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No one hates Star Wars more than die hard Star Wars fans. I'll never understand it.ย (9)
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Starwars was ruined by millenial girlbosses and soy men who have cannibalized a once successful franchise and made it about themselves.
Nu-StarWars is preachy, with terrible writing AND acting. Worst of all, it's completely bland, with the message being "anything made by white men is bad and we need to remind them of that" or my personal favorite, "THIS WASN'T MADE FOR YOU."
They don't seem to have any understanding of what made the originals great and instead shame and condemn the fans who criticize their dogshit movies and shows. Fans WANT Star Wars to be good, they don't want to hate a frqnchise many of them enjoyed for decades prior, but no amount of wokescold news articles will convince the oldschool fans that this shit isn't terrible.
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Starwars was ruined the moment an ewok appeared on screen.
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At least that movie gave us slave bikini Leia. I understand the desire to peddle merch to the kiddies, just throw me a frickin bone, people.
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Those scenes were still pre-ewok. Star Wars was still good at that exact point in time.
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Yeah, Han's rescue was pretty good, the movie fell off after that
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I still don't understand why George added a random music video in the middle of Jabba's Palace.
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Wasn't that disney adding "BLACK VOICEStm"?
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That happened in like '97 zoomer
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Just put rey in a thong.
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That flat b-word?
I'd rather have Oscar Isaac or Adam Driver in a thong.
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Literally oppression
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Women in bikins are problematic. They're explicitly made for the male gaze (and no, no woman has EVER willingly wore a bikini of her own volition)
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Star Wars was never good !kino you know I'm right
The original trilogy is just a lazy mish-mash of random scifi tropes and christian and medieval england myths
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The first film is good
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First two are good, third one is mid because of scenes and characters made to maximise toy sales (ewoks)
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This is why it's comfy kino
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In the 70's? lol what fricking scifi was that?
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The license and tie in black hole that is Star Wars isn't even affected by Ewoks.
Literally by the time Ewoks show up every single marketable object in the franchise has already been on screen.
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I'd actually say it was when Yoda showed up sounding like fricking grover from sesame street.
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Star Wars survived Ewoks, it survived the prequels, it survived all the cheesy shit It died when it started wokescolding
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It's not just Star wars, it's fricking everything.
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Bros i just fricking can't any longer
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Nevermind Halle Berry was already in a 007 movie decades ago
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Halle Berry is so light skinned you can mistake her for a Latinx.
She doesn't count.
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Halle berry wasnt 007 though. They had black Bond girls back in like the 60s
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bond movies don't count
they've been adding black people to bond movies for longer than i've been alive
in live and let die, bond was like the only white person
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If it was gay and r-slurred rdrama would love it
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Like the Expanse!
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The expanse is great stfu.
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If the Expanse is so great then explain why Holden isn't getting pinned down by Amos so Naomi can peg him.
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Cause James is Holden Amos so Amos can get bussy blasted instead
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Amos/Holden:
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Would be greater if they cut out naomi
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I like the part where Holden tells anus that he likes his pretty little bonnet
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women and manchildren have no need for a mysterious bildungsroman, as they are their infantilised reaction to reality
the venn diagram of star wars fans and those who use "adulting" is a circle
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Star Wars is The Boys but for spaceshitters not smart enough for real sci-fi or real fantasy which at least was written by people who had some knowledge of STEM or the humanities
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Recommendations pls? Kino ones
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probably 2001 or the day the earth stood still
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Frick ive already seen them. I need good new scifi (that isnt the expanse)
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arrival
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Why are you acting like Star Wars fans were ever not just a bunch of fat losers arguing about minute details, this is a neurodivergent film series that accepts neurodivergent people of all political ideologies
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