I'm not a swifty but I do love celebrity gossip.
Last year Taytay broke up with her boyfriend of 6 years, a rather twinkish but very attractive young man named Joe Alwyn. Her relationship with Alwyn was so secretive that many people who weren't fans didn't even know she had managed to hold down a man for so long. She then almost immediately renewed that reputation by getting into what appeared to be a whirlwind romance with professional rat boy Matty Healy despite him being British and looking like an ingrown toenail. he also had had a very controversial podcast appearance (on the Adam Friedland Show lmao) where he said he liked to watch Ghetto Gaggers and made a racist joke about Ice Spice. Fans had a meltdown and in any event Tswizzle evidently broke up with him after only a few months.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/13es88l/back_in_february_matty_healy_admitted_to_watching/
https://old.reddit.com/r/TaylorSwift/comments/13kdg2w/why_the_matty_healys_comments_on_black_women/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/141ntw8/taylor_swift_and_matty_healy_break_up/
she moved on to Travis Kelce and that was that.
this April she dropped a new album and everyone expected it to be about Alwyn or maybe Kelce. well, almost the whole thing was about Matty Healy. as it turns out, this wasn't a whirlwind romance after all. she had actually known Healy for 12 years at this point and was basically having an emotional affair with him while she was with Alwyn. Healy persuaded her to break up with Alwyn, then pumped and dumped her. in fact he actually ghosted her, not the other way around. song after song on her newest 17 track album is about wanting him to at least call her, while referring to him as the "smallest man who ever lived" and griping that he moved on to a younger woman. which he did. today he proposed to this monstrosity:
she looks like a cannibal but on the other hand she's also 26 years old so there's that.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1ddy6kx/matty_healy_proposed_to_his_girlfriend_gabbriette/
so far despite despising him while he was with Taylor, fauxmoi has almost nothing to say about this engagement other than how funny it is that Taylor actually got replaced by whatever Gabbriette Bechtel is.
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Never even began
!fellas
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The most based man alive screws his chance to catapult from mildly rich and famous to ultra rich and famous by hanging out with Adam and Nick
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Bros before hoes, and emotionally obliterating a foid on the international stage is it's own reward
!fellas
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If he had stayed with her she'd have dumped him by now.
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That Joe guy she dated never got rich and famous
Dating her just seems like bullshit tbh
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Absolutely based- ruining you chance at billions to talk about jerking off to ghetto gaggers is an IRL cumtown bit
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Matty Healy is a f*g?
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turns out he likes ghetto straggers
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Man those flash art tattoos zoomer foids get are something
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What the frick is that!?
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Whats wrong with her eyes?
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They're t50 brimstone, what isn't wrong with them
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They seem too low for her skull.
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The goblin
haunting lord miles 
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hes taking trading
down to the extreme 
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You can only trade up by breaking up with Swift
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@Grue is ashamed too have ever doubted the fact that dramatard opinions are worthless
@Grue love sucking peepee
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You have been banned
for this disgustingly bigoted comment
!swifties !commenters
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Absolutely NO anti-Tay sentiment!
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Isn't she a billionaire?
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Huge Matty Helaly L no matter
how you spin this one, tbh
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Her new album has one song you can reasonably assume is about Healy (The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived) and the rest is very obviously about Alwyn with some other shit mixed in (diss track on kim kardashian, random story songs, etc). Where are you getting that she dumped him for Healy? Healy is pretty obviously just a shitty rebound that lasted all of an hour.
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It was Nick for both of these. Healy was guilty of wrong think because he laughed though
Healy was clearly a huge cumboy it was actually kinda pathetic. Not surprising at all that he likes men and/or horrifically ugly women.
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Specifically, he asked if Ice Spice was the eskimo Spice Girl
I literally thought Ice Spice was a Spice Girl
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The thought of a wealthy pop singer who makes music for 45 year old wine moms to take their middle school aged daughters to sitting on his tour bus listening to Nick Mullen make racist accents and going "he's my best friend" is beyond hilarious
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People say the wall comes for all, but if your face is already sufficiently deformed maybe you're immune.
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Stop downvoting me
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