the Earth, now referred to as Palestine. Jews silently seethe, angry that their plan for dividing western civilization has failed. Shortly thereafter Israel is wiped off the planet and the Jews are hunted for sport until extinction.
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I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme trains owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to shit up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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