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horseshoe theory is many dimensional

Snapshots:

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Tfw you realize 80% of those posting on Twitter and mocking them on 4chan are literal children.

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I suspect the same of antiwork

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i want to be an oracle of some sort. read peoples tarot.

i don't know german but i guess i could be a translator.

sparking passion.

i'd still be a SW.

advisory role.

proofread books.

repair poems.

fighting for equal rights for people of color.

pop popcorn

bringing everyone water

most of these people seemed to take this super serious and at the same time prove they know absolutely nothing about how it would work. these people would die in a week. either from other commies killing them for being lazy or from having to get outside and do actual physical work because their skills mean less than nothing in a "commune" setting. sparking passion? popcorn popper? proofreader? jesus christ. what do these people think a commune is...

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I’d still be a SW.

How does this work in a moneyless society? If you frick random dudes for free you’re just a regular slut.

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Lol i thought this meant social worker

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sending in s*x workers instead of police does sound like a good idea

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How these people never read any theory at all? Commies hate whore with a fiery passion and why wouldn't they? Whores take something that is part of the share human experience and try (often failing) to capitalize it. For Marxism to properer all of whordom, both public and private much be eliminated

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she does it for free

I can't stop laughing

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They seem to take it completely for granted that all the comforts of modern living are (for better or worse) produced by the capitalist "system" which they love to complain about. That might be why they think that they can tear down the "system" and yet all the fruits of said system would miraculously just remain in place. Like fair enough if they want to not work and laze about all day as long as they accept a minimal living standard which is only fit for survival. Yet those people are all talking about eating popcorn, watching movies and "studying" theories. Ironically, they all sound like the privileged bourgeoisie in the 20th century who only engaged in "intellectual" and leisure activities while remaining completely oblivious/uncaring about where their food/water comes from.

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I unironically want this to be a TV show just so I can see some commies have to make the choice between butchering there own food and not eating. Bonus lols if the one who butchers takes a bigger share of the meat

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An alarming number wants to 'work with children'... :taygrimacing:

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:#marseypedo:

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artist

vegan baker

this :quote: guy :quote: better be thanking god every night we don't live in a dirty commie society

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Still more productive than a lightswitch operator

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Lightswitch operators can be useful:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabbos_goy

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I assumed it was a woman. You can always tell because they always end up coming full circle and describing a tradwife life where they stay home and bake bread. Without a hint of irony.

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hlæfdige pill

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From the r/4chan post of Twitter screenshots detailing how these people would all be tarot readers and K-6 educators...

This is literally the best thing i have ever read.

This is like a complex french pastry, crafted by artisanal chefs, each layer, a new sensation. Each perfect complimentary flavor, a different emotion stoked up from the resting silt of your psyche.

A mouthwatering masterpiece of memetic mirth.

There is so much here, so much truth, so much sadness, such a depth of earnest longing that is usually hidden from us under layers of bitter irony and unbroken theoretical proclamations and rants on how to run the world.

They just want to be part of a small village, a community, to serve a integral purpose and be loved for who they are, and appreciated for what they do. But almost invariably, places like this, small tight-knit villages are right-wing, they are wary of outsiders because a small community is uniquely disadvantaged by even small changes brought by newcomers.

Almost all of the women posting their genuine desires are functionally describing being a stay-at-home mother in a small right-wing community. Cooking, cleaning, gardening, looking after the kids, supervising their education, advising, tutoring, observing who gets what and maintaining fairness.

But they cannot see it, they cannot comprehend they are the fool in The Gateless Gate, who is searching by the light of an oil-lamp for a way to cook their rice. In one breath they scorn the very thing and types of people that can and will provide them the environment their soul cries out for. In a toxic swamp of unfamiliar city-living and godless, soulless corporatist posturing, under the heavy pressure and the mind-breaking bullshit of socially-violent, politically correct 'simon-says' office-tier environments, these lost folk yearn for meaning in their lives, whilst having been conditioned to hate the very people that are most capable of providing that environment for them.

These are the last gasps of drowning men and women, the last writhing attempt at clinging to life, before being drowned in a polluted, fetid sea of corporate/governmental-conditioning and never-ending work, that will pump directly into their minds, as in The Matrix, the illusion that they are on the cusp of revolution, that they are the vanguard of change and the daring anti-corporate, anti-state activists who are humanities best hope to attain this simple life they dream of.

