Smartest burger :marseyburger: gets pulled over, immediately incriminates himself :marseygrouns:, gaslights the police :marseygaslighter:, detonates a pipebomb in the cop's face :marseypipebomb:, then offers him a bottle of water :marseychocolatemilk: :gigachad2:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wVTjKhGdM4U&t=3s

He had a gun chilling in the passenger seat too--get a load of this shit :marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17194504300442362.webp

This guy is king of the fudds, I and all real weekendgunnit stan :marseykneel:

!burgers: How not to talk to the police

@HailVictory1776: You will never be as based as this man :marseysneed:

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This is such a funny fricking video the cop is so nice and patient but is constantly getting more and more annoyed before the fricking BOMB goes off in his face and even then theres still a hint of positivity in his voice as he yells "WHAT THE FRICK!"

Edit: I'm still watching holy shit

Offers him a water bottle :marseychocolatemilk:

"No, frick you!"

:marseyxd:

"What the heck was that?"

"HOW THE FRICK SHOULD I KNOW?????"

:marseylaughbothsides:

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Was he nice? He kept lying about seeing a white substance in the cigarette box to get him to admit to something more than weed.

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That's just classic cop shit. They don't want to use force, they just want you to admit guilt, get a fat ticket or arrest and come along quietly

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Buddy's Bomb: Goes off in cop's face

Buddy: https://i.rdrama.net/images/17194788085297675.webp

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:#marseyxd: :#marseykino:

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What a helpful :marseyeskimo: guy. Assured the officer :marcuscop: he wouldn't lie to him and was quick :marseyagreewarpspeed: to offer :marseyholdingcoin: aid when that darn airbag went off mysteriously. Standup :marseysting: guy.

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In his 83iq boomer meth-brain, he thought this would be like a Skyrim encounter and the offer of water would de-agro the cop

Skyrim fight music plays

"You never should have come here!"

Offer WATER (1)

Calm music plays

"Keep and eye out for bandits- I've seen some in these parts"

Cop does walking animation into wall and phases put of existence

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Where exactly in the constitution does it say you can't blow up a homemade explosive in a cop's face? Federal overreach!!!!

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Looks like Bubba's straight up smoking a joint at the beginning too

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This is so good I can't believe it. "I ain't gonna lie to you."

Constantly lies.

Lies steadily escalate until the fricking bomb goes off and as the cop is choking and spitting/ screaming you hear the guy in the background say "must have been the air bag" in a blatant 'I'm lying' voice.

The cop finally losing it saying "how the frick could I know. How the frick could I have known what that was."

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musta been the airbag or sumn!

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