What’s your job on the leftist commune?

I wouldn’t do anything of any note. I’d get up, walk into town, buy a newspaper, sit in coffee shops and do the crossword.

Ok this just makes me angry. In this dream world who is managing the coffee shop? Who is stocking it? Who is managing the menial laborers? Who is handling marketing? Who is standing behind the counter taking your order with a cheerful smile on xir face?

Who is writing for the newspaper? Researching, compiling, editing, formatting, managing, printing, and distributing it? Designing the crossword?

Who is loading and transporting the paper to the distribution center and the coffee materials to the shop? Who is growing the coffee beans? Do these r-slurs have any idea what the manufacturing process is like? I didn't until I looked it up just now, but i knew before I did the google search that it was A LOT OF WORK. Drying and husking cherries, cleaning and grading beans, roasting, packaging, shipping. Each of these is a process that involves hundreds of workers at the major farming & manufacturing centers.

You think the employees of these farms/manufacturers dream of coming in every day so that you can sit down and do the crossword you sniveling cute twink?

These people are so fricking lazy and entitled it just makes me want to scream at them. The only reason they can contemplate doing something like that is because of capitalism. There's literally hundreds of jobs that must be performed for that fantasy to be a reality. Jobs that no one in their right mind would ever do if it weren't for capitalist motivation. And yet, the system we exist in now, one that lets you pretty easily get to the point where you can afford a daily newspaper and cup of coffee if that really is your life goal, is one they want to abolish. Really activates the almonds.

aside from one top level comment that said they'd like to continue coding, none mentioned anything that requires real problem solving skills

Assuming I’m not living where I am now. I would Garden, get some farm animals, make all kinds of things like jams, preserves, oils, lotions, set up a little booth at a farmers market

Umm yikes you want to engage in capitalism by selling stuff??? Off to the gulag you go.

At this point lets just implement communism. That would put all these lazy fat fricking slobs/redditors front and center for how useless they are to society.

I’d prefer to do IM but I could farm. Please don’t make me farm in the rdrama uprising

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROZEN!!! MAY THE NEXT 43 YEARS BE AS DRAMATIC AS THE LAST.

I love these threads, my favorite answer ive seen was "guy who beats people who say doing astrology readings is work"

I’m the whipcracker.

i think i'm way too r-slurred, i genually cannot see any function in any job that is not farming or that doesn't positively affect farming

frick the industrial revolution

I legitimately cannot understand people who just want to sit around and do nothing all day. I volunteer at church just so I have a 'job' to do during the weekends to keep myself from blowing my brains out from boredom.

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All these people saying that they'd do nothing is proof that if these people's wacky ideas were implemented society would fall apart

That’s me. I’m the car.

What would my job be? Rebel resistance fighter working to topple the tyrannical commie/fascist government that they foolishly allowed to obtain power under their r-slurred assumption they'd enter a utopia.

Or I'd be dead during the rise of such a government. Either way better than sheepishly living under tyranny.

The whole end goal of technology was to be able to make our lives easier so that we could actually have time to do what we wanted. However, as usual, anything good just HAS to be co-opted and misused to serve the greed of a few very lucky, wealthy and powerful individuals, and hence we have today's modern world where technology is misused to further drive the masses deeper and deeper into debt while trying to extract every last ounce of energy and time out of us to fill their pockets. And sad part is that it's purposely been setup this way so that we're just too tired at the end of the day to do anything about it.

Without technology they’d be plowing a field for 12-16 hours a day. Fricking teenagers are so darn stupid

I wouldn’t do anything of any note. I’d get up, walk into town, buy a newspaper, sit in coffee shops and do the crossword.

That's cool man, sounds like a nice and cushy life. Just wondering, though.... how would you buy the newspaper?