Chavvy Bong lad goes missing in Tenerife. R-slur sleuths try to solve the case. Plus more twists and turns.

Main story

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckrr5pxjd11o

A week ago, a British teenager got lost in some mountain wilderness on Tenerife. The last thing anyone heard from him was when he spent his last 1% of phone battery to phone his foid and tell her he was lost somewhere and only had 1% battery.

Should have maybe shared location instead instead via text, but we can't all be Einstein's can we?

Anyway, he's dead. We all know it. This isn't the fun part. Facebook detective r-slurs and the are the fun parts.

Facebook Detective R-slurs

I don't need to do an effortpost on this because everything funny is included in this thread:

https://tattle.life/threads/jay-slater-teen-missing-in-tenerife.45714/page-2

But I will share some highlights:

There has been a 7-day search by Tenerifes emergency services. His family are desperate for info. But worth asking. Yeah maybe no one's tried his phone.

Yeah worth a try. I'm sure the search team would appreciate someone's pet Labrador getting involved. Let him sniff some of the lads socks and let him loose on the mountain. It's a good idea and I'm sure the emergency services of Tenerife could use a Labrador with a sensitive nose.

Another good shout. Maybe the hospital treating an unidentified Bong teenager might not have made the connection that it could be the missing Bong teenager on the news.

Lmao a psychic is helping now.

There are also people livestreaming webcam footage hoping to catch a glimpse of him, as well as r-slurs flying out to Tenerife to "help".

Conspiracies

As with all of these missing person cases that capture the imagination of Facebook losers, it doesn't take long for conspiracies to start developing.

Locals refusing to talk about it.

His foid is a drugs mule and it's a drugs deal gone awry.

And by page 4 of the Tattle thread, they have also devolved into conspiracies themselves:

https://tattle.life/threads/jay-slater-teen-missing-in-tenerife.45714/page-4

Plot Twist

This little missing chav was convicted as part of a group of eight for attacking another lad with a machete and an axe:

https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/23701712.eight-handed-community-rehabilitation-orders-attack/

So maybe all the conspiracies are true ...

Further reading

Another forum thread starts making fun of the Facebookers before getting drawn into the same irresistible trap of conspiracy posting:

https://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?%2Fforums%2Ftopic%2F123647-jay-slater%2F

Lots of threads to pull at courtesy of Twttier:

https://twitter.com/search?q=Jay+Slater

!Britbongs are you keeping abreast of the latest Jay Slater drama?