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That's right folks, tonight, for the first time this election cycle, Former President and Current Felon DONALD J TRUMP will face off in a battle of wits against Current President and Dementia Patient JOESPH BIDEN. There will be GAFFS 
. There will be LAUGHS 
. There will be ZINGERS 
. There will be DINGERS 
. And, Lord Willing, by the end of the debate we'll all know who we're voting for.
I will try my ABSOLUTE HARDEST to get a STREAM rolling, but I might be late. !jannies, if I am not able to, could one of you start it?
It starts tonight at 9:00PM Eastern Time. Eurocucks are, as always, NOT INVITED.
be there......... OR DIE!!!
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sorry
@Joan_Wayne_Gacy I didn't see ur post. but also I don't care suck my PEEPEE
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Whip it out big boy.
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He's not circumcised.
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The people's janny. It's not even a debate.
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Yours has a cat wearing a hat ND A TIE, AND IS THEREFORE SUPERIOR.
(frick caps-lock)
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What's with the beehive in the back??
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Its a metaphor dummy.
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Who's that?
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Move aside Tay, KayPey is back.
https://twitter.com/kirawontmiss/status/1806398181262979193
Also Amber Rose is MAGA now.
!fellas
!tmz
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Also, where the frick are her
s??
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God she was a ten
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lol that last one, what was she thinking
Kelly Rowland was the hottest member of Destiny Child
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Perhaps Ye could try and win her back again?
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That Trump chain is fya
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It means they can
friends!
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AI is getting pretty solid at the P, ¬ P form of meme humor.
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heh, peepee humor
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Didn't Corn Pop turn out to be a real dude who confirmed the story was true? I'm sure rightoids would never just ignore the truth if it gets in the way of owning the libs...
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Glowies waxed Corn Pop so he couldn't tell the real story of how he got his buck broken by Diamond Joe.
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Poor guy. He just showed up at the wrong pool at the wrong time.
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It actually happened. Biden committed a homophobic assault against an innocent black man using a rusty chain
This is why he is the !chuds preferred candidate
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it's AI generated
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AI dropping facts like the US drops bombs
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!eurochads I don't understand all of this lead paint induced Burgerish gibberish, but I think we're invited to join a stream. It will be beneficial for the less literate burgers to hear a EVROPEAN perspective, especially on health care and gun control.
See you tonight! (or this morning, I don't know what Eastern Time is because I'm not Chinese)
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europe: where you need a license to carry a pocket knife and you'll be thrown in prison for misgendering someone. where air conditioners haven't been invented yet. where the entire continent stops because there's a singing reality tv show on. where being a native means you have far less rights than immigrants.
thank god you civilized and free people are around to tell everyone else how to live.
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My pleasure, friend!
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This eurovisionmisia and I will NOT stand for it.
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imagine ripping off american idol and thinking yer special
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And the weath divide is rather stark but, since everyone is poor except a few, europoors cope about it by focusing on the US homeless.
Europe is am innovation black hole and normalized mediocrity.
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You guys didn't have paint in the early 20th century? Oh yeah, I guess you were desperately poor compared to America at that time. Maybe you really didn't.
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We always used wholesome organic paint and we had all the colours too
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3am CEST
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!poll_voters !burgers
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PIN
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!grillers
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I need to mow before I go fishing
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I'm touching grass
Have fun watching the death of America losers
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He'll be on coke and some drugs the CIA hasn't released to the public yet.
The internal prototype of neuralink will be used to remote control his speech.
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Whatever they had him on for the State of the Union address is good shit. He got through that whole thing like he hadn't aged in the last 20 years. I have no idea if they can repeat that though. Maybe sometimes the drugs don't work, or you can only use them so often.
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PRAYING TO EVERY DEITY IN EXISTANCE RN THAT BIDEN HAS AN OVERDOSE LIVE ON STAGE MID-ANSWER
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America loses
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THERE BE A GOOMBLING EVENT PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
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!goomblers what should we goomble over
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Whether Joe Biden
has a dementia 
moment, Trump 
breaks a gag order, who has the best zinger, who fricks up saying words 
the most, etc
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All of these will have incredibly shitty odds and would pay out 1 coin to everyone who made a bet, but the janny decides to take the money for himself instead.
