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That's right folks, tonight, for the first time this election cycle, Former President and Current Felon DONALD J TRUMP will face off in a battle of wits against Current President and Dementia Patient JOESPH BIDEN. There will be GAFFS 
. There will be LAUGHS 
. There will be ZINGERS 
. There will be DINGERS 
. And, Lord Willing, by the end of the debate we'll all know who we're voting for.
I will try my ABSOLUTE HARDEST to get a STREAM rolling, but I might be late. !jannies, if I am not able to, could one of you start it?
It starts tonight at 9:00PM Eastern Time. Eurocucks are, as always, NOT INVITED.
be there......... OR DIE!!!
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THERE BE A GOOMBLING EVENT PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
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!goomblers what should we goomble over
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Whether Trump pulls out his phone and starts truthposting while muted
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Whether Joe Biden
has a dementia 
moment, Trump 
breaks a gag order, who has the best zinger, who fricks up saying words 
the most, etc
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All of these will have incredibly shitty odds and would pay out 1 coin to everyone who made a bet, but the janny decides to take the money for himself instead.
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Needs to be in the form of Bingo
Create 50 possibilities that could occur during the debate
Anyone can assemble their own bingo card from those 50
Timestamp record of their bingo card
Timestamp of when they call bingo
first one wins
!goomblers
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yeah im not doing that shit lol
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this is why you don't get paid
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Me neither. I'm going to bed instead.
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Who drops the first hard-r live on national TV
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Over/under on interruptions by candidate (or just from Blumpf)
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Biden says a "shit" live on tv !slots300
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