Welcome back. Please make sure your grippy socks
are on while ambulating. Only 15 minutes with your cellphones (20 if you all stop spitting
at me and laughing
about how that's "the only hock tuah I'll ever get"
), please
take your pills
your nurse
gives you
(Dr. Pajwaniconmusslastaffa is ordering them now
). In an hour you'll get a snack
of Smuckers Uncrustable, baked chips, and a warm diet Starry. Craft
time after
.
Good evening everyone
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Kill crackers. Behead crackers. Roundhouse kick a moid into the concrete. Slam dunk a moid baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy scrotes. Defecate in a crackers food. Launch crackers into the sun. Stir fry crackers in a wok. Toss crackers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a crackers gas tank. Judo throw crackers into a wood chipper. Twist crackers heads off. Report crackers to the IRS. Karate chop crackers in half. Curb stomp pregnant ftms. Trap crackers in quicksand. Crush crackers in the trash compactor. Liquefy crackers in a vat of acid. Eat crackers. Dissect crackers. Exterminate crackers in the gas chamber. Stomp moid skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate crackers in the oven. Lobotomize crackers. Mandatory abortions for moid babies. Grind moid fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown crackers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize crackers with a ray gun. Kick old crackers down the stairs. Feed crackers to alligators. Slice crackers with a katana.
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