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Needs to be in the form of Bingo
Create 50 possibilities that could occur during the debate
Anyone can assemble their own bingo card from those 50
Timestamp record of their bingo card
Timestamp of when they call bingo
first one wins
!goomblers
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yeah im not doing that shit lol
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this is why you don't get paid
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Me neither. I'm going to bed instead.
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Whether Trump pulls out his phone and starts truthposting while muted
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Who drops the first hard-r live on national TV
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Over/under on interruptions by candidate (or just from Blumpf)
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Biden says a "shit" live on tv !slots300
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!r-slurs !grillers
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!edgelords rise up
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I'm a true blue edgelord NIQQA
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i think he's implying that more hunter biden peepee pics could save us?
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He's demonstrating how Hunter gets hard.
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Kek
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LOL. How did you get a cat to wear a hat and a tie? ROFL
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I asked it very nicely
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Omfg they are arguing about golf holy shit
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I don't think this debate will move the needle on that many people either way. Like they've already made up their minds.
Also I've ranked the most dramatic outcomes
Trump wins (obviously, liberal meltdowns are always more insane/louder than rightoids)
Biden wins but Trump got the popular vote. (suddenly the electoral college is the most legit thing ever and the popular vote is memory holed at the speed of light)
Biden wins, also gets the popular vote (this is unlikely IMO but definitely possible. Still dramatic with rightoid spergouts but not nearly as much as the above two)
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this would be the most hilarious thing ever. i'd really enjoy pointing out the hypocrisy of every single social media liberal/social media maga because they would all immediately chance their stance.
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We're in another Trump vs. Hillary situation where both candidates are hated and it just matters who's hated more. So I think the one way the debates could matter is if a candidate does something so colossally r-slurred it makes them look even worse than they are now.
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Trump might win but there's no fricking way he gets the popular vote.
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Yeah debates are watched by people who are already decided for the most part. Disengaged Voters may or may not vote and if they do it's usually vibe based on the economy and inflation and I have a feeling they will trend towards Trump. This will be an interesting election from the stand point that a high turnout election might actually help Republicans since Abortion has already pulled the majority of the potential Dem voters out of woodwork in 2022.
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Ehhh. I think it'll be watched by more people than most news. And given how old they both are, I think there's a decent chance that one of them says something truly absurd or insane.
Like if Biden pulls another one of these he's absolutely going to lose votes
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This will be me
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i dont know why they are even having a debate. everyone has already decided who they are voting for. social media liberals have already decided biden won the debate. maga has already decided trump won the debate.
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you put trump won first which means YER A DIRTY QANON MAGA DRUMPFLER LOVING CHUD!
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This but unironically
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Who got the bingo cards? !commenters
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Can someone explain their spat about golf? I don't know anything about golf…
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Of all the issues Biden could try to fight on, out of all the lies Trump told that night, the fricking golf thing was the one he fought back on.
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holy shit
i didn't watch the debate, biden sounds like he's 120 years old
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CNN immediately playing defense for Biden.
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ok well i started trying to edit this so one bottle says "old senile white man" and the other said "senile old white man" but photoshop isn't good for gifs
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*DUEL
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lol
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I thought you spelled it dumb on purpose
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king of the r-slurs
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inb4 Biden takes both Biden and Trump out of the race
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The Brain Worm takes this 10/10
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Biden: "The biggest thing I'll do is defeat this man."
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As a non burger where can I watch this?
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Right here on rdrama lord willing
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I'll wait for Joe Rogans opinion before deciding who to vote for tyvm
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BIDEN IS PWNING DUMPF LE EPIX STYLEE ISN'T THAT RIGHT
@pizzashill
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The best part is undoubtedly going to be tapper trying to help biden along the entire time.
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Some weird rumors going on like supposedly a 2 min. tape delay
All non-CNN banned from the room:
https://twitter.com/HARRISFAULKNER/status/1806396689965793339
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Sorry I will not be watching instead I'm seeing half of Cave In (rip) play tonight
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Going to be like a retirement home fighting over bingo
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All I know is I am not voting for either of those fricking dinosaurs.
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Who watches debates live? I'll wait for a recording at 2x speed thx
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