This is the last time they will even be allowed to know the color red exists, for all the pills henceforth will be blue.


https://old.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/przkwq/sorry_if_repost_but_this_is_too_good/?sort=controversial

Don't @ me, longpostbot

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look im gunna have 2 ask u 2 keep ur giant dumps in the potty not in my replys 😷😷😷

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These small communities tend to be right wing, but they don't gotta! They have elements of leftism like mutual aid, social nets and shit. We don't gotta hate gays to live the good life, breathe clean mountain air, and sing our praises to God.

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Do rightoids really belive that stay at home motherhood is the default state of womenkind? The stay at home part didn't even exist until a few hundred years ago

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Umm bro, the default state of humans since the advent of agriculture has been to work from home

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Yeah, work

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Feminisms greatest accomplishment was convincing foids there best life is being a corporate drone

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ex-fatty. still ugly.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1684141355978094.webp

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looked better fat

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It's like she swapped pounds for tats

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These women will spend their entire lives fleeing from anything to do with "trad" or "feminine beauty" all while wondering why they are so unhappy and alone.

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I'd have more energy to keep my home clean, workout and cook at home. May not be everyone's dream but I just want to have more energy for my regular day to day life.

you called it

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i half want to go commie just so I can look at this frick and say "He who does not work does not eat"

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the :quote: got squished... Why

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Vegan tortillas that come out more like naan are friggin delicious

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These people would sit around and get fat as frick and kill themselves of depression even sooner than scheduled.

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Assuming they were allowed to do so.

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they'd be the ones "PuT AgAiNsT ThE WaLl" as they love to say. he wouldn't survive long enough to get fat.

it's like all these edgy commie teens think communism means "i get to hang around the house doing anything i want, while other people give me food and money to spend on funky pops".

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Has anyone ever actually explained how they think this actually could work? Like some people actually would continue to just collect garbage and clean bathrooms for the satisfaction of it?

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The evil nazis would be forced by government to do all the bad work. Foolproof plan.

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β€œTurn our enemies into slaves and make them do the dirty jobs” but woke and valid

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Literally yes. They think people will do the shitty jobs for the good of society, without being forced to. Not them of course, other people.

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They think nationalizing Bezos and co.'s moneypants will feed the world for the rest of eternity

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"Let them eat amazon shares"

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A while back, a R*dditor told me he would gladly clean shit covered pottys for $20/hr with universal healthcare because he was fine cleaning latrines in the army and there wasn't anything bad about cleaning shit.

Whenever this question comes up, I just assume it will be him doing all of it.

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God bless him

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🀷 Remodeling my bathroom, I did all the drywall sanding and thought "There are people out there who did this and were still ok with the idea of doing this for the rest of their life."

Masochism will continue to exist.

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They're right, so long as they live in a government-subsidized kibbutz. The immigrants will handle the hard work.

:chadjew:

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Theyed be doing shitty blue collar work, for zero pay

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As if there would be enough food for them to get fat.


Transform your Marseys! :marseywave:
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Third top comment

I wouldn’t do anything of any note

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I'd have more energy to keep my home clean, workout and cook at home. May not be everyone's dream but I just want to have more energy for my regular day to day life.

Translation: I'll let my comrades keep the lights on, keep the water flowing, and get the food shipped to my door... But I won't contribute anything in return lmao

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ill live in utter filth likea i currently do but ill constantly be movingthe filth around acting very busy.

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I mean...at least he's honest.

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Leftoids sure do love changing the definition of things and acting smug when no one else uses the one they pulled out of their butt

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So this just means that all the complaints they have about work will magically disappear under communism. Like when you have to work for a living under capitalism it's horrible, but when the chief economic planner tells you to work or go to jail, it's suddenly fine?

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That’s me. I’m the car.

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is that the pope in the popemobile

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No, that’s cult leader Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh.

Arianna Huffington, who co-founded Huffington Post (along with Andrew Breitbart… hmm) was a member of this cult. She was also a member of lesser-known LA cult, MSIA (pronounced β€œmessiah”), of which my best friend’s dad is the financial wrangler. He’s also the business manager for Haim, Stevie Knicks, the Moody Blues, and at one point was responsible for keeping Bubbles the chimpanzee entertained while it’s owner, Michael Jackson, was onstage. And that’s how I got to visit Neverland Ranch.

