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https://twitter.com/Andr3jH/status/1811454309176861108
they create more shareholder value than 95% of engineers but y'all are not ready for that conversation.pic.twitter.com/DEb4rqIjlF
— แฑ แ แ แ แฎ แ (@Andr3jH) July 11, 2024
I actually have no idea what is happening
from context I gather that they are either hr or project managers for some engineer thing? and they are having an infuriating team building exercise and make money by bossing nerds around/firing them/doing these tiktok dances?
it seems like it's something that will make the s-xy glasses wearing hunchback code monkeys (extremely hot) here mad so thot I would post it :d
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I'm an actual math grad lol but currently working as a VP (there are several thousand VPs in my industry, so it's a nonsense promotion, basically means middle manager) doing nothing but arranging and rearranging spreadsheets and presentations and proof read material the partners and senior execs want me to read.
Don't care about shareholder value, DEI, HR etc. Zone out at every meeting. Never talk about anything at work.
I get paid 6 figures. Can't complain for doing absolutely nothing of value. Had a dream of being an algebraic geometry researcher (long gone). No family, no love life, no social life except the few people I know at the workplace who are exceptionally kind to me even though I never reciprocate their kindness ( !r-slurs any clue why that is? ). Get absolutely hammered by 7pm everyday on bourbon and benzos. .
Thought buying some ps5/85 inch OLED TV or a $5000 bed would make me happy. It just made me feel like a ghetto BIPOC instead. Gave those away to my brother and his wife.
Don't want to go out and meet women. Shudder at the thought of having children.
Probably killing myself in a decade when I hit 40. I don't think I want to live past 40.
!commenters absolute brutal blackpilled life. Get your self worth back by looking at it relative to mine.
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Brother things were wrong with you long before entering the workplace if you ever wanted to take that path. I still get nightmares about sheaf cohomology...
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I started to get sucked into AG via the Artin way of more and more generalization through stacks. Though I never finished studying it.
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Half the people on this site are mentally ill third world incels, I don't know how that's supposed to help
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Found you at your last meeting
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!math what algebraic geometry does to a mfer
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!math still better than algebraic topology lol
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That is the only tolerable kind of topology.
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I just remembered https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algebraic_geometry_and_analytic_geometry
Serre is responsible for this shit.
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the only thing wrong with your life is your r-slurred time management and you could fix it easily if you actually fricking cared
"wahh wahh my life sucks" if you actually feel that way then fix it you fricking r-slur, pick a hobby - ANY hobby - and meet people doing it. go hiking or rock climbing or knitting or fricking anything at all, anything you want.
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I don't actually care.
Killing myself
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I'm going to say your name and then I'm going to call you r-slurred just so you're fully aware.
I don't for a single second believe that at no point in your life have you had any interests whatsoever. But if you want to voluntarily dive into defeatism then go for it.
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If you want a serious answer, I can give you that but I doubt it will change your perspective of looking at things the way I view them. That's why I joked.
Tl;dr of serious answer - I have tried a variety of hobbies and met tons of people in the last 8 years since I graduated. From stargazing to bookclubs, from ww2 naval history conferences to langlands program research conferences. The problem again and again is you have to consume to participate. You have to consume new info by new people and more new info by more people to keep that hobby sustaining.
Do you know what my ideal hobby is? Go to a cabin in Montana, get booze bottles, sit by the campfire, just sit there and stare into nothing for hours.
I don't like meaning for existence. My existence should have meaning in itself. Otherwise it's all just arbeit macht frei, either in office or in hobbies.
I know it'll not change your views and you'll call me an r-slur again, so
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Staring for hours isn't a hobby. Neither is getting drunk, as much as the r-slurred degens on this site would like to believe it is. You could argue camping is but it doesn't sound like you like camping.
wtf do you even mean by this. Like take stargazing for example. What new info do you need to constantly "consume"? You get a telescope, go out away from city lights on a clear night, and look at cool shit in the night sky. Maybe you even plan a trip to a REALLY dark area and you can see much more cool shit in the sky. You don't need to constantly keep up with whatever new telescope was released last week or anything like that.
I'm calling you r-slurred because you write shit like:
but you clearly do which is why you're bitching about it here. You're not a stoic so stop pretending.
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My favorite memories are doing nothing with my friends. Just wandering around the woods and talking about nothing until we just didst talk about anything and layed together by the creek. Thats more fulfilling to me then helping to run my academic hobby club and talking with my classmates about research or something.
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Sure but that's not what they were talking about and you fully know that.
They're talking about getting away from any other humans, getting drunk, and blankly staring into the distance. Notably, alone.
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You can do that once, or a week, or a month, or maybe a year. Eventually you get tired of doing it. It's in the human nature to seek novelty in experience. More so because it's a hobby, you're doing it out of your own volition.
Then you start seeking out new info on stargazing, new locations, new happenings on other stargazers etc
You get my point
I'm not a stoic. Stoics have no relation to this. Stoics think they have to not get swayed by feelings to do what they think is morally right. I don't think there is anything to do. So whether feelings are a part of that doing or not is a moot debate.
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Getting bored of one hobby and moving on to the next is perfectly normal.
You should realize how absurd a statement this is, in general. There are vastly more things to do and learn than can be done or learned within a single lifetime, or a hundred lifetimes, and we keep discovering more and more as time goes on.
You sound like you just have basic run-of-the-mill depression and all the standard bits of advice for that apply.
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I'm not depressed though. Depressed people are lost, waiting to be (justifiably) relieved from their pain.
I have a crystal clear clarity of vision of my life 6 months, 1 year, 5 years from now. It's not going to change. All I can do is regale you with stories from it on rdrama
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Have you tried golfing?
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Try buying a 15 inch CRT TV and playing 24/7 reruns of !familyman
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This is a really long way of saying you don't frick.
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I wrote that. Sentient!!
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If you don't live far from them, make your personal issues their problem until your in-law has to find you an emotional sponge.
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Their children love me because I have been just gifting them $100 Amazon gift cards for their birthdays. However this has caused major rifts between me and my brother, his wife and my parents because niece used the gift card to buy herself a lingerie for her bf. She's 15.
My sister-in-law thinks I'm a drunk, absentee, unloving uncle who is an overall net negative influence. I don't disagree
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GOOD uncle.
Just remember that nephews are genetically equivalent to grandsons. So if your brother has lots of kids, you're technically not a evolutionary failure.
(You are a spiritual failure
albiet.)
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Your brother sounds like a bad parent if his kid is trying to dress in lingerie for some fat zoomer "bf" lmao at least you don't have to deal with that
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Eh, kids do that shit. I got a 20$ visa giftcard as a birthday gift from my grandma when i was like 13 and i used it to order a pack of 100 crack lighters from ebay but they got delivered when my mom was home so she "threw them away" and I cried in the shower for half an hour. Found out later she had just hid them in her dresser so i stole them back and gave them to a friend. Teens are dumb.
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Adopt an r-slur?
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Every manager I've ever had said he loves that he gets paid more but hates that they are no longer building things or coding.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Never kill you're self just move too south east Asia
Trans lives matter
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Work is full of them, no need to go out.
That's why you flee and let some stepcuck deal with it
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Actual based response tbh
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Or maybe just reciprocate kindness
Blud, just be normal and work out instead of actively destroying your own self worth
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Family and gf won't change that unfortunately.
You think depression comes from outside factors but it comes from within.
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I dont make nearly as much as you, shun social contact but I actually enjoy living. Get some passions, hobbies. Look at clouds or smth.
Turn that frown upside down you weirdo
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Try murdering people
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Brother that's a terrible way to go about things
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The benzos are for before work. No wonder his life is a mess.
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I like making real things
and being ruralchad
the birds make me happy when they come running
I think having kids someday would be a lot like that but better
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I saw two lorikeets snuggling in a tree this morning, made my day better already
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Kids are a lot like birds. I can confirm.
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Tldr?
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Have you ever thought about doing steroids because you'd at least look really cool if you did, isn't that right !juiced
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You can invest $5000/month in me and I will provide personal consultation, micro coatching, psychoanalysis and psychological support. You will never again feel empty, your inner void will vanish and you will be free to spend the rest of your $$$ free of any kind of anti-capitalist guilt tripping, social shame or morality. You will be able to consult me during any time of day or night in any kind of format.
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6 figures is a wide range, be more specific. $100K is 6 figures but entry level.
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130-170
Just like my booze cruise speed
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thats entry level lmao. fresh grads get 200-300K right off teh bat in faang
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Most fresh grads with a bachelor aren't making 250k at MANGA lol
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Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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They absolutely are lmao. Maybe you just got lowballed
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I dont have the education to work at MANGA, some of my friends do though
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You could just make some friends instead
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Imagine being this bad at life lmao neighbor what are you doing
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I suck (and not just peepees)
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U r homo
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Say it with me: @BushWasRight love sucking peepee
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you should contribute to some random foss project which holds up decades of web infrastructure then you can useful and make friends with the other two guys doing it.
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Have you considered that not being a degenerate addict could improve your life?
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You whine too fricking much.
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Such is life at goldman sachs
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Honestly go outside and do stuff. Especially some physical activity even if it's just hiking/running.
Do they have kids on the way? You could be the fun, semi-rich uncle!
Can I have your dc at that time
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https://rdrama.net/post/283130/tech-nerds-seethe-over-gen-z/6676490#context
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Don't give shit to those leeches if you anhero hoard the money and sooner give it to a hobo than those who ever disliked you
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He should put it in a trust fund for the nephews, honestly.
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Dang...sorry to hear that man
...at the same time, though...
RemindMe! 10 years
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I will be messaging you on 12.07.2034, 18:24 UTC to remind you of this comment
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Would you like an online friend?
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Sure!!
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Do you have Groomercord?
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No.
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Oh, okay. Well, you can message me whenever here -- anything you wanna talk about. I empathize with your situation.
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Any bit of proof or embarrassmentkink and you get off on it
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Aww man
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