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You'll need that money:) since you'll be alone for a decade or two being cared for by people who hate you.ย (-2)
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There are so many shitty dogs out there. I don't believe people like you are holding on to this belief without any hint of misanthropy. I'm sad for whatever experiences you had that make you believe this, but happy for you to have found some solace in your pets. Still, I strongly disagree. Dogs can be awesome and people can be awful, but dogs don't even come close to being as great as people can be. (-3)
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There are so many shitty dogs out there. I don't believe people like you are holding on to this belief without any hint of misanthropy. I'm sad for whatever experiences you had that make you believe this, but happy for you to have found some solace in your pets. Still, I strongly disagree. Dogs can be awesome and people can be awful, but dogs don't even come close to being as great as people can be. (-3)
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I actually know a couple people who made instagram account for their pets
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i'm gonna make an rdrama account for my cat
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Report them for being under
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They're closer to their 40's than to their 14's by now
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The PETS are 40? Tortoise?
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Oh I thought you meant the owners
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Oh.
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Don't worry, it was a good joke I just didn't get it at first
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That might not be as stupid as you think. I know someone who makes enough money off of their pet's account they don't have to work and can just travel the world while posting videos about their pet.
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People did that on Facebook back in the day too
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It always be golden
doodle 
or pibble 
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If they make money, das gute. If not, theyre big fat losers
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Was working in a chilfree house where all the pictures that might normally be filled with pictures of children, graduation, etc were all just pictures of cats and storebought slogans about cats being equivalent to people. Live your life ig but it made me kinda sad
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lol
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Social parasitism, when a species coopts another's maternal instincs to care for them and treat them like their own children.
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I see what youre sayin- im readin in between the lines. Adopted kids have got to go
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Is that what the bear hypothetical about? Foids want to raise a bear of their own?
Then let the bear chew on their face, completing the circle of loife.
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I pride myself in being able to sniff out a scam from a mile away and that's always been my natural instinct towards childfree people: one big scam/cope. It's a big lie they tell themselves to cope with being kissless turbo virgins. "Uh, uh, I don't have kids by my own choice...yeah that's it. It's not because I'm an unfrickable uggo."
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all Xfree people are pure
. People who don't have children/dogs/cars/whatever and are actually happy with that don't make it part of their identity.
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Every time I see a profile that says "dog dad" I throw up in my mouth a little
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So true. At least the dog moms get something out of the relationship.
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Take the reverse dogpill
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I used to laugh at people like this because it's so obviously wrong that caring for a dog is anything like caring for a child. But the amount of joy and fulfillment I get from taking care of my child is so much more than what I get from caring from my dog (who is awesome and I love!) that I now just feel deeply sad that for whatever reason they aren't having the baby experience.
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It's called being mixed race.
This post rests on native land.
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right now /r/DogFree is full of /r/ChildFree users absolutely pissed that other childfree lifestyle promoters have "shitbeasts" in their homes
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Shitbeasts lmao
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I honestly respect the Childfreemyneighbors who are self-aware that their disdain toward having kids comes from an aversion toward responsibility, accountability, or general inconvenience toward their bachelor(ette) lifestyle. It's the Childfreemyneighbors who think they're enlightened natalists that are annoying. A natalist is literally the most dysgenic thing a person can be. Even the average gay guy still wants other people to still have kids.
He can't groom new recruits otherwise.
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chad "i just want to get drunk and party every weekend" vs virgin "i think having more kids is bad for the environment"
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I use the later statement to rationalize the former when talking about my lifestyle to responsabilitycels
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I'm not having kids bc my genes are r-slurred (I'm proof of this)
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Raise a kid and turn him into the next Chris-Chan.
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Have kids so future dramatards get content to enjoy
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Just don't loike em
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natalist ist being pro-kids. You mean anti-natalists.
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On big brother this lady said she loved her dog as much as her daughter.
btw ambwr was a fricked up junkiw who had 2 brain cellz and literally cried every single day in the house.
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Last good season
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You know I might need to start watching this kind of trashy reality TV.
She's legit r-slurred lmao.
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Because my cat loves me, and i love him
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Because the left/right spectrum is based on how good/bad a person you are. The more you are kind to others, the more left you are. The more you want to project your insecurities onto others, oppress them and not give a frick about your fellow human, the more right wing you are.
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There is a particular strata of pet ownership that is equivalent to a mental disorder. You reach it when you start equivocating non-human life to human life.:
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I have a lot of friends who unironically celebrate National Dog Mom's Day (the second Saturday each May) and actively maintain social media accounts for their pets. It's what you do when there is not much going on in your life.:
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Great observation. The more they oppose having children the more likely they have a pet. Yes, they are suppressing their urge to parent and coping with pets. They lack self awareness. The rise of antinatalism along with pet ownership in western society is not a coincidence.:
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See I think you are being open and honestly about your resentment towards child free people. I appreciate that you are honest of being hateful and jealous rather than the standard where people just pretend to be nice but are secretly bad mouthing you...Now then do you hate me because you are jealous, or do you take my personal choice as a condemnation of your choice?:
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There aren't any shitty dogs. There are plenty of shitty owners.Just like there are plenty of shitty parents who raise shitty kids.:
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Idk man, there's a limit to how responsible you are for your dog. I've never seen a dog rack up insane gambling debts and show up at your house for money, screaming to be let in and threatening violence. I've seen it twice with wasteman sons.:
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TRD
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