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Didn't this guy blow up some burger politician? Or was that someone else?

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Rajneesh was an absolute Gigachad

Form a cult

Dodge taxes

Smile and nod

Frick all the women

Steal their money

Commit bioterrorism

Create a militia and compound

Buy Rolls Royces and a 727

Refuse to elaborate

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:#marseysteer:

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Only if you consider it β€œcushy” to work 80 hour weeks! And to be constantly pressured to get stuff done. And to work nights and weekends.

And to face layoffs every couple of years, because the company needs to make their stock price look good this quarter!

The only reason that software engineers aren’t unionized by now is due to (1) corporate brainwashing, (2) crappy laws protecting organized labor efforts in the US.

Imagine being a software engineer in the current labor market and willingly putting up with 80 hour weeks. The only way that's acceptable is you're fine with it because you're making infinite money, or you're on a visa. Redditor pushover moment

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Ikr. I had to work every day this week and I was pissed.

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Or you have literally zero talent in software engineering and working immigrant shifts is the only way anyone will pay you

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Software engineers don't need to unionize. Literally move to the D.C. area and there are infinite jobs paying 6 figures with amazing benefits and flex hours where you just sit around and do the bare minimum and nobody cares.

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Frick why did i accept a job in Austin

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I’d rather work and live in Mordor than the DC area

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Shit ive lived in the midwest my entire life. Anything else is an upgrade

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DC really isn't. It has some nice amenities, but it's a shithole. I say this as someone that remembers it through the rose tinted glasses of childhood. Don't move to DC.

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Same. Beltway traffic is the absolute worst

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But then I'd have to move! And apply for jobs! Shit, I may have to make friends within the field and use them to cut through that process!! Or at the very least I could negotiate for higher pay within my own city, based on competing firms' offers. No no no! I must post on reddit and forever mourn my tragedy in exchange for internet points. :marseysnoo: x24

I do mourn for the self-afflicted.

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Interesting how like 70%+ of americans are descended from starving english/polish/chinese/italian peasants that moved a literal continent away to improve their life yet telling zoomers to move for a job is heckin wrong :marseythinkorino:

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If they move away from their family safety net they'd be homeless lmao

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Beer virus has made moving for software work far less necessary

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Do you even have to move anymore? I thought covid proved that you could work from wherever basically as effectively.

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move to DC area

:marseydisagree:

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:marseyglow2: -recruiters arent welcome here

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They don't unionize for the same reason real engineers don't join unions. It's supposed to be a professional grade where you're not just a regular slob who's paid by the hour for dumb labour. In the past people in these roles would generally have their shit together as we had an effective system of bullying and hazing throughout teenage and early adulthood to ensure that if you made it into the professional world as and engineer doctor r whatever that you at least had some level of resilience and wouldn't cut off your pee pee at the first little crisis you hit

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Yeah but there's no barcades in DC. Their IPAs probably aren't locally-sourced, either.

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I'm honestly surprised how afk this job is. Just talk in stand-ups like you know what's going on and that's literally all it takes.

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99% of those people would not do any of those things, theyed be depressed after a month and probably miss having an actual purpose soon after.

:#marseycapitalistmanlet:

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None of them have a purpose currently

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Thwy dont have enough self reflection to understand why theyre sad all day

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I legitimately cannot understand people who just want to sit around and do nothing all day. I volunteer at church just so I have a 'job' to do during the weekends to keep myself from blowing my brains out from boredom.

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I handed out turkeys before thanksgiving and was a pretty cool job.


Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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Thank you for being a good God-fearing person and helping out your community.

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Lord knows I need forgiveness for all the stuff I post here lol

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I can't wait to sit around and do jack shit all day but, unlike these dipshits, I'm working and saving money to make this goal actually come true.

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I guarantee you will miss having something to do

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I've not had anything to do since memedemic and honestly this is true. Its gotten so bad I actually want college to reopen.

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That's why my dream is to retire to Southeast Alaska with a sailboat and larp as a cold-weather John McAfee and eats lots of crabs and maybe shoot AR-15s at ice flows, do a little skiing. Seems chill

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