Her favorite anime is about sweaty teenage boys who play with their balls together and her second favorite is about a love story between a blonde American boy and a black haired japanese boy. What do you think?
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This just isn't interesting. Nobody cares about this Japanese shit, it's not niche enough to be interesting or funny, it's just bland. Here's some tips on a new strategy if you want to continue the having a girlfriend larp:
Make her fat. Not too fat, but she's been stress-eating during COVID because she's either a nurse or a teacher and you've started to notice her clothes don't fit, she's starting to smell and have bad skin etc.
You've always preferred slim women and she used to be fit and healthy in 2019 prior to COVID.
Maybe her favourite s*x position is her on top and it's becoming painful for you due to weight, or perhaps her personal hygiene is so bad that there's a stench in her fanny that's so strong that when you penetrate her, it makes you retch.
You can't talk to her about it without triggering a tantrum and some binge eating, so the dilemma is how do you get her to do slim down, or do you just leave the relationship?
Post about it on Reddit instead of here, and it causes any seethe post that here.
Looking forward to you going away until you've got some new material.
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But my girlfriend isn't fat, she's actually a little underweight. But she likes being on top.
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He's trying to help you before Carp is forced to ban you on sight. Go make Reddittors seethe with your happy relationship and redeem yourself to rDrama